Kareem GordonOrlando, FL – Police have arrested a 28-year-old man after he allegedly attacked his pregnant sister for eating his chicken nuggets without his permission.

According to reports, Kareem Gordon became furious after he found his 25-year-old sister had eaten his chicken nuggets. After arguing over the nugget faux pas, Gordon followed his sister into her bedroom, yelling “I will punch you down.” He didn’t follow through with that specific threat, but he reportedly grabbed his sister by her neck, pushed her into a nightstand, making her fall to the ground.

Gordon told police he didn’t attack his sister, who is four months pregnant, but was merely trying to have a civil discussion when she slammed the bedroom door in his face. He said she fell after he shoved open the door. Police arrested Gordon anyway, charging him with aggravated battery on a pregnant person. He was booked into the Orange County jail on no bond.

Seems as if Gordon has a history of assaulting women, police saying he has a previous domestic violence incident on record with his wife. But if we’ve learned anything at D’D over the years, women go nuts over some mechanically separated chicken.

Women not only put themselves and their unborn children in danger to chew on some chicken butthole, they’ll even offer sexual favors for chicken nuggets, call 911 over missing chicken nuggets, and punch fast food workers when denied chicken nuggets.

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