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Monthly Archives: May 2012

PALM COAST, Fla. — This story started off about a man who admitted to biting the lips off a kitten, but the more articles I read about it, along with comments from friends and family of the accused, the more a popular subject on our D’D Podcasts kept coming to the surface; What should society do with the mentally ill who commit criminal acts?

I’ll address that question in a minute, but first here are the details surrounding 28-year-old Angel Roman’s arrest for abusing his roommates’ kittens. If you want the short version of this entire article, it’s the last sentence. You’re welcome.

Roman was living with two women who had rented a room to him. He reportedly spent a lot of time with his roommate’s kittens and was often seen holding them and caring for them. It is believed he began abusing the animals after his roommates went out of town, leaving Roman to care for them.

While they were gone, Roman called the women to inform them he had found someone interested in taking two of the kittens off their hands, to which the women agreed.…

Mesa, AZ – William Null, 41, has pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and two counts of burglary following the November 15th beating death of his aunt, 62-year old Cynthia Pesek.  It seems as though a 3-day argument over cigarettes prompted him permanently end their relationship.

The story begins as all good ones do; with a $50 carton of Indian-reservation-bought cigarettes and a dude with a soul-patch.  According to reports, Null had asked his neighbor to purchase the cigarettes for him.  However, when they delivered the smokes, he wasn’t able to reimburse them.  Pesek picked up the tab which, as far as I’m concerned, is the thoughtful thing to do when your deadbeat live-in nephew can’t pay for his own filthy habit.

This apparently wounded Null’s completely unfounded pride.  He was reportedly embarrassed by the whole affair but, instead of beating himself up over it all, it seems he reversed the blame, placing it squarely on Pesek.  The two argued over the incident for days until finally, with the aid of Mountain Dew and vodka, Null beat the living snot out of his aunt with a 48-inch wooden stick he would subsequently bury in the backyard.…

OCALA, FL – An Alabama woman was arrested in Florida late Sunday night after treating passing motorists on a busy freeway to a solo, sexy-time show.

The 35-year-old exobitionist, Ashley Holton, is said to have been driving on highway 484 near Interstate 75 when she decided to pull over onto the shoulder and beat around the bush.

Wearing only a pink shirt, Ms. Holton began flickin’ the bean for over a half an hour, causing several drivers to execute illegal u-turns in order to turn around and watch.

When officers finally arrived on the scene almost an hour after receiving multiple 911 calls, Holton continued to expose herself and resisted arrest.

Investigators say that while police attempted to subdue the woman she bit and then kicked an officer. Holton denies this, describing her contact with the officer as a “love tap.”

Holton was booked in Marion County Jail and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, disorderly conduct and exposure of sexual organs. Her bond has been set at $16,250.…

Montreal — This story was originally written and submitted by The LadyDragon, but it was done before all the details had emerged. I hate to hijack it, but there was no way I could get all the new details into her original article without completely re-writing it. I have included her original article in quotes.

It’s a gruesome story out of Canada that, at first, seemed to involve three separate crimes that would quickly turned out to involve just one murderer and his unfortunate victim. Be warned, some of the details are disturbing.

A bloody package containing a severed human foot has been mailed to the Conservative Party’s downtown Ottawa headquarters according to police. One Conservative Party source said this first package was a simple white box with a red cartoon heart drawn on it. The package was addressed to the Conservative Party of Canada rather than a specific individual.

Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s own campaign manager Jenni Byrne was present when the foot was received by a stunned receptionist.

Houston, TX — A drunk pregnant woman in Houston is facing multiple charges after she stumbled into a tattoo parlor looking to get pierced.

Police say that at around 2:30 a.m. Tuesday morning, 20-year-old Stephanie Santana, who is 7-months pregnant, pulled up to a tattoo parlor and stumbled inside to see how long it would take to get a piercing.

Santana needed it done in a hurry because she was a responsible, drunk, pregnant woman driving in the early morning hours with her 1-year-old daughter. Leaving her child unattended in the car for too long would just be bad parenting.

The employees, noticing she was drunk, told her that they would not be able to help her and told her to get out of the store. Police were called after an employee discovered the child in the car and mommy passed out in the driver’s seat with the car idling and the door wide open.

When police arrived, they found Santana still sleeping in the idling car with her daughter and woke her up.…

Huber Heights, OH — Jesus. I am having a hard time finding anything to write about today that comes close to the face eater, the intestine thrower and the dog that was skinned alive. I’m guessing that’s actually a good thing.

So here’s a story about a man who drove his truck into a Taco Bell because they left a 99-cent taco off his order.

According to police, Michael Smith had driven away from a Taco Bell drive-through with a meal for him and his girlfriend when he realized they had left off a taco. Slightly annoyed, Smith drove back through the drive-through and politely pointed out the error to the employees because, well, shit happens.

Sorry, that was me. I get enraged when people almost kill me in traffic, or the DD server goes down as I am publishing a story… I don’t get ‘roid rage whenever some teen making minimum wage gets my order wrong at a fast food restaurant. I just assume that’s gonna happen so that I am pleasantly surprised when it doesn’t.…

Bluefield, WV – 44-year-old Mark Randall “Mack” Wolford, pastor of Full Gospel Apostolic House of the Lord Jesus, died on Monday from a timber rattlesnake bite sustained during a religious service over which he was presiding in Panther State Forest.

Lauren Pond, who has spent a year documenting Wolford’s stupidity brand of Christianity which advocates snake-handling, was present at the time of the bite.  “I didn’t expect it [the bite] to happen,” Pond said. “I don’t think anyone [in the congregation] necessarily expected it, but they’ve dealt with it before so it’s not such a huge shock maybe.”

Wolford, who, as a teen, witnessed the death of his father at the mouth of a venomous snake, has been bitten several times in the past and had never sought medical attention before.  His church references the Book of Mark, Chapter 16; Verses 16-18:

“He who believes and is baptized shall be saved, but he who does not believe shall be condemned. And these signs shall follow those who believe: in My name they shall cast out demons; they shall speak with new tongues; they shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them.…

Hackensack, NJ – Police responded to a call on Sunday that a man, Wayne Carter, 43, had barricaded himself inside his home and was threatening to hurt himself.  Officers were able to break into the room inside which Carter had blocked the door with furniture.

As officers approached Carter, who was reportedly wielding a 12-inch knife in the corner, they ordered him to drop the knife, but he refused.  It was at that point that the man apparently began stabbing himself repeatedly in the neck, legs, and abdomen.

According to reports, Carter then took an aggressive stance, yelling at the officers, and threatening them with the knife.  Pepper spray was used to little effect, judging from reports that he then began cutting off pieces of his own flesh and intestines and hurling them at officers.

The cops then retreated and called in the SWAT team, who were able to subdue the man and bring him to a local hospital, partially disemboweled, where he remains in critical condition after emergency surgery.…

Huntington, NY – A 21-year old Brooklyn woman, Sophia Anderson (smirking, left), allegedly drove a convertible Mercedes CLK 320 through the Long Island home of 96-year-old Helen Indiere on Monday morning at around 4 AM.  The Mercedes and the ranch-style home, the latter of which is at the top of a T-intersection, were the only things seriously injured in the accident.  And yes, the top was down; the car’s, not Anderson’s, unfortunately.

Anderson, who was driving the vehicle with a male passenger, was allegedly traveling at between 40 and 50 miles-per-hour when she blew through a flashing stop-light, drove up on to Indiere’s lawn, and plowed all the way through the house, only coming to rest after striking a cypress tree in the back yard.  Polly Hanson Greenberg, who lives next door to Indiere and has an admirably eloquent way with words, stated, “It sounded like [an effing] explosion.”

Indiere and her caretaker were sleeping 20 feet from the impact when the sedan tore through the kitchen, striking the stove, and making a certified mess. …

MONTEVALLO, AL – A family is distraught after having to have one of their dogs euthanized because someone had skinned the animal alive.

When Delana Dunnaway woke up Friday morning, she realized that one of her dogs, a 2-year-old pug named Bama, was missing. After a few hours of searching for the dog, her son-in-law found him in some woods behind their home.

“When he walked up on him, at first he thought it was something another animal had drug up and said, this can’t be possible.” Sadly, it wasn’t something another animal had drug up. It was, in fact, Bama. To their horror they realized that Bama was missing large amounts of skin and was barely alive.

They rushed him to the Calera Animal Clinic where the vet there informed them the horrible news that someone had skinned the poor dog alive. Doctor Rhonda Ellison says there were distinct straight edge cuts on the skin.

“The skin was completely off his back and off side of his flanks and from his neck to his legs, so completely skinned, someone intentionally did it,” she said.…

Philadelphia, PA — Police in Philadelphia have accused a woman of killing her twin babies, and attempting to kill her young daughter, after learning the children’s father was having an affair with one of her family members.

After returning home from work last Thursday, Ronald Smalls found that his wife, 41-year-old Stacey Smalls, had murdered their twins, tried to poison their 4-year-old daughter, and had slit her own wrists. Police believe Smalls, a former corrections officer who worked at a nursing home, strangled one twin and drowned the other.

She also tried to poison their 4-year-old by having her ingest a poisoned drink. The girl probably saved her own life after becoming suspicious and refusing to drink all of it. She was admitted to St. Christopher’s Hospital for Children and is expected to be released to her father.

Smalls was taken to the hospital after unsuccessfully trying to take her own life by slitting her wrists. She is currently in police custody on two counts of 1st-degree murder and is on a suicide watch.…

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