Racine, WI- Of all the ass-hats featured here, the worst ones for me are the baby-beaters. You just know every time you see a story like this, more than likely, the ending is not going to be good. And, sadly, this is one of those stories. Manual Garcia, 40, is a fucking asshole. Period. This is because Garcia has such a bad temper that he beat the hell out of his girlfriend’s 2-year old son, Jovani Martinez, over spilled milk. Fucking. Spilled. MilkMilk reviews! Apparently, little Jovani was playing with his bottle and spilled milk on his infant sister. Garcia, who was watching the kids last Thursday afternoon, got pissed and threw the boy onto a bed repeatedly and punched him as many as 6 times. He later returned Jovani to his mother, Lawanda Martinez, 24, and from there Lawanda and Jovani went to the home of Lawanda’s mother, Wanda Williams. Williams described her grandson as lethargic. “He was dizzy. He wasn’t responding to nothing. I kept telling her (Lawanda) to take him to the hospital,” said Williams. [Read more...]

Milwaukee, WI – My teen-aged kidlets have this really cute game they like to play with me – it’s called, “Let’s scare the bejusus outta Mom and take 10 years off her life!” And they’re good at it. I never know when one of the little shits scamps is going to jump out of the closet, cupboard, dryer, etc., and send me into fits of hysteria and tears. After reading this story though, they just might think twice. A 21-year-old man thought it would be funny to scare the crap out of his mother, so he donned a ski mask and waited for her to arrive home from shopping. He then confronted the 37-year-old woman behind their home and pretended to rob her. Mom pulled a .357 from the waistband of her pants and started shooting. Of the several rounds that were fired, two of them hit her son. One of them right to the groin. He’s been hospitalized, but there are no reports on his condition. A blue steel revolver with an obscured serial number was taken into evidence.

Green Bay, WI - I don’t know what the hell is going on in this particular household, but this story is just too friggin’ bizarre to pass up. On Wednesday, a 17-year-old girl was hospitalized after she was attacked and bitten by a three-legged pit bull after being involved in some sort of altercation with a 35-year-old woman. The teen, who said the older woman intentionally sicced the dog on her, had to be rescued through a bedroom window in the home because there were several dogs running loose inside the home. The girl suffered numerous bites to her face, neck, back, stomach, legs, and arms. And the bizarre part? Turns out some of those bite marks were left by human teeth. The older woman in the home was arrested for physical abuse of a child and bail-jumping. She told officers that the teen beat her up – hence, the attack by the three-legged pit bull. Just when you think you’ve heard it all… [Read more...]

Delton, WI – Michael Crisafulli, 13, had a bad day last Tuesday. First he was expelled from school. Then he had to deal with his angry father, 55-year-old Angelo Crisafulli. As punishment for the expulsion, Angelo took MichaelMichael reviews to his uncle’s house where he was made to work on a car axle. That’s punishment? I cringe to think what I would have had to endure had I been expelled from school. Getting my fingernails dirty with axle grease would have been a blessing. Later that day, Michael’s “balloon of anger” just up and popped. He retrieved a small caliber pistol from his father’s gun cabinet, approached his father as he reclined in his recliner, and shot him in the back of the head. Michael then attempted to remove the body from the home by placing it in a small wagon and wheeling it out the front door. Well, that didn’t work – when the body fell out of the wagon, Michael couldn’t lift it and left it there on the floor. He pilfered $800 out of his dad’s wallet and walked 3 miles to the Wal-Mart where his father was employed. Wal-Mart employees contacted authorities at about 9 p.m. after they noticed the kid “wandering around the store” acting all suspicious-like. After officers tried to make contact with Angelo, Michael admitted to shooting him. Michael, who is reportedly autistic, will be charged as an adult with first-degree intentional homicide. His lawyer’s request for a competency evaluation was granted and bond was set at $500,000. [Read more...]

Roberts, WI - Another story with very little information but a whole lot of OMGWTF!?!? Meet Michael Wondra. (MyspaceMySpace) The 25-year-old is looking at animal cruelty charges after police accused him of sticking a plastic spoon into a dog’s ass. On January 1, a neighbor became concerned after hearing the distressed dog continually yelping for a good hour or two. The neighbor went to check on the animal and found a plastic spoon sticking out of the dog’s behind. When officers arrived, they recovered an 8″ plastic spoon covered in blood and fecal matter. The dog, a 9-month-old Golden Lab, had a punctured intestine and needed to be euthanized due to the extent of it’s injuries. MichaelMichael reviews, a resident of the home where the dog was found, was arrested on suspicion of intentional mistreatment of animals. At this time, it is not clear if Michael was the dog’s human.

Kenosha, WI- On Saturday, officers in Wisconsin were alarmed to discover what they are calling one of the most disturbing abuse cases they had ever encountered. InsideInside reviews a residence in Kenosha, police found a 2 1/2 year old child strapped in a car seat in a small, dark room. His face was covered, his diaper loaded, and his hair infested with lice. But that was not the worst of it. In the dining room of the home, a 38-year old woman was found lying on the floor covered in urine and feces with her left ankle was chained to a weight bench. The frail woman appeared to weigh no more than 70 pounds and, after the chain was cut, she could not straighten her legs, stand or walk. What kind of monsters would do something so cruel and callous? Sally Adams, 56, and her son, Ernest Claiborne, 34. SallySally reviews, the mother of the chained woman and grandmother to the neglected child, at first told police she did not know who had chained her daughter up. She then fessed up and said her daughter has the mental capacity of a 5-year old and was chained to prevent her from wandering and even admitted to giving her sleeping pills from time to time to prevent her leaving the house. Ernest told police he put the toddler in the car seat to prevent him from walking around so he (Ernest) could take a nap. [Read more...]

Milwaukee, WI - Very little information is being released on this one, but what we do know is that 6-month-old Dekia Mattox is dead. She was beaten to death and supposedly stuffed under a mattress sometime early SaturdaySaturday reviews morning. The infant, who lived with her grandmother and 15-year-old mother, was left alone with two adult men FridayFriday reviews evening. When grandma returned home, she found Dekia under the mattress – bloodied and beaten. According to a neighbor, the child’s grandmother pounded on his door early Saturday morning, clutching the dead child in her arms. The neighbor attempted CPR, but it was already too late. It is believed that one of the adult men in the home is responsible for Dekia’s death. As of right now, four people are being held in connection with the murder: A 48-year-old woman was being held Monday on suspicion of neglecting a child, causing death. Her bail was set at $20,000. A 36-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of homicide. He was being held Monday at the county jail on $100,000 bail. A 46-year-old man was arrested on warrants. A 39-year-old man who was arrested at the house on warrants was released. The child’s mother has not been taken into custody. As always, we will keep you updated as more information is released. [Read more...]

LaCrosse, WI - In September, the mother of 2 five-year-old boys hired Danielle Patton to watch her kids on weekends. Last week, when mom found out what PattonPatton reviews was “watching”, she called the police.  18-year-old Patton’s idea of watching includes live-action kiddie porn. Her favorite activity included the kids’ “basketball pillow”. According to the boys, she would take the pillow from them and demand they perform oral sex on each other in order to get it back. They also said she would make them romp around and play naked while she watched and touched them. When confronted by police, she fessed up. Danielle Patton is charged with two counts of first-degree sexual assault of a child and faces a mandatory minimum 25-year prison sentence. Hopefully there will be no plea to a lesser sentence. I shudder to think that the hambeast could one day breed her own victims… because you just know there is a chubby lover somewhere that would get drunk enough to do her. [Read more...]

Jefferson, WI - A picture is worth a thousand words – but a picture of a dude sporting a neck tattoo that says, “Nothing To Losenothing to lose reviews?” Well, you can pretty much sum that up in just two words – “Future convict.” It’s like, inevitable. After some random chick grabbed his ass in a bar, Andrew Wirth totally lost his shit. Last Saturday, off-duty officer Jennifer Luick, 37, and her boyfriend, Gregg Peters, 40, were hanging out at Vinnie’s Rock Bottom Bar in Jefferson. Jennifer and a friend were having a blast – drinking, dancing, and jokingly playing grab-ass with other bar patrons. Jennifer happened to goose the wrong guy, Andrew Wirth, and he took offense to that. Wirth, who was at the bar with his date, said something that offended Jennifer after she goosed him. Whatever he said to her must have stuck with her because as she was leaving the bar with Gregg later that evening, she mentioned something about Wirth being a real jerk. Well, that offended Gregg and the two turned around and re-entered the bar. Gregg confronted Wirth inside the bar, and after that, bullets started to fly. [Read more...]

Middleton, Wisconsin – I can see it now:  You are 6-years-old and Daddy got drunk again and beat mom to a bloody pulp. Blue and RedRed reviews lights are flashing through the windows, and cops are swarming throughout the house. Mommy is being carted away on a stretcher as she chokes on her own teeth, her face swollen beyond recognition while Daddy, who was Tazed in the kitchen earlier, is currently hogtied and screaming in the back of a patrol car. It’s at this point you are approached by an officer who is handing you something. “It’s gonna be ok sweetie,” he says, “cuddle with this copy of Green Eggs and Ham.” [Read more...]

Eau Claire, WI - Nothing will kill a good buzz quicker than some blunt force trauma and a knife to the chest – wouldn’t you agree? Old pals Wayne Rouillard, 62, and Stephen Dalstrom, 61, were just hangin’ out, sharing a bottle of vodka, and catching up last SaturdaySaturday reviews when things went to shit in a hurry. According to Rouillard, the two were getting along just fine when, out of the blue, Dalstrom “went berserk and attacked him.” Rouillard alleges that his friend attempted to stab him with an ice pick or a screwdriver. So, Rouillard whacked his friend in the head with a claw hammer. That wasn’t the end of it – Rouillard also allegedly stabbed Dalstrom in the chest with a knife and tied his ankles to a work bench so “he would not be able to come after him if he woke up,” before beating his brains out with a wood-splitting maul. Ummm, can you say ‘overkill?’ [Read more...]

Madison, Wisconsin - Donte Beasley, 38, was arguing with his girlfriend, Zenolia Rice, because he wanted sex and she did not feel like honoring his request. Drunk, Beasley pulled out a gun and shot Rice multiple times. The woman called for their young children to come help her and when they did, Beasley shot them too. He shot his 8-year-old daughter in the back of the skull as she was tending to her mother and then shot his 7-year-old son in the face. Rice was able to flee the home and get to a neighbor for help. Surprisingly, all three shooting victims are in stable condition and are expected to survive. Beasely will be charged with three counts of attempted first degree intentional homicide once he is released from the hospital where he is being treated for a self-inflicted knife wound. [Read more...]

GERMANTOWN, Wisconsin - 37-year-old Charles Avey, Sr. walked into the sheriff’s department admitting that he had strangled his 14-year-old step-son to death. He was not lying. Police found Cody Reetz dead in a minivan parked in a Wal-mart parking lot. The motive? He was mad at his wife and wanted her to suffer like he says she has made him suffer. Police feel Avery’s actions were in response to domestic abuse charges his wife had filed on him stemming from a hammer attack. Court records show Avery has five felony counts pending against him, has a history of writing bad checks and a former wife filed a restraining order against him. Germantown police are recommending a first-degree intentional homicide charge and state the killing was premeditated. The sad thing about these types of stories is that Avery will get exactly what he wanted. If I were the mother of Cody, or the biological father, I would be technically insane at this point. [Read more...]

Sheboygan, WI – Randal Schaal and Kelly Winter weren’t too pleased when they found out their 14-year-old daughter had surreptitiously opened up a MyspaceMySpace account. Not pleased at all. As a matter of fact, they were so pissed off, they spanked that little whippersnapper real good. According to the arrest report, Kelly found the child’s account and confronted her. The child denied the page was hers. No matter – when Randal got home, he checked out the web page and “freaked out.” The girl told officers that Randal held her down on the ground and spanked her real hard about 20 times. When she tried to get away, Randal allegedly kicked the child in the left hip, said something about “making it even” before kicking her in the right hip. The child said her mother then grabbed her by the hair, pushed her head into the wall, and asked, “What’s it feel like to have both your parents beat on you?” Damn. Overreact much? A spanking? At 14? I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that Randal may have some issues with anger. [Read more...]