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Hernando, MS – Edward “Eddie” Prince has a little problem. You see, Church of the Dreamin’ Demon, Eddie Prince is a Baptist minister who was charged with downloading child porn at a public library, and got caught. Let’s all stand together, turn your hymnals to page 13, and sing “Those Damn Pedo Pastors”, verses one and two. Then we’ll repeat the chorus and hope someone is talking to the children of Oak Grove Baptist Church.

Yea verily, I tell you today that last December the fine Reverend was seen looking at something suspicious on the local library computer. And hallelujah, someone called the cops – because the Book of Matthew tells us that he who hurts a little child would be better off tossed into the sea with a millstone around his neck, amen. And be not deceived, brethren – kiddie porn hurts children. For every wanking minister of the Gospel, there is a photographer, and a hurting child, and some idiot platitude-spouter like former police chief Bob Wright.

Church leader Wright says that Pastor Prince has been placed on a leave of absence, and stated:  “The congregation of Oak Grove Baptist Church is saddened by this incident. As a church we’re coming together to support our pastor, his family, and each other with Christian love and prayers.”  Because that’s a lot easier than saying that their pastor is a pedophile, and they are praying for the victims of child pornographers and molesters who were viewed and used as wank material.

And lo, though the light is sometimes slow to shine, it doth verily shine eventually. Computer analysts went over that library computer for three months and found that indeed, Pastor Eddie Prince had both viewed and downloaded child pornography. On Friday, investigators took Prince’s home and church computers so they can go through those, too.

Prince was arrested on Friday, charged with one count of possession of child pornography with more possible charges forthcoming, and had his bond set at sixty grand. It’s unclear whether Pastor Prince has bonded out. Let’s all bow our heads and pray, shall we?

Hernando Pastor Charged with Child Porn: MyFoxMEMPHIS.com

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