James WatsonARLINGTON, VA – Police arrested James Watson after he beat his roommate for using a permanent marker to draw a penis on his face while he was sleeping.

Watson, 31, fell asleep on his couch after a night of drinking. When he woke up at around 5:30 a.m., he became enraged when he found his roommate had drawn a dick on his face, and that it would not wash off.

Police say that Watson ran upstairs to the bedroom of the roommate he suspected of drawing the dick, and jumped on him while he was sleeping. After repeatedly punching the other man in the face, a third roommate managed to separate the two. According to police, the roommates admitted they often play pranks on each other when drunk.

A little over an hour after the assault, the beaten artist decided he was going to press charges and called police. The roommate paid for his dick move with extensive injuries to his face, including a swollen, bleeding eye, and was taken to the hospital.

I’m guessing the injuries must have been pretty bad, as police ended up arresting Watson and charging him with malicious wounding. He is being held without bond.

I don’t blame Watson for getting pissed about having a penis drawn on his face with a permanent marker. Me and my friends used to pull crap like this all the time and occasionally, depending on the prank, things did get heated. Of course, these kind of drunken shenanigans ended when we were in our 20s.

Enjoy your newfound fame, James “Dickface” Watson. At 31-years-old, you have succeeded in having your picture plastered online for the entire world to see forever, a picture that clearly shows the crudely drawn dick on your face. Kudos.

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