Frankenstein Arrested At Toby Keith Concert

August 30, 2010 at 2:55 am by  

Anderson Twp., OH – Again, another group of words I never thought I’d have to combine in the same sentence. ‘Tis true, though – Frankenstein apparently enjoys Toby Keith and beer but dislikes police officers and patrol cars. He was arrested at the concert Saturday night after he allegedly threatened to cut a couple of police officers. It’s been reported that an intoxicated Frankenstein approached the officers and threatened them multiple times, stating, “If I had a knife I would stab you.” Unamused, the officers shackled the drunken country fan and placed him in a patrol car. Once in the backseat, Frankenstein let loose with his fury, kicking out the rear side window. Frankenstein was then placed in another patrol car where he proceeded to beat the shit out of the partition with his face. Personally, I probably would have beaten myself senseless before attending a Toby Keith concert, but that’s just me. Anyway, Frankenstein continued to run his mouth at the hospital, threatening law enforcement and medical personnel alike. After he was stitched up, he was placed in a cell. Forrest V. Frankenstein Jr., age unknown, has been charged with menacing, vandalism and disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

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