PorkFramingham, MA — I’ve been here at the Demon for a long, long time. So long, in fact, that it is difficult to find a story that actually makes me feel. But this one, well, this one made me tear up a bit.

According to police, Lindsay McNamara, 24, sauntered into the Framingham Police Department Friday, with a Dunkin’ Donuts box in her hands. She approached the lobby window, police say, and when the officer behind the glass asked how he could help her, McNamara reportedly declared it was “time to feed the pigs.”

She reached into the box, which apparently didn’t contain donuts, and grabbed a handful of raw bacon and sausage links. (Please, friends, pardon my hysterical sobbing). She then proceeded to throw the products at the window, while simultaneously smearing them on and around the glass.

The horror….

McNamara was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct and malicious destruction of property. Later that day, McNamara, who represented herself before the judge, reportedly said God told her to “go feed the pigs,” before claiming that the courts were allowing people to sell her. She went on to say that she didn’t mean to destruct property, she simply “smeared some grease.”

“Somebody’s out to get me,” she told the court. “I don’t know who it is, but somebody is out to get me.”

McNamara’s arraignment has been postponed pending a psychiatric evaluation.

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