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Monthly Archives: March 2008

PSA: Kaley Park Has A White Fee

March 31, 2008 at 9:36 am by  

Dreamin’ Demon Public Service Announcement

Erik Golden and Christopher Colbert

Orlando, Florida – If you are white, be aware of a fee that you will have to pay if you enter Kaley Park in Orlando. Failure to pay this fee could result in you getting your ass kicked by four black men. I am providing this public service announcement so that other whites will not suffer the fate that happened to a 62-year-old woman and her two mentally-challenged companions who attempted not paying.…

Mark Castillo Killed His Kids

March 31, 2008 at 8:55 am by  

Mark Castillo and one of his sons, Dreamin' Demon

Baltimore, MD – At 1:15 Sunday afternoon, the desk at the Marriott Inner Harbor in Baltimore got a disturbing phone call from tenth-floor guest Mark Castillo.  Castillo, 41, told the front desk clerk that he’d killed his children and was thinking about hurting himself, as well.   Security staff entered the room to find three dead children: Anthony Castillo, 6; Austin Castillo, 4; and Athena Castillo, 2.  Oh, and Mark Castillo had a few surface cuts from the suicide he was too chicken to carry out after murdering his kids.  …

Computers Flash Young Girls for a Change

March 30, 2008 at 8:26 am by  

RyAnne Fultz

Anonymous, the same group of hackers behind the recent assault on Scientology have taken their “griefing” too far this time. In the process, they may be the first hackers to use computers to physically harm other human beings.…

Who Killed Allyson Toomey?

March 29, 2008 at 8:34 am by  

Amber Toomey, Dreamin' DemonAlyson Loraine Toomey, Dramin' Demon

Corpus Christi, TX – Easter weekend was a real bitch for a lot of little kids, it seems. On Saturday morning, March 22, at 2:37 a.m., Corpus Christi 911 got a call that 18-month-old Allyson Loraine Toomey was having trouble breathing. By March 24, Allyson Toomey was dead, her organs helping other babies who hopefully won’t be killed like she was. Little Allyson’s death has been ruled a homicide due to child abuse; the toddler died of massive blunt-force trauma to the head. Now police want to know who killed her. I have two guesses for you. …

Mark Jones Wins Fugliest Mugshot Ever Award

March 29, 2008 at 7:31 am by  

Mark Jones, Dreamin' Demon

Forsyth County, GA – Mark Jones, 42, is not a pretty man. In fact, he kinda reminds me of what would happen if Marty Feldman and Steve Perry had a microcephalic love child. Also, Jones is an asshole, what with the girlfriend-killing and all. …

Art Price Jr Loves Patio Furniture

March 28, 2008 at 11:34 pm by  

BELLEVUE – As longtime members of the site are fully aware, I have a certain relationship with furniture and, in certain situations, condone having sex with inanimate objects.

Art Price Jr. felt the same way and was observed by a neighbor, on four separate occasions, sexing up his patio table.

That’s right, the 40-year-old was observed and videotaped taking the table, turning it on its sexy side, and proceeding to use that pouty umbrella hole the way it was meant to be used.

Because he did this in broad daylight where children could see, something I don’t condone, Price is now facing felony charges. It seems as if he lived pretty close to a school and playground, and the law doesn’t look to favorably upon grown men being stark naked fucking a table where children may see.

So his four charges of public indecency, which are normally misdemeanors, were upgraded to felonies. There is also the fact that he is married with three school-aged children to consider. I sure hope that whore table was worth humiliating them.…

Deborah Gibson; Suicide By Stupid

March 28, 2008 at 8:32 am by  

Monroe, NC – After taking a short break, I am back and with a story from my neck of the woods. It involves a suicide pact made between three women, Linda Maples, 27, Jennifer Ashleigh McCord, 23, and her mother, Deborah McCord Gibson, 45. For an unknown reason at this time, they decided to kill each other at the home they lived in. The plan seemed to be that they were to use a gun to kill themselves, but found that they could not turn the gun on themselves. To solve this, they decided to just simply shoot each other. One of the women is now dead, and the other two are in jail.…

Did Tyson Chamberlain Kill Easton Lee?

March 28, 2008 at 2:56 am by  

Easton Lee

Phoenix, AZ — It sure looks that way. On Friday night, March 21, Tyson Chamberlain and his girlfriend Chalice Rutherford were taking care of eight-month-old Easton Lee while his mother, Heather Kern, was out for the night. Kern, Chamberlain and Rutherford all lived in the same north Phoenix home. According to Chamberlain and Rutherford, they put baby Easton to bed about 10:00 p.m., but he woke up vomiting a few hours later. By 3:00 a.m. on Saturday, March 22, Easton Matthew Lee was dead. …

They Don’t Get Stupider Than Shannon Bozel

March 28, 2008 at 1:12 am by  

 Shannon Elizabeth Bozel, Dreamin' Demon

Pittsburgh, PA  –   Dear Shannon Elizabeth Bozel,

Let’s just start from the beginning, shall we?  First, if your boyfriend is on house arrest, you do not offer to go buy him a little smack to get him through the pain of having to sit around and do nothing.

Second, if you must go buy your boyfriend heroin, you should probably get a sitter instead of taking your 14-month-old son with you for the ride.  I know you’re 22.  I know you’re probably broke because of your boyfriend.  But many people put down the penis and walk away, sweetie.  Might I suggest you do the same? …

Jason Alex Abbott Got All Stabby, Killed 4

March 27, 2008 at 8:29 am by  

Jason Alex Abbott

Sitka, Alaska – Jason Abbott did not like being in jail on Easter. Abbott, 18, had gotten into a fight with his mother, and she’d called police on Sunday morning because Abbott was yelling about red and orange being “evil colors”, and he didn’t want them in her house. After being released from jail on a misdemeanor domestic violence charge on Monday morning, Jason Abbott decided to get even with the harbingers of the evil red and orange.

On Tuesday, Abbott went to his grandparents’ house in Sitka and got all stabby, killing four people and injuring another. Dead are Jason’s grandparents, John and Alice Abbott, aged 69 and 68. Also killed were Charles Tate, 37, and a female victim identified only as “E.A.” The survivor is a daughter of John and Alice Abbott, called “M.R.” in the police report. …

Suleidy Lugo Is A Mean Drunk

March 27, 2008 at 7:28 am by  

 Suleidy Lugo

Taunton, MA -  When Suleidy Lugo gets drunk, she doesn’t like to drink alone.   But when her five-month-old baby didn’t want to be her drinking buddy on Easter Sunday, Lugo got pissed.   That day, a drunken Lugo piled antifreeze and a game console on her baby boy, fed him a mixture of grain alcohol and water, grabbed him around the throat and struck his head against the side of his baby carrier, tried to give him an overdose of Children’s Tylenol, and finally kicked the witnesses out of her apartment in a rage.  …

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