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Monthly Archives: September 2011

Police: Man Attacked Girlfriend For Singing In Shower

September 30, 2011 at 1:33 pm by  

Louisville, KY — Daniel Bond was arrested on assault charges Thursday after police accused him of attacking his girlfriend as she sang in the shower.

Bond, reportedly annoyed by the girlfriend’s voice and loud music playing in the background, allegedly lunged at the woman, grabbed her by the throat and shoved her. Police said Bond also tried to trip the woman.

The 28-year-old then allegedly smashed the woman’s cellphone on the bathroom vanity and threatened to kill her.

Bond was booked on charges of fourth-degree assault and intimidating a witness. A bail amount has not yet been made available.

In my opinion, a reaction like that can only be brought forth by that John Denver dude – Take Me Home, Country Roads makes me feel all kinds of violent.

Kind of off topic here, but I gotta know – is there a particular song out there that makes ya want to punch a bunny every time you hear it? Doesn’t matter if it’s playing on the radio or being whistled by the man behind you in line at the grocery store, you just hate the fact that it even exists.…

Man Chokes Teen For Taunting Him In Call Of Duty

September 30, 2011 at 12:59 pm by  

UK — A 46-year-old man admitted he “lost it” after a 13-year-old boy killed his character in Call of Duty: Black Ops and would not stop taunting him.

Mark Bradford said:  “I’d been playing the whole day and he was baiting me and baiting me and just would not shut up. He went on and on and I just lost it. In a moment of madness I went round to his house. I didn’t know what I was going to do.”

So he improvised.

Bradford admits he confronted the teen and put his hands around the teen’s neck.

The unidentified boy said: “I was just sat playing. We’d had a bit of a joke and then he stormed in and grabbed me. I didn’t know what was going on.”

Bradford’s attack was interrupted by the teen’s mother who pulled Bradford off of her son. Bradford simply walked away without saying a word.

In court answering to assault charges, Bradford’s lawyer said his client has mental health issues and the attack was not planned.…

MERRIMACK, N.H. — I know it’s a sickness but my penis has a hard spot for crazy women with anger management issues like 28-year-old Cassandra Beauchesne. She has been arrested for the fourth time in one year, twice in one week, for abusing her husband in some fashion.

It all started back in December of last year when Beauchesne, a reading and math teacher at Maple Avenue Elementary School, was charged with simple assault for allegedly slapping and punching her husband in the face as well as choking him twice.

In March those charges were dropped on the same day she was arrested and charged with second-degree assault. According to court documents, she tried to strangle her husband by “wrapping her right arm around his neck and applying pressure.” She also switched up her strangulation method using the old-fashioned, yet effective, method of using both of her hands.

The other day police were called to the couple’s home on a domestic disturbance call where they found she had smashed her husband’s computer.…

Ferndale, MI – 43 year-old Steven Fitch died from a meth overdose at the home of a reverend he met on a gay dating website that day.

Reverend Mark Bidwell,52, is known to be gay, so that part isn’t a shock. What is shocking, though, is that Bidwell was the town’s police chaplain before this happened, having since been let go.

Bidwell invited Fitch over to his house for a little game of ‘hide the pickle.’ When they were done, though, Fitch allegedly produced a syringe containing meth, and injected both himself and the reverend with it.

While all the other homosexual, anonymous-internet-sex-having reverends where tucked safe and sound in their beds, Bidwell went back online and found a third person to join them around 3:30am. 28 year-old Bret Colpaert now has a story to tell when the topic of internet sex horror stories comes up.

Shortly after he arrived, Fitch began having breathing troubles and turned blue. At 5:30am Bidwell called 911.When asked the age of the victim, Bidwell responded by saying he didn’t know.…

Little Falls, NY — Jennifer R. Riesel, 28, is in custody after police charged her in the killing of 74-year-old Francis R. Nelson. Nelson’s body was reported to have been found Tuesday morning near his abandoned vehicle by a farmer outside of town. His hands and feet were tied.  According to NY State Police, Riesel was driving a friend’s Chrysler Sebring when she ran Nelson over with the car, killing him.

At a news conference, NY State Police Capt. Mark Lincoln said Riesel told police that Nelson told her that he was terminally ill and promised her $180,000 to kill him by running him over with a car. The story was corroborated by others who may have been approached by the man earlier for the same reason, Lincoln said.

Riesel’s attorney, Ed Kaminski, said Riesel had known Nelson for at least four years and that he was “like a grandfather [to her].” According to Kaminski, Riesel said Nelson wanted his death to look like a deadly robbery. …

Miami, FL — Here’s a sad one. A 911 call has been released regarding a 5-year-old girl who witnessed her stepfather kill her mother, her grandmother, and then himself.

On Sunday, Marcus Trotman shot and killed his wife, 30-year-old Danielle Lorenzo, and his mother-in-law, 56-year-old Linda Scudera, before turning the gun on himself. The asshole did this inside their home in front of Danielle’s 5-year-old daughter, Angelique.

The little girl ran next door to Allison, a woman who lived in an adjoining town home, who called 911. The uncut recording (listen to it here) has been released and I gotta admit that listening to Angelique asking Allison if she could live with her since her family was dead tugged at the heart strings a bit — and I don’t even have one.

A judge is now deciding where to place the girl who is currently in the care of a paternal grandfather. On Tuesday a man attended a court hearing claiming to be the girl’s father and consented to a DNA test.…

NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — A California woman is facing some legal issues after police say she drunkenly flipped her vehicle with her 4-year-old inside and then tried to flee the scene without her kid.

Reports are that early Wednesday morning,  the woman crashed her car into some parked cars causing her to roll her vehicle on its roof.

Neighbors say that when they heard the crash they came out and helped pull the woman’s unrestrained child out of the car as her drunk mother was running around asking where her other children where.

Neighbors then began searching underneath cars and around the general area fearing that there may be possible victims who were ejected from the vehicle, but would not find anyone.

I’m guessing it was during this time that the woman tried to leave the scene through a neighboring field without her child. Police would catch her a block away and arrest her on suspicion of drunk driving and child endangerment. Neither she nor her child suffered any life-threatening injuries.…

Man Charged With Breaking 3-Year-Old’s Jaw

September 29, 2011 at 9:59 am by  

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Police have arrested a man, charging him with punching his girlfriend’s 3-year-old son in the face, breaking his jaw.

I’m posting about 21-year-old Troy Woods, the “man” accused of breaking the kid’s face, not only because of what he did, but also to commend the kid’s grandparents for what they did afterwards.

When the boy’s grandparents first noticed the boy was lethargic and drooling blood, they rushed him to the hospital and then went to Woods’ apartment, where he had been babysitting the boy, in an attempt to gather evidence. They allegedly discovered a trash bag inside the dumpster that contained: a white belt with feces on it, a children’s undershirt with what appeared to be saliva-diluted blood stains, and several blood-stained napkins.

A case worker from the Indiana Department of Child Services was contacted by hospital staff after the boy was found to be suffering from bruising and scratches to the buttocks and hips, swelling to the face, bruising to the forearm and abrasions to the wrist.…

Winnipeg, CA — Back in 2009, Jaded brought you the original story of Nikita Eaglestick, 21. I encourage you to read it, but I will summarize here.

On Aug. 31, 2009, Eaglestick had been out of jail just three days after having been charged with charged with assault with a weapon, assault causing bodily harm, and 12 other charges related to an attack she had allegedly perpetrated on a woman using a screwdriver. Eagletrick was under court order to abstain from alcohol.

After admittedly drinking on that day, she headed to a Winnipeg house party where more alcohol would be served. It was… and she drank it.

According to court documents, at around 4:30AM, Eaglelick picked up 13-month-old Vanessa Houle – who was asleep on the couch – and took her outside. There, she started smashing the baby’s face against the sidewalk. She did not stop.

Thankfully, not long after a neighbor, Tyler Bilsborrow, stepped outside his family’s home for a cigarette when he heard what he described as “weird sounds, like screaming sounds.” Bilsborrow followed the sounds around the corner and saw Eaglehick beating a child.…

 IOWA CITY — Police arrested a woman in Iowa, charging her with domestic abuse, after she ripped a door off a house and smacked her bitch up after he refused to have sex with her.

Police say 28-year-old Melissa Minarsich got into an argument with her boyfriend after he refused to feed her vagina. Minarsich allegedly did not take her her demands for dick being rebuffed and became violent, hitting her boyfriend a couple of times and ripping a storm door off the house.

When police arrived they noted Minarsich smelled strongly of alcohol and was slurring her speech. She also did not deny the allegations. “All shy wansh ish a p-p-piece of ass *hic* izat too, too…. *hic*  too mush to ask fer?” Minarsich asked the police.

Because this is the second time Minarsich has been charged with domestic assault, having been convicted of it once before in 2009, she’s looking at a possible two year prison sentence and a fine of $6,250.…

Belleville, IL — Jennifer Wilson, 35, was arrested Friday evening after police found her engaged in a sex act with her daughter’s 15-year-old friend.

It all started when a police officer happened across a couple of drunk teenagers….

The officer had detained the two teens for underage drinking, and when asked where their parents were, one of the juveniles pointed to a car parked nearby and told the officer he would find her mother in there.

When the officer approached the vehicle, he found Wilson and the teen “engaged in a sexual encounter.”

Wilson was booked on a single count of aggravated criminal sexual abuse and was ordered held on $75,000 bail.

Police say Wilson was charged earlier this year with misdemeanor contributing to the delinquency of a child and possessing drug paraphernalia. That case still is pending.…

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