The Dreamin’ Demon Wants You

to work for FREE!

We are looking for content providers who dig the morbid kind of shit we like featuring on a daily basis. Persons who would like to join the staff of this big pile of steaming goodness. News, movies, books, television, music. No media is off-limits. We are not just talking about reviewing horror material, although that’s a winner, but also any dark, twisted, nihilistic, gloomy, hideous, depressing, horrifying, shocking media you can throw at us. So if you think you are game, and got a handle on the feel of the site, shoot us an email using our Contact Form and let us know. We can go from there. We do have one requirement:

Please know how to write just a little bit and make it entertaining to read.

We are not looking for Pulitzer Prize winning material here, as that would suck. But still, we do have some standards. We want conversational style reviews from people knowledgeable on the subject they are reviewing. If you have some examples already, let us check it out. If you do not, create a couple before inquiring. It’s the quickest way for us to know if you are what we are looking for.

If you have a Twitter account, your own active blog (on anything) and\or are familiar with Wordpress then that’s a definite plus. We need people for movies, books and especially television (crime shows, Fringe, True Blood, etc) and will be picking a couple people to help with each of them and stick ‘em on staff. We don’t pay shit, because we don’t get paid shit. But there are a few little perks in the form of the occasional free merchandise to review and the fact that if we ever do make any coin, you’ll get some too.

Besides, you’ll be listed as a staff member of one of the bestestest sites to continue crawling it’s way up through the shit-filled intestines of the Internet. And really, what more could you possibly want than that?