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Willie MerriweatherAiken, SC — A 53-year-old man previously accused of masturbating at public computer is now facing additional charges of indecent exposure because he apparently can’t keep his dick in his drawers.

Willie (tee-hee) Merriweather was taken into custody early last week after police say he whipped his peener out while being interviewed at a staffing agency.

According to police, the victim told police Willie entered the office Monday and sat down for an interview. The woman said she collected information from Willie, such as his name, previous employer and Social Security number.

The woman went on to tell police that as she was collecting this information, she glanced over at Willie and realized he had his dick out of his pants and in his hand.

It fell out,” Willie reportedly explained.

The woman didn’t buy that excuse and ordered him out of the building before calling police.

At some point after that, Willie apparently showed up at Public Safety headquarters for an interview, and officers realized he had a warrant out for indecent exposure.

Police learned that Willie had been accused in a similar incident, at a similar agency, in late January.

In that incident, a female employee told police she was assisting another customer when a man kept trying to get her attention. She turned around, she said, and saw Willie wanking.

He reportedly ran from the building after a supervisor approached.

Willie reportedly told police that while speaking with the victim in the most recent case, his penis fell out of his pants because he must have forgotten to close the barn door.

I don’t know about you people, but staffing agencies get me hot, too. Must be the aroma of despair, sadness and desperation.

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