SILVER SPRINGS, Fla –– Police have charged five with breaking into a home and stealing cremated remains, mistaking them for drugs. Then things get really dumb.

A woman returned home to find that it had been burglarized. Missing were some electronics and jewelry, but what upset her most was that the thieves had also taken off with her father’s ashes, along with the ashes of her two Great Danes.

Police were eventually able to track down the culprits as well as finding out why they had stole the ashes of the woman’s father and two dogs. The idiots thought the ashes were cocaine or heroin, and had even snorted some of the ashes before getting rid of them. As of right now, Waldo Soroa, 19;  Matrix Andaluz, 18; and Jose David Diaz Marrero, 19 have been arrested on multiple burglary charges along with two juveniles.

Funny thing is, I didn’t even bother looking at the state this happened in. I already knew.

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