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sheepFRESNO, CA – The 23-year-old Fresno State student who got busted having sex with a sheep on campus is blaming his behavior on being stressed over exams.

According to reports, a female student heard noises coming from a barn at the Fresno Sheep Unit, which houses about 100 female sheep for breeding.

She contacted University police who, upon investigating, found a fifth year computer engineering student with his pants down on top of one of the ewe’s.

The student first said he was just wrestling with the sheep, then admitted to his crime after police pointed out that it was pretty obvious he’d been fucking the thing.

The student said he was stressed over midterms and had gotten drunk. He claims he went to the barn, not to have sex with a sheep, but to beat them in an effort to blow off steam. But then well, you know, one thing lead to another…

The student has been charged with sexual assault of an animal and has since been released from jail. After making his confession, the student asked officers “Am I going to be expelled for this?”

The sheep he assaulted is currently being monitored by a veterinarian. A parody account has since been created on Twitter and is chock full of all the bad puns you handle.

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