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St. Augustine, FL– I loathe inebriated dumb-asses who are too stupid to realize when enough is enough. On the night of July 31, 57-year old George McMurrain believed he had a real emergency. He was out of liquor. Gasp! The horror! So McMurrain used the one brain cell he had left and called 911. Not once. Not twice. No, McMurrain called 911 a total of three times that night asking for a ride to the liquor store. After his third call, an officer made his way to the Budget Inn where McMurrain was staying and gave him the ride he needed…which was to jail. McMurrain was arrested and charged with misusing 911. The officer said he found a small amount of marijuana while arresting McMurrain, so the intoxicated idiot was also charged with possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana. Dumb-ass! You can view the transcript and video of one of the 911 calls after the jump.

Dispatcher: This is 911.
Suspect: I need a, I need a — a ride.
Dispatcher: You need a ride?
Suspect: Yes, to the liquor store.
Dispatcher: Um.
Suspect: Sheriff said she’d give me a ride.
Dispatcher: OK, you’re going to have to call somebody else, sir. You called 911. We can’t come give you a ride.
Suspect: Even the sheriff said she’d give me a ride.
Dispatcher: The sheriff said they’d give you a ride to the liquor store?
Suspect: That’s correct.
Dispatcher: Wrong!

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