Anthony Bourdain, 61, Hanged Himself In France Hotel RoomMan Accused Of Taking A Dump On Another Man During Road Rage IncidentWoman, 20, Accused Of Beating 46-Year-Old Man To Death Who Recently Survived Brain SurgeryMan Arrested After Girlfriend Catches Him Having Sex With 5-Month-Old PuppyTwo Men Charged After Robbing Woman Then Setting Her On FireTeen Ran Over And Killed Her Baby While Fighting With BoyfriendMother Arrested After Her One Month Old Baby Found Inside DryerTeen Slashed Man's Throat After Man Complained About Teen's Blowjob SkillsGirl, 5, Sexually Assaulted For Weeks By 11-Year-Old Boy On School BusTwo Boys, 13 And 14, Accused Of Murdering Woman During Robbery

Josh WelchBaltimore, MD –  Josh Welch, a second-grader at Park Elementary School was suspended from school for two days after he brandished his breakfast pastry like a firearm.

According to Josh, he was eating a breakfast pastry at school when he decided to try and shape it into a mountain. But the more he nibbled on it, the less it looked like a mountain, and the more it looked like a super dangerous firearm – with strawberry filling.

“All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but, it didn’t look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun kinda,” Josh told reporters.

A teacher noticed Josh brandishing his delicious weapon, claiming he pointed it and said “Bang! Bang!”. Josh said he knew he was in big trouble because the teacher “was pretty mad.”

Because of his actions, Josh was suspended from school for two days, much to his father’s astonishment. “I would almost call it insanity,” he said. “I mean with all the potential issues that could be dealt with at school, real threats, bullies, whatever the real issue is, it’s a pastry.., Ya know?”

Park Elementary School sent a letter to parents to inform them that: “A student used food to make an inappropriate gesture” but that their children were safe from Josh’s terrorism.

When my kid was in elementary school, a friend of his brought some champagne party poppers to school that his mom had purchased. My kid popped one off while waiting for the bus to take him home, sprinkling the ground with a bit of confetti. This act got him suspended from school for a week and school record that, I shit you not, states he discharged a weapon in school.

Help The Dreamin Demon go ad free! Support us on Patreon!
Tags: , , , , ,

Comments


The views expressed in the comments are those of the comment writers and don't represent the views or opinions of D'D or its staff. Feel free to flag comments that may violate conditions outlined in our Disclaimer.