Nicole Scarpone: Yours, For Ten Bucks

March 25, 2009 at 7:18 am by  
Nicole Mary Scarpone

Nicole Mary Scarpone

Gastonia, North Carolina —Drastic times call for drastic measures. If you are trying to sell a product, you have to be slightly aggressive. And a good salesperson always has just the right spiel. Nicole Mary Scarpone, 26, has the aggressive part down…she needs a bit of work on her spiel. Last Thursday, Nicole forcibly entered an apartment and asked three of the occupants for $10, in exchange for sex.

Actually, she forced her way into the apartment and demanded $100 from the occupants. When they didn’t immediately reach for their wallets, Nicole offered herself, at the unbelievable sale price of $10, to three different men.  I don’t know if she meant $10 each or if she was offering a group rate. Either way, the trio didn’t want what she was selling.

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole…the delivery was all wrong honey. What you should have done was force your way into the apartment, start removing your clothing one article at a time, and then threaten to keep going until paid $10 to stop.

When the police arrived, Mary told them she had provided services at that apartment in the past, but admitted that she wasn’t actually invited that night. She was just looking to make some quick and easy cash. She may have been better off making that cash at home, on her printer.

Nicole Mary Scarpone was booked into Gaston County Jail under a $2,000 bond on charges of first-degree burglary and soliciting prostitution.

Nicole, if you can’t sell that shit for a measly $10, you might want to think about another career…just sayin’.

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