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Cambridge, MA — Joseph P. Macdonald, 32, was arrested last week after his attempts to organize an impromptu block party were spurned by his unimaginative neighbors. …and we wonder why America lacks a “sense of community.”

The evening of October 3 began innocently enough when MacDonald reportedly came out of the isolation of his apartment to urinate on the front steps of the building. At his point, you might expect that his neighbors would inquire as to how the urinating was going or even join in – as that would be the polite thing. But, no. Completely out of the blue, some of his neighbors reportedly yelled at him to stop.

After a verbal exchange that we will simply describe as “unpleasant,” Macdonald reportedly returned to his apartment.

Not to be discouraged and clearly clinging to the notion that the concept of the neighborhood is not dead, Macdonald reportedly returned to the street. This time – while wearing only a T-shirt and peach-colored lace panties – police said Macdonald began masturbating in the middle of the street and calling out to the other residents to ‘come outside and join him.’ Ungrateful, neighbors called police.

Kum ba yah, indeed.

When police arrived, the neighboring residents complained of Macdonald’s invitation. Their unrelenting attack continued with complaints that Macdonald would sometimes look into their first floor windows. So, to them went the battle.

Macdonald was arrested and charged with open and gross lewdness. During the booking process, police discovered he was wanted on a warrant for the same offence from an incident that occurred on July 13.

Same offence?! Joseph Macdonald… perhaps this just isn’t the right neighborhood for you.

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