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Robert BrileyVero Beach, FL — Robert Briley, 44, was arrested on an  assault charge back in December, after allegedly swinging a bat at his friend because dude refused to partake in a threesome with Briley and his wife.

Well, kinda….

According to the unidentified prude friend, Briley had been drinking quite heavily the day before the alleged incident, and repeatedly requested the friend get naughty with him and his wife. Briley apparently wanted the friend to be the recipient of a blowjob, courtesy of the wife, before the act of three-way copulation commenced.

The 37-year-old friend told police he kept saying no, but Briley kept at it. Eventually, the friend caved and agreed to take Mrs. Briley into his room. Alone. (Someone apparently doesn’t get the whole ménage à trois thingeh)?

Anyway, that’s about the time Briley started swingin’ his big ol’ bat around. Heh…giggity.

Fortunately for the friend, neither Briley nor his bat managed make contact  – no injuries were reported.

The friend managed to escape the home unscathed, but later told police he was still a little skeer’d of Briley because in addition to the bat, Briley had guns in the residence.

The wife was questioned, too, and apparently backed the friend’s story – even going as far as identifying the aluminum baseball bat used in the alleged almost attack.

When contacted by police, Briley admitted that he had been drinking, but denied swinging the bat at his friend. Don’t matter – he’s behind bars, facing a charge of aggravated assault. AND he didn’t get any.

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