Paralyzed Man Loses Ball To Newly Adopted Dog

July 30, 2013 at 8:39 pm by  

fucking ball-eaterTrumann, AR – A paralyzed man in Arkansas woke up the other day to find that the dog he’d adopted had just eaten one of his testicles.

The unidentified 39-year-old is paralyzed from the waist down and had adopted a “small white fluffy” stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier. The man told police he often sleeps in the nude and woke up Monday morning by a “burning pain” in his mid-section.

He looked down and noticed the dog was between his legs with blood on its face and paws. To his horror, he realized that the little bastard had “eaten one of his testicles.”

The poor guy was taken to the hospital to be treated for his injuries, while the dog was euthanized. The dog’s head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

Lord knows we’ve had a slew of stories regarding injured testicles on this site – psychotic women like to chew them off or rip them off with their bare hands. But the last story we had regarding a dog eating someone’s balls was back in 2010, when a 6-month-old baby lost his testicles to a pit bull.

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