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Kenner, LA – One more reason to avoid WalMart – Ricky Scott. According to police, the 55-year-old pervert has a long history of obscenity and indecent exposure charges. As a matter of fact, lisaznola posted an article about Scott in our forums back in 2008. When that particular article was posted, Scott already had 19 arrests under his belt – all for obscenity. The arrests, which date back to 1984, have netted Scott countless years of probation, a five-year suspended prison sentence and a total of 8-months behind bars. He will whip that thing out whenever and wherever he pleases – fast food restaurants, motel balconies, WalMart – it doesn’t matter. And he doesn’t care who his audience is either. Dude just can’t keep it in his pants. Knowing that, it’s no big surprise that he’s back in the news. This time he’s accused of jerkin’ off in the electronics department at WalMart. An off-duty Kenner police officer working a security detail was approached by a concerned shopper who informed him that it appeared as if Scott was crankin’ his shank while watching a young boy.…

Patrick Fousek Got A Jailhouse Makeover

June 29, 2010 at 10:10 am by  

SALINAS, Calif. – Remember Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini? Jaded posted about them last week when they were arrested and charged with trying to sell their baby for $25 in a Walmart parking lot. Well since his arrest Fousek has been sitting in the Monterey County Jail. Thursday evening, other inmates got wind of why he was in jail after watching the evening news and decided to express their opinion. They did so by beating the crap out of him. The after effects were visible when he and Tomasini made their first court appearance on Friday. Seated away from the other inmates, Fousek displayed some stitches on his lip and an eye as red and swollen as a freshly fucked asshole. Police say he also suffered a couple broken ribs in the melee. He is now being held away from the general population. Also turns out that Fousek is no stranger to jail livin’. He has multiple drug-related convictions and has served jail terms for domestic violence and violating restraining orders involving his ex-wife.…

Baby For Sale – Cheap!

June 25, 2010 at 3:21 am by  

Salinas, CA – According to police, a couple of women were leaving a WalMart store Tuesday night when a man carrying a baby approached and asked if he could borrow their cell phone. The man, later identified as Patrick Fousek, struck up a conversation with the women and allegedly offered to sell them his 6-month-old daughter for $25. It came off like a joke at first, but Fousek persisted and kept saying, “No, I want to sell you the baby.” He even went so far as to place the infant in the arms of one of the women. The woman handed Fousek’s spawn back over to him and dialed 911. By the time officers arrived, Fousek and the child’s mother, who was waiting in the car, had driven off. Luckily, the women had the sense to note the make, model and plate number of the alleged baby broker’s vehicle. …

Albuquerque, NM – The greasy looking douchebag to the left is 54-year-old Terry Barns. The vile scrote is accused of molesting an 8-year-old girl inside the iT’Z Family Fun Center on May 17. According to authorities, Barns had been wandering around the restaurant for a couple of hours before he cornered the girl, who was at the center on a school field trip, in a ball pit. He allegedly pinned her down and kissed her while he grabbed her butt and touched her inner thigh. When the girl ran away, police say Barns started stroking himself. Somehow, dude managed to exit the restaurant unscathed. Four days later, however, he was arrested after exposing himself to a young girl while masturbating in the toy aisle at a local WalMart. He was behind bars on that charge when authorities rearrested him for the nasty incident at iT’Z. Police say Barns matched the description of the assailant captured on surveillance video at iT’Z. …

EDGEWATER, N.J. – In what police are describing a copycat crime, a 14-year-old girl has been charged with the using a Whole Foods public intercom system to instruct all blacks leave the store. This is identical to last month’s actions of another NJ teen who used a Walmart intercom to twice ask all blacks leave the store. That 16-year-old, like this girl, was charged with intimidation and harassment for his prank. After the girl made the announcement, the Whole Foods manager immediately had employees call police while keeping an eye on her. Police arrived quickly and placed her in custody. She and the 14-year-old boy she was with were released to their parents. Look, I’m not condoning what they did or saying that they should not be punished in some fashion…but isn’t intimidation and harassment going a bit overboard? Let me know what you think.…

Columbus, Ohio – I so tried to get this story up on Friday, but shit just didn’t work out that way. But man, oh man, just when you think you have heard it all on this site you come across a story about an elderly man punching random kids at a Wal-mart.

Sixty-eight-year-old Ralph Conone was arrested at a Columbus Walmart Wednesday after a mother busted him popping her kid in the back of the head when she wasn’t looking. After her crying son told her what Conone had done, she followed him outside and brought him back into the store.

Police were called, surveillance footage reviewed, and sure enough, Conone could be seen punching multiple kids in the back of the head when their guardians were not looking. To make matters worse, he would punch them with keys protruding between his fingers.

Conone finally admitted to his actions and told investigators he had been doing this since January. The reason? It got him excited. “He stated that he does this because of the excitement of being able to do it and get away with it with the parents right there,” said Sgt.…

Houston, Texas – Portia Thompson, 20, is fighting for her life in a Memorial Hermann Hospital after being run over in a Walmart parking lot on the day before Thanksgiving. Police are looking for the driver of a Dodge Durango who was fighting with Thompson over a parking space before the driver of the SUV ran over her. Her brother, who was in the car with her at the time, states that, “He tells my little sister to get out of the car.  She didn’t get out of the car, so they get out with blades. They’re waving their knives.” After she eventually got out of the car, “the SUV pulls around and rams her,” said her brother. Continue on to watch 30 minutes of raw video that shows a memorial held at the Wal-Mart parking lot as well as her brother giving a detailed description of what happened that day. Deservedly or not, the race card is thrown on the table as well. On a more personal note, if I am ever killed in a Walmart parking lot, do NOT hold a memorial service there.…

WESTMINSTER, Colorado – On September 19th, witnesses inside a Walmart in Westminster say they saw Kevin Salyers sexually assault a young girl, pick her up and try to flee the store. I say “try” because Kevin never made it out of the store. This was due to 22-year-old Cameron Aulner, who was working the Comcast table at the front of the store. He heard people yelling for someone to stop 34-year-old Salyers, but since no one was doing so, he tackled Salyers himself and helped hold him there until police arrived. Oh, forgot to mention, Aulner is in a wheelchair. “It was something that happened so fast, I didn’t even think about it,” Aulner said Tuesday. “I’m not a hero. I just did what you’re supposed to do.” Yeah man, you really did. Read on to check out some video.…

Megan Cullop Let Her Kid Take The Rap

July 31, 2009 at 7:22 am by  

Elizabethton, TN – Megan Cullop was planning on doing some redecorating – so, on Monday afternoon, she loaded up her kid and headed for the nearest WalMart. After filling her shopping cart with the must-haves, she made a beeline for the door – completely bypassing the cash registers. Alert security personnel caught up with Megan at the door, took away her shopping cart, more than likely lectured her on the evils of shoplifting, and let her go. Now, if Megan had even half a brain cell bumping around in her vacant little noggin, she would have realized how lucky she was that the cops weren’t called in and chalked it up as a lesson learned. But, seeing as how she is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon, you know that wasn’t the case. …

Monticello, NY On Saturdays around the county, Walmart parking lots are buzzing with cars circling to get the closest space to one of the many entrances. People come crowding in to spend their hard earned money on the “Always Low Prices” but unfortunately Saturday, in Monticello, NY, shoppers arriving for the afternoon bargains were turned away – the store had unexpectedly closed for several hours. What a bummer for Cory Clarke, a father who had his two children for his first paternal visitation. He put his 7 month-old daughter Brook and 18 month-old son (?) Charley in a double stroller and trekked roughly 3 miles to the spend some quality time in Walmart with his children. One problem, after he finished with the checkout line, his load was approximately 17 pounds lighter, little Brook was gone.…

Lashaundra Cooper Lacks Brain Cells

June 15, 2009 at 2:24 am by  

Marietta, GAShortly after midnight on June 6, Lashaundra Cooper, 23, went to her local Wal-Mart to do some shopping. Actually, she went to do some shoplifting, but that is not the reason this ignorant bitch is gracing our front page. When Wal-Mart security caught Cooper trying to leave the store with about $25 in new duds for herself, they immediately called the police. After the officers arrived and placed the thieving twit under arrest for her unsuccessful five-finger discount, she informed them that she had left her two sons alone in her car.…


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