Yelm, WA – Aside from her ridiculous eye make-up, 20-year old Aliese Marie Gatlin showed the world in OctoberOctober reviews of last year just how much of an idiot she really is.  Within minutes after she placed a Percocet pill in her 9-month old daughter’s formula bottle on Oct. 22, the baby went to sleep, then started to make gurgling noises and would not wake up. Gatlin called 911, but told medical professionals that someone else must have drugged her baby. Because she had stopped breathing, the baby was flown to Mary Bridge Children’s Hospital in Tacoma. At Mary Bridge, the baby tested positive for opiates, which could have been derived from the Percocet, and for benzodiazepines, a family of sedatives that includes Xanax. Because her veins were collapsing the paramedics had to insert an IV directly into the baby’s bone marrow. [Read more...]

Tacoma, WA – Joshua Tabor, a Joint Base Lewis-McChord soldier, is accused of holding his young daughter’s head under running water because she wouldn’t recite her ABC’sabc reviews. It is alleged that JoshuaJoshua reviews and his girlfriend “held the child down on the counter and submerged her head into the water three or four times until the water came around her forehead and jawline.” Joshua said that she was face-up when her head was in the water. Joshua told investigators that his daughter was afraid of water and was “squirming around and trying to get away.” And, because of her fear of water, Joshua figured that was as fitting a punishment as any. When the child was examined, an officer observed the child “had severe bruising on her entire back,” scratch marks and bruises on her neck, throat, chin, arms, legs and butt. When asked how she got those injuries, she replied, “Daddy did it.” According to Joshua’s girlfriend, beatings are a regular occurrence and further stated that the child often locked herself in a closet because she was scared of her daddy. When the little girl accidentally wet her pants, as terrified children often do, Joshua would force her to remain in the urine-soaked clothing until he gave her permission to change. [Read more...]

SKYWAY,  WA - A 22 year old man – if you use the term “man” loosely – has been arrested for a string of rapes in the Skyway area of Washington, possibly using CraigslistCraigslist to lure women to his apartment. Three rapes occurred in the last few months;  on December 9th, two women responding to an ad for a “nude model” were sexually assaulted. On December 20th, a woman responding to a similar ad was forced into sexual acts at knife point in a car. Another woman experienced the same crime on January 7th; responding to a nude model ad, she found herself with a knife at her throat, her attacker forcing her to drive around then perform sexual acts on him. He also stole her ID, bank card and cell phone, threatening to find her if she told anyone what had happened.  The 26 year old victim did not heed his warning however, and police were able to lift a fingerprint from her car that led to the arrest of her attacker.  Because of the man’s threats and connection to Craigslist, police suspect there may be other victims who have not come forward.  They are asking anyone who has experienced similar attacks or has any information to call the King County Sheriff’s Office at (206) 296-3111.

Seattle, WA – Last Tuesday morning, the bodies of Jennifer Morgan, 28, and her 13-week-old daughter, Ema, were found in the basement of her mother’s home – Jennifer had been shot 12 times with a .45-caliber, and Ema, 7 times. Right away, police had a suspect – Jennifer’s boyfriend of 9 years, Ema’s daddy, 29-year-old Daniel Hicks. It is believed that Daniel, who friends say has been suicidal and depressed for quite some time, wasn’t exactly pleased with becoming a parent and wanted Jennifer to abort. Obviously, Jennifer had other plans and continued the pregnancy. After Ema was born, Jennifer mentioned to her mother that Daniel was just upset that he fathered a daughter. The selfish prick wanted a son. And because he is a selfish prick, he blamed Jennifer and Ema for his unhappiness, expressing jealousy over the bond Jennifer shared with her infant and questioning the paternity of the child. After a series of arguments between Jennifer and Daniel, he was asked to leave the home. Well, he did, but not until he had exacted his revenge on his girlfriend and that darn baby that dared to be born without a penis. [Read more...]

Spokane, Washington – On Tuesday afternoon, a pickup driven by 57-year-old Michael Stevens rear-ended a construction truck. Derek Helt witnessed the accident and went over to see if he could help the two drivers. When he noticed that Stevens had blood coming from his mouth, he called 911. Helt then went back over to Stevens and asked if if he was doing alright. Stevens asked if 911 had been called and when Helt turned away after confirming that 911 had been called, Stevens pulled out a gun shot himself.  I tried to find out some more information on this one, but aside from the source article, I couldn’t find a damn thing. Was hoping some commentors out there could give some insight into the man and what may have led up to him committing suicide after an accident. [Read more...]

Tacoma, Washington — Four uniformed officers were at a coffee shop in Tacoma awaiting their shift to start when Maurice Clemmons walked in past the officers to the counter as if to order coffee before pulling out a gun and opening fire. Two of the officers were shot execution style, a third was shot and killed as they stood up and the fourth was shot dead while wrestling with Clemmons. Authorities identified the victims as Sgt. Mark Renninger, 39; Officer Ronald Owens, 37; Officer Tina Griswold, 40; and Officer Greg Richards, 42.  Reports this morning are saying that police have surrounded a home in a Seattle neighborhood where Clemmons is supposedly holed up in. This guy is one crazy-mean son-of-a-bitch. Reading all the shit he has been accused of is like reading a McDonald’s menu. Child rape, aggravated robbery, theft, assault, murder, hell, he even thinks he is Jesus and can fly. Well why the hell isn’t this asshole in prison and not out shooting up coffee shops? EasyEasy reviews answer.  His 95-year prison sentence was commuted in 2000 by then-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee. Thanks, Mike! [Read more...]

Seattle, WA – Back in ‘97, Patricia Crowl went batshit crazy when she found out her boyfriend was seeing someone else. Instead of taking her aggression out on her cheating boyfriend, Patricia attacked the other woman, bludgeoning her with a wrench before choking her to death. The woman, Shawn Beatrice Wallace, was six-weeks pregnant at the time. Patricia served a 9 year sentence on a second-degree murder conviction and was released from prison in ‘06. Fast forward to NovemberNovember reviews 13 – Patricia is feeling all jealous and moody again. She found out that her boyfriend had texted his ex-girlfriend on her cell phone. Ut-oh! On November 12, the other woman received a text from what she thought was her ex-boyfriend. She agreed to meet him in a parking lot – but, when she showed up at the designated meeting spot, she was confronted by Patricia instead. Patricia allegedly tried to force the woman’s car door open, but the woman drove away. For some reason, the other woman felt comfortable enough to set up yet another meeting with her ex-boyfriend – this time, she wouldn’t get away unscathed. [Read more...]

Arlington, Washington - On Monday Keira Earhart,38, pulled into his driveway to witness someone running from his house. He went inside to find his wife’s jewelry missing and called 911. Police arrived but after a search, were unable to find the burglar. A second 911 call was made a few hours later, Earhart telling police that the burglar was back in the area and that he had ran into a field near his house. Police arrived a second time, finding Earhart in the field, but once again they were not able to find the burglar. On Wednesday morning a neighbor called police saying he had found the body of a man in a creek near Monday’s burglary. The body was of a 25-year-old who had been shot to death. After a little investigating, police learn neighbors heard shots on Monday, before the second 911 call was placed. One reported Earhart told them he had taken “warning shots” at the burglar. Earhart was booked into jail facing second-degree murder charges. The dead man did have the stolen property in his possession.  Not sure if the Castle Doctrine applies in Washington, but even if it did I am pretty sure it doesn’t cover shooting a fleeing burglar in a field near your house three hours after the crime was committed. [Read more...]

SPOKANE, Washington – Caroline Francis was sitting at a light after leaving the YMCA last week when a large van with three men pulled up beside her and asked her to roll down her window. The passenger began asking for directions to a particular street. She tried giving them instructions, but started getting suspicious when they kept asking her questions. Their true intent became apparent when the light turned green. That’s when the passenger leaned out of his window and poured a 20-ounce bottle full of piss in her face. “I know this is really gross but I thought it was water and then I could smell it and it was all over me and I was freaking out shaking,” Carolinecaroline reviews said. “It got all over me, in my eye, in my mouth, all over my car.” Um. GAG. [Read more...]

WASHINGTON, Pennsylvania - A mother and daughter had just left the Jessop Employees Club in Washington after organizing a night of BingoBingo. The mother was carrying a briefcase full of the money the event had raised. Whatever amount of money was in that briefcase is unknown, but someone sure wanted it. Badly. They drove a white pickup truck on to the sidewalk, hitting the daughter. The person then got out of the truck, took the briefcase from the mother and drove off. “It should be safe to walk out of a place and have money . . . and not get run over by a vehicle coming down Jefferson Avenue,” said Jeff Savage, the victim’s brother. Indeed, Jeff Savage, indeed. Washington Mayor Anthony Spossey said the victims may have known the person who was driving the truck. [Read more...]

Spokane, Washington SituationsSituations reviews like this next story are a prime example of the problems I have with the “insanity” plea. Instead of landing their sentence doing hard time in prison, those that are found to fit some state’s criteria of insane end up in a state run mental institution with many more liberties than are already afforded in our penile system today. And that’s saying a lot. Prisoners today don’t have it too bad. Those landed in the loony bin have it better. Plus, they don’t have to fuck for their drugs, the nurses just like give it to them. I think anyone that commits a crime punishable by time in jail has to be a little off their rocker thus rendering the “insanity” plea moot. But Phillip Paul’s performance was stellar and he was sentenced to a mental institution years ago yet he was totally in charge of his faculties enough to escape. [Read more...]

Washington, PA - Foreplay do – when in the mood, sweet nothings in his ear, a sly glance, and a fluttering of the eyelashes may relay to the object of your desire that you are in the mood for some nookie. Foreplay don’t – informing the object of your desire that if he doesn’t do you right now, you will cut his dick open and watch him bleed to death, right before you slap him across the face. While that may ‘do it’ for some men, *coughMorbidcough* one dude in particular had a problem with Samantha Harvey’s approach. On August 20, Samantha allegedly approached the 20-year-old male as he was getting ready for bed. After delivering her awesome come-on line, Samantha forced the man into her bedroom (I’m assuming the two are roommates), and ordered him to perform. To further entice him, she allegedly clipped a hot curling iron on to his ear.  [Read more...]

BATTLE GROUND, Washington -Another story of a loser jackass trying to abduct a teen girl off a public street and failing miserably. A 15-year-old girl was jogging when a man pulled up beside her in a silver pickup truck and accosted her at gunpoint, telling her to get into the vehicle. She decided she’s rather not and began screaming alerting a neighbor nearby. She broke free and the witness called police, giving a very detailed description of the vehicle and the man who sped off in it. Within minutes the truck was spotted and the driver, Matthew Ortiz, was arrested. [Read more...]

Lake Forest Park, WA- On July 21, a 15-year old girl met with 18-year old Victor Casarez Jr., who was a friend of hers from school, and they went to Casarez’s home where he lived with his father. During the visit, the girl drank a glass of juice and then the world went black. Hours later, she regained consciousness and found herself on a bed with her friend’s hairy pot-bellied 60-year old father, Victor Casarez Sr., on top of her. Her clothes had been removed and the old fart was busy taking lots of photographs while he raped her. The girl repeatedly begged Casarez Sr. about 20 times to get off of her, but he refused. After the assault, the elder Casarez threatened to post the photos and a video on the Internet if the girl told anyone about the incident. [Read more...]