Clown Butchered Ex-Girlfriend In Front Of Her Three ChildrenMan Accused Of Prostituting His 7-Year-Old DaughterPolice Say Man Arrested After Getting Caught Performing Sex Act On 2-Year-OldCouple Charged After Beating 3-Year-Old Boy Into A ComaPolice Investigating The Beating Of 1-Year-Old Boy At Indy DaycareNorth Dakota Mother Killed Her Three Children Before Killing HerselfMom Pleads Guilty To Letting Men Rape Her Little Girls For CashIrate Woman Craps On Floor Inside Tim Horton's, Flings It At StaffMan Charged With Incest After Fathering Baby With 20-Year-Old DaughterWoman Stabbed Roommate To Death For Calling Her A Bitch

Brian HounslowTulsa, OK — Mr. Sad Face to the left is 37-year-old Brian Hounslow — he was busted this week after a woman told police, and apparently anyone else that would listen, that she witnessed him wankin’ his willy in the ladies room at Walmart.

It all started at about 8:30 Wednesday morning…..

Customer Beth Davis, 61, claims she headed into the shitter that morning and found Hounslow standing in front of the mirror, shirtless, with his pants around his ankles and his wiener in his hand. At that point, Davis did the only thing she could think to do — point and laugh…just kidding… she ran out of the bathroom and started yelling for help.

“There’s a naked man in the bathroom masturbating,” she reportedly shouted for several minutes.

Her screams for help did nothing. Sooooo, Davis took matters into her own hands. When Hounslow exited the restroom, fully clothed, thank gawd, she whipped out her cell phone and began filming.

In the video, you can hear Davis proclaim, again, and quite enthusiastically at that, that she had seen Hounslow fiddlin’ with himself in the restroom.

“My name is Beth Davis and I witnessed it. You were naked and had your pants down around your ankles. Someone stop him. Do not let him go out that door. Stop this man! Stop that man!”

Again, Walmart employees were a little hesitant to rush to her aid. A store vendor eventually found his way over to Hounslow and attempted to detain him, but stopped in his tracks when a store employee suggested that he not touch the alleged wanker. Not because Hounslow may not have washed his hands, but because Walmart apparently has some sort of policy against detaining or following wrong-doers and/or scofflaws. However, a manager did call police.

Another customer followed Hounslow out of the store and started snapping pictures of his car and license plate. He was taken into custody at his home a short time later.

According to the arrest report, Hounslow did admit to the dirty deed. That same document also notes that Davis saw Hounslow’s “fully exposed turgid penis.” Aaaaaand that should keep me giggling for hours…. after I find out the definition of “turgid.”

Hounslow was booked on charges of felony indecent exposure. He’s being held in lieu of $5,000 bond.

Davis is still a little peeved, I think.

“Who gets up at 8:30 in the morning and decides they’re going to go to Walmart, take off all their clothes and masturbate in the women’s bathroom?” she said. “It’s pretty sick … How could you think you weren’t going to get caught?”

In Hounslow’s defense, though, he did tell Davis he wasn’t aware he was in the women’s room. oO

Help The Dreamin Demon go ad free! Support us on Patreon!
Tags: , , , , , ,

Comments


The views expressed in the comments are those of the comment writers and don't represent the views or opinions of D'D or its staff. Feel free to flag comments that may violate conditions outlined in our Disclaimer.