GLENDALE, AZ – Police have arrested a man accused of pissing on a family of three at a Metallica concert.

A man, his wife, and their 10-year-old daughter were attending a Metallica concert at the University of Phoenix when they “felt warm liquid washing over their backs and legs.”

When the man turned around, he saw 44-year-old Daniel Daddio holding his dick. When he asked why in the hell did he just piss on his family, he told police Daddio simply shrugged.

The man showed a hell of a lot more restraint than I would have, and reported the incident to stadium employees. Police were called to the scene and located an intoxicated Daddio, who denied urinating on the family.

He was taken into custody and charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. When Daddio appeared in court for the first time, the judge was not too pleased with the allegations against him.

“I have to say in the 15 years I’ve been on the bench, this is one of the most disgusting scenarios I’ve ever read… in any event, really inappropriate,” the judge told the court.

Daddio was has been released from jail and his next scheduled court date is Aug. 18.

I commend the dad for doing the “right” thing and not escalating the situation, but goddamn. If I paid money to see a concert with my family, and then had a drunk asshole bathe my wife and daughter in piss – I would’ve attacked the guy like a wild animal.

Sure I may have went to jail as well. Hell, I may have went to jail after I got my ass kicked. But what happened to that man is a level of humiliation that can stick with you forever. That poor sap will be replaying that scenario in his head, thinking of all the things he should have done to Daddio’s face, for the rest of his life. Ugh.

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