Judith JonesDillonvale, OH — A woman accused of slitting her husband’s throat as he slept reportedly told police she was dreaming of filleting a fish when the alleged incident occurred.

And my eyes just rolled so hard they damn near fell out the back of my head….

Judith Jones, 44, is facing charges of attempted murder and aggravated assault after her failed attempt at making her husband dead… something she had apparently been planning for quite some time.

Police say the couple’s 16-year-old daughter interrupted the attack late last month, quite possibly saving her father’s life. She later told police her mother had been planning to kill her father for about a year.

When questioned, Jones brought up the whole fish filleting spiel. Needless to say, that sorry ass excuse didn’t fly. She eventually admitted to the deed.

“I’ve seen stabbings before, but I’ve never had anybody tell us that they were dreaming that they were filleting fish when they committed a crime. It’s a first for that,” said Sheriff Fred Abdalla.

According to Abdalla, Jones is no stranger to police — she was arrested for threatening her husband’s life last year, and another complaint was filed in February of this year.

Police have reason to believe alcohol was involved in this particular incident. Her bond has been set at $500,000.

Hubby, 49-year-old Thomas, is recovering in the hospital, stitched from ear to ear.

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