Loretta Lynn ArmstrongMILTON, WV – A woman was arrested after she was witnessed punching one of her children in the face because he ordered the wrong toppings on her Taco Bell burrito.

A police officer responding to the home of 48-year-old Loretta Lynn Armstrong reported seeing the woman repeatedly hitting her youngest son in the face.

Armstrong was reportedly upset that her boy, whose age has not been released, didn’t get the right toppings on her Grade D horse meat.

The officer was able to pull Armstrong off of her son but Armstrong was able to break free when the officer tried to cuff her and throw herself on the driveway. She then began screaming and cursing, claiming she was in the throes of a heart attack.

After emergency personnel arrived and determined Armstrong was pulling a Fred Sanford, she was taken to jail.

“All in all, from the moment we arrested her, to the time we finished the arrest was about three hours,” Cpl. Dean Bishop said. “During those three hours, she didn’t settle down the whole time.”

Armstrong has been charged with felony child abuse and three other misdemeanors. She is currently being held at the Western Regional Jail on a $31,000 bond.

“There’s a difference between spanking your kid and punching your child in the face,” Bishop said. “There’s no sense in ever getting into an argument like that over a burrito — just let it go.”

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