Fayetteville, AR - Police say registered sex offender Brandon Hutson is back behind bars after allegedly raping a 3-year-old child in a WalMart bathroom last week. According to the police report, the child and her brother were playing alone in the toy department when Hutson “helped” the little girl find the bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, Hutson reportedly masturbated while the child was in a neighboring stall before molesting her twice in a span of ten minutes. After the assault, the child told her mother a man carried her into the bathroom and raped her. Though he left the area before police arrived, authorities were able to identify him through store surveillance videos. Hutson was arrested at another WalMart store on Friday after police responded to a report of a suspicious person trying to help a little girl find her mother. Though he initially denied raping the child, claiming he had accidentally bumped into her, he later ‘fessed, cried and said he didn’t mean for it to happen. Hutson, who was convicted on charges of child molestation back on ’07, now faces charges of kidnapping and rape.…Continue Reading
MENTOR, Ohio – It didn’t take long before another Walmart groping story to make headlines, this one from Ohio involving a man accused of groping two girls, ages 7 and 10. During some back to school shopping on Monday, a 7-year-old girl was with her father when she felt a man swipe his hand across her butt. She told her father she watched the man do the same thing to a 10-year-old girl in the store. The first victim’s father told the second victim’s mother what his daughter saw and the second girl confirmed it. The father of the seven-year-old followed the man, 49-year-old Kenneth Ray, into the parking lot and got his license plate number. Ray was arrested and charged with two counts of gross sexual imposition. Since the victims are under 13, these are felony charges. Ray is employed as a substitute janitor for the Willoughby-Eastlake School District but will not be allowed back until after the outcome of the investigation. He has no prior record of this type of behavior.…Continue Reading
ELIZABETH CITY, N.C. – George Cole, 76, doesn’t remember much about what happened when he walked inside the bathroom while taking a break from his job greeting customers at an Elizabeth City Walmart. He remembers going inside, then waking up in an ambulance after getting a couple solid punches to the face. “Mr. Cole was found in the bathroom at Walmart bleeding. He had been punched in his face twice, both eyes. And his mouth was also bleeding. He was there for quite a while,” Police Lt. John Etheridge said. Turns out he was the victim of a robbery at the hands of 19-year-old Charles Everett Willams. Cole ended up with a busted lip, a black eye, some stitches and a nasty bruise on his thigh. He has no family in the area but a co-worker is letting him stay with her until he heals (*makes bow-chicka-wow-wow noise*). He has worked for Walmart for 16 years and is looking forward to getting back to work. Willams was arrested in the parking lot after someone who knew him talked him into returning to the scene.…Continue Reading
INDIANAPOLIS – Witnesses observed a man standing in the heat outside of a Hardees restaraunt begging for money with a little girl. He had been going at it for a couple hours in the 85 degree heat and the toddler wasn’t looking too good. Police were called and found a 2-year-old girl lying on the ground sun burned, visibly upset and sick. Jacob Cotton, 36, told police he planned on taking her inside after he had gotten some money. He explained that he was out there with the little girl because he needed gas money after his wife, 23-year-old Lindsay Ramon, had money stolen out of her purse. In fact, she was waiting at a nearby Walmart in an air conditioned car, the same Walmart other witnesses had seen her and the same toddler begging for money earlier. When she arrived at the scene, Ramon told officers that they were begging for money because they needed gas to back to Bloomington, but police found she had $93 on her. The couple was arrested and charged with child neglect, while Child Protective Services took custody of the girl.…Continue Reading
Kenner, LA - One more reason to avoid WalMart – Ricky Scott. According to police, the 55-year-old pervert has a long history of obscenity and indecent exposure charges. As a matter of fact, lisaznola posted an article about Scott in our forums back in 2008. When that particular article was posted, Scott already had 19 arrests under his belt – all for obscenity. The arrests, which date back to 1984, have netted Scott countless years of probation, a five-year suspended prison sentence and a total of 8-months behind bars. He will whip that thing out whenever and wherever he pleases – fast food restaurants, motel balconies, WalMart – it doesn’t matter. And he doesn’t care who his audience is either. Dude just can’t keep it in his pants. Knowing that, it’s no big surprise that he’s back in the news. This time he’s accused of jerkin’ off in the electronics department at WalMart. An off-duty Kenner police officer working a security detail was approached by a concerned shopper who informed him that it appeared as if Scott was crankin’ his shank while watching a young boy.…Continue Reading
SALINAS, Calif. – Remember Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini? Jaded posted about them last week when they were arrested and charged with trying to sell their baby for $25 in a Walmart parking lot. Well since his arrest Fousek has been sitting in the Monterey County Jail. Thursday evening, other inmates got wind of why he was in jail after watching the evening news and decided to express their opinion. They did so by beating the crap out of him. The after effects were visible when he and Tomasini made their first court appearance on Friday. Seated away from the other inmates, Fousek displayed some stitches on his lip and an eye as red and swollen as a freshly fucked asshole. Police say he also suffered a couple broken ribs in the melee. He is now being held away from the general population. Also turns out that Fousek is no stranger to jail livin’. He has multiple drug-related convictions and has served jail terms for domestic violence and violating restraining orders involving his ex-wife.…Continue Reading
Salinas, CA – According to police, a couple of women were leaving a WalMart store Tuesday night when a man carrying a baby approached and asked if he could borrow their cell phone. The man, later identified as Patrick Fousek, struck up a conversation with the women and allegedly offered to sell them his 6-month-old daughter for $25. It came off like a joke at first, but Fousek persisted and kept saying, “No, I want to sell you the baby.” He even went so far as to place the infant in the arms of one of the women. The woman handed Fousek’s spawn back over to him and dialed 911. By the time officers arrived, Fousek and the child’s mother, who was waiting in the car, had driven off. Luckily, the women had the sense to note the make, model and plate number of the alleged baby broker’s vehicle. …Continue Reading
Albuquerque, NM - The greasy looking douchebag to the left is 54-year-old Terry Barns. The vile scrote is accused of molesting an 8-year-old girl inside the iT’Z Family Fun Center on May 17. According to authorities, Barns had been wandering around the restaurant for a couple of hours before he cornered the girl, who was at the center on a school field trip, in a ball pit. He allegedly pinned her down and kissed her while he grabbed her butt and touched her inner thigh. When the girl ran away, police say Barns started stroking himself. Somehow, dude managed to exit the restaurant unscathed. Four days later, however, he was arrested after exposing himself to a young girl while masturbating in the toy aisle at a local WalMart. He was behind bars on that charge when authorities rearrested him for the nasty incident at iT’Z. Police say Barns matched the description of the assailant captured on surveillance video at iT’Z. …Continue Reading
EDGEWATER, N.J. - In what police are describing a copycat crime, a 14-year-old girl has been charged with the using a Whole Foods public intercom system to instruct all blacks leave the store. This is identical to last month’s actions of another NJ teen who used a Walmart intercom to twice ask all blacks leave the store. That 16-year-old, like this girl, was charged with intimidation and harassment for his prank. After the girl made the announcement, the Whole Foods manager immediately had employees call police while keeping an eye on her. Police arrived quickly and placed her in custody. She and the 14-year-old boy she was with were released to their parents. Look, I’m not condoning what they did or saying that they should not be punished in some fashion…but isn’t intimidation and harassment going a bit overboard? Let me know what you think.…Continue Reading
Columbus, Ohio – I so tried to get this story up on Friday, but shit just didn’t work out that way. But man, oh man, just when you think you have heard it all on this site you come across a story about an elderly man punching random kids at a Wal-mart.
Sixty-eight-year-old Ralph Conone was arrested at a Columbus Walmart Wednesday after a mother busted him popping her kid in the back of the head when she wasn’t looking. After her crying son told her what Conone had done, she followed him outside and brought him back into the store.
Police were called, surveillance footage reviewed, and sure enough, Conone could be seen punching multiple kids in the back of the head when their guardians were not looking. To make matters worse, he would punch them with keys protruding between his fingers.
Conone finally admitted to his actions and told investigators he had been doing this since January. The reason? It got him excited. “He stated that he does this because of the excitement of being able to do it and get away with it with the parents right there,” said Sgt.…Continue Reading
Houston, Texas – Portia Thompson, 20, is fighting for her life in a Memorial Hermann Hospital after being run over in a Walmart parking lot on the day before Thanksgiving. Police are looking for the driver of a Dodge Durango who was fighting with Thompson over a parking space before the driver of the SUV ran over her. Her brother, who was in the car with her at the time, states that, “He tells my little sister to get out of the car. She didn’t get out of the car, so they get out with blades. They’re waving their knives.” After she eventually got out of the car, “the SUV pulls around and rams her,” said her brother. Continue on to watch 30 minutes of raw video that shows a memorial held at the Wal-Mart parking lot as well as her brother giving a detailed description of what happened that day. Deservedly or not, the race card is thrown on the table as well. On a more personal note, if I am ever killed in a Walmart parking lot, do NOT hold a memorial service there.…Continue Reading
– On September 19th, witnesses inside a Walmart in say they saw Kevin Salyers sexually assault a young girl, pick her up and try to flee the store. I say “try” because Kevin never made it out of the store. This was due to 22-year-old Cameron Aulner, who was working the Comcast table at the front of the store. He heard people yelling for someone to stop 34-year-old Salyers, but since no one was doing so, he tackled Salyers himself and helped hold him there until police arrived. Oh, forgot to mention, Aulner is in a wheelchair. “It was something that happened so fast, I didn’t even think about it,” Aulner said Tuesday. “I’m not a hero. I just did what you’re supposed to do.” Yeah man, you really did. Read on to check out some video.… Continue Reading
Elizabethton, TN – Megan Cullop was planning on doing some redecorating – so, on Monday afternoon, she loaded up her kid and headed for the nearest WalMart. After filling her shopping cart with the must-haves, she made a beeline for the door – completely bypassing the cash registers. Alert security personnel caught up with Megan at the door, took away her shopping cart, more than likely lectured her on the evils of shoplifting, and let her go. Now, if Megan had even half a brain cell bumping around in her vacant little noggin, she would have realized how lucky she was that the cops weren’t called in and chalked it up as a lesson learned. But, seeing as how she is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon, you know that wasn’t the case. …Continue Reading
Monticello, NY On Saturdays around the county, Walmart parking lots are buzzing with cars circling to get the closest space to one of the many entrances. People come crowding in to spend their hard earned money on the “Always Low Prices” but unfortunately Saturday, in Monticello, NY, shoppers arriving for the afternoon bargains were turned away – the store had unexpectedly closed for several hours. What a bummer for Cory Clarke, a father who had his two children for his first paternal visitation. He put his 7 month-old daughter Brook and 18 month-old son (?) Charley in a double stroller and trekked roughly 3 miles to the spend some quality time in Walmart with his children. One problem, after he finished with the checkout line, his load was approximately 17 pounds lighter, little Brook was gone.…Continue Reading
Marietta, GA- Shortly after midnight on June 6, Lashaundra Cooper, 23, went to her local Wal-Mart to do some shopping. Actually, she went to do some shoplifting, but that is not the reason this ignorant bitch is gracing our front page. When Wal-Mart security caught Cooper trying to leave the store with about $25 in new duds for herself, they immediately called the police. After the officers arrived and placed the thieving twit under arrest for her unsuccessful five-finger discount, she informed them that she had left her two sons alone in her car.…Continue Reading