Anthony ZingalePLYMOUTH, WI – After 19-year-old Anthony Zingale was accused of trying to rape a woman at knife point, he produced this hilarious mugshot in which he can be seen blubbering like a baby.

Police were called to a home last month by a man claiming Zingale had just tried to rape his wife in their bathroom. When police questioned the woman, she said she was in the bathroom when a drunken Zingale walked in brandishing a knife while exposing himself.

She claims Zingale put the knife to her neck and threatened to cut her if she did not have sex with him. The woman said she told Zingale they should move to the bedroom so they’d be more comfortable. Once they were out of the bathroom, the woman began screaming for help and alerted other people at the party.

Zingale, who happened to be attending the party with his mother, told police a different version of events. He admitted he’d been drinking, but the entire situation was just a misunderstanding. He admits that he went into the bathroom with a knife, but was not aware the woman was already using it. His pants were down only because he really had to use the bathroom. It could happen to anyone.

Not surprisingly, police didn’t buy Zingale’s story and arrested him on charges of first degree sexual assault and carrying a concealed weapon. He’s facing 40 years in prison if convicted, which I guess warrants him looking like me when I somehow manage to sit on my own balls.

Imagine having good time at a party with your kid – eating, drinking, socializing – then your son tries raping the host. Jesus, that’s gonna be one hell of an awkward social circle.

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