Port Saint Lucie, FL — We’ve all been there before; shopping somewhere in the vicinity of a child with a noisy toy whose caretaker have obviously grown immune to the grating sounds it emits, evident by them letting the kid continually use it. God knows it has taken all I have not to grab the offending noisemaker and shove it down the throat of the person ultimately responsible. But I don’t. Not because of any real moral restraint but rather not wanting to end up in the papers or on my own site like 33-year-old Jeanette Ramirez. She was charged with misdemeanor battery after an altercation with a fellow Walmart shopper who was babysitting a 2-year-old. The toddler was playing with a Spiderman handlebar bike horn and it was aggravating Ramirez to the point that she said something to the 47-year-old victim. “Words were exchanged between both women, at which time Jeanette Ramirez physically attacked (the victim),” the affidavit states. After the assault, the victim followed Ramirez out into the parking lot and used her shopping cart to keep her there until police arrived and arrested her.…Continue Reading
LAFAYETTE, Ga – Terry and Lisa Templeton are facing charges of reckless conduct after left their 2-year-old grandson in a shopping cart, in freezing temperatures, in a Walmart parking lot. They couple told police they simply forgot to take him home. Video footage shows the couple shopping with the toddler and the later loading their car while the boy sat in the child safety seat of a shopping cart. Terry, 48, is then seen taking the cart back to the front of the store and getting in the car, his grandson still sitting in the cart. Four minutes later, Terry gets out of the car and goes back into Walmart, walking right past his grandson. Another customer has now seen the boy shivering in the cold, taking him inside the Walmart when she sees no one come for him. An announcement is made over the Walmart intercom, but no one comes for the boy, even though Terry is in the store shopping for 30 more minutes. He then leaves the store and gets back in the car with Lisa and they drive away, only to return about 20 minutes later.…Continue Reading
Man Caught Masturbating In Toy Aisle Of Walmart With Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Banned From StoreDecember 2, 2010 at 9:48 am by Morbid
Florida – How in the hell I missed this guy I will never know as God knows I’m a sucker for masturbation stories. Hmm…anyway, back in September, 28-year-old William Tyler Black was in a Florida Walmart buying a toy for his daughter when he says he got aroused by some pretty girls in the store. So he did what any red-blooded male would do in that situation and grabbed a 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition off the rack, found a secluded spot in the toy section of the store and proceeded to jack off. After shooting his load on to the floor, he wiped his hands off on a Star Wars lightsaber, discarded the magazine and proceeded to leave unaware store employees had witnessed him in the act and had already contacted police. Black would admit to the responding officer that he had been masturbating and apologized saying that he was not a pervert and that he would clean up his mess. He was charged with indecent exposure and battery on a child — the latter charge stemming from the fact that a child could have come into contact with the knuckle soldiers left on the toy. …Continue Reading
Reno, NV – I wasn’t going to post this but it involves Walmart and like stories involving cheerleaders and people who jack off in public, I couldn’t resist. A man on the verge of being fired from his job at Walmart walked into work on Friday morning and opened fire, shooting three co-workers. Luckily for the three who were shot, one of whom was a manager, 45-year-old John Gillane was as bad a shot as he was an employee as they’re all expected to survive. After shooting the three, he barricaded himself in an office like a chump and refused to come out. After negotiators relayed that attempts to talk Gillane out had failed, Reno police and SWAT were sent in. At 2:30 p.m. Gillane, described as a “disgruntled” worker, surrendered to police. “He has surrendered peacefully, we did not need to use force,” said Reno Police Department Lt. Mohammad Rafaqat. Gillane was taken to a hospital after complaining of chest pains, where once released he will be taken to jail where he will face a slew of charges, including three counts of attempted murder.…Continue Reading
SALISBURY, Md.- A man has been arrested and charged with assaulting an elderly woman in the checkout line of a Maryland Walmart. On Oct 13th, police responded to an emergency room where a 70-year-old woman had been admitted after suffering injuries she says was inflicted by 24-year-old James Russell Crockett. Allegedly, the elderly woman went to move from one checkout lane to another and accidentally bumped into the cart of Crockett’s wife. The wifey became enraged and began yelling racial slurs when Crockett picked up the woman and put her on her own cart then proceeded to ram her cart, with her in it, into a counter several times before she fell out onto the floor. As she lay on the ground screaming for help, Crockett flipped her cart on top of her then went back to checking out his groceries with his wife. Crockett has now been charged with first- and second-degree assault, reckless endangerment, disturbing the peace, dangerous weapon with intent to injure and disorderly conduct. His wife, 22-year-old Virginia Elizabeth Crockett, was charged with disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace.…Continue Reading
BRANDON, Fla. - A woman has been arrested and charged with taking a group of young kids, aged 6, 9, 10, and 11, on a midnight shoplifting spree at a Florida Walmart. Police say Erica Young took two of her neighbor’s children along with two of her own, to assist her in an attempt to …Continue Reading
Alliance, Ohio — I have no idea how I missed this one, but I did and even though it is almost a week old, I am posting this story anyway in case any of you missed it and because, well, it is so goddamn funny. Last week, James Brienzo was running from police, suspected of shoplifting from a Walmart, and decided that a good hideout would be a nearby dumpster. The only problem was that he chose to jump inside a dumpster that was moments away from being picked up. Not long after entering it, Brienzo was picked up and dumped into the back of a garbage truck. Brienzo was able to use his cell phone to call a friend begging him to get someone to stop the truck as he could not get out and had already been compacted once. Police were able to locate the truck via GPS and stop it, but Brienzo was so wedged inside the garbage after being compacted multiple times, they had to take him to the Alliance Recycling Center to dumped his dumbass out.…Continue Reading
North Port, FL – Have you ever found yourself overcome with the sudden desire to drop everything and rub one off while shuffling through your local WalMart? No? Me either. Well, except for that one time…but damn, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups were 10 for $10! The urge was there, but I curbed it, thankyouverymuch. William Black, the handsome devil you see to the left, is obviously lacking in the self-control department – he was recently arrested for wankin’ it in the toy aisle. According to the arrest affidavit, a female employee working in the toy department Tuesday evening heard someone moaning and groaning in one of the aisles. When she rounded the corner to investigate, she saw Mr. Black standing there, peener out and at full mast, masturbating to the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. The woman informed security, sorry…Asset Protection Associates, and two of ‘em responded to her call. Black, somehow oblivious to the growing audience, was just finishing up when the Associates arrived. He reportedly shot a load onto the floor, attempted to rub it in with his shoe, and wiped his slimy hand off on a toy before heading off to finish his shopping.…Continue Reading
GOLDEN, Colo – Last Friday a Walmart employee had a pretty bad day after having the living daylights knocked out of him by a man who was part of a group of shoplifters. The attack happened after three individuals left through the garden center entrance pushing a cart full of stolen merchandise setting off the anti-theft alarm. When an employee followed them outside to see what was going on, a third suspect punched him in the head from behind…the guy never saw what hit him. Even worse is that the blow knocked him forward, causing him to land on the shopping cart with his face. He suffered serious facial injuries, including a blow to the head, a cut on his nose and black eyes. So far two of the men have been captured by police. Joe David Lucero, 34, and Jose Antonio Cruz, 19, are currently in jail on felony charges and both have violent records. Police would like to get the remaining two off the street. If you have any information on this, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office is asking you call the Sheriff’s Office tip line at 303-271-5612.…Continue Reading
Fayetteville, AR - Police say registered sex offender Brandon Hutson is back behind bars after allegedly raping a 3-year-old child in a WalMart bathroom last week. According to the police report, the child and her brother were playing alone in the toy department when Hutson “helped” the little girl find the bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, Hutson reportedly masturbated while the child was in a neighboring stall before molesting her twice in a span of ten minutes. After the assault, the child told her mother a man carried her into the bathroom and raped her. Though he left the area before police arrived, authorities were able to identify him through store surveillance videos. Hutson was arrested at another WalMart store on Friday after police responded to a report of a suspicious person trying to help a little girl find her mother. Though he initially denied raping the child, claiming he had accidentally bumped into her, he later ‘fessed, cried and said he didn’t mean for it to happen. Hutson, who was convicted on charges of child molestation back on ’07, now faces charges of kidnapping and rape.…Continue Reading
MENTOR, Ohio – It didn’t take long before another Walmart groping story to make headlines, this one from Ohio involving a man accused of groping two girls, ages 7 and 10. During some back to school shopping on Monday, a 7-year-old girl was with her father when she felt a man swipe his hand across her butt. She told her father she watched the man do the same thing to a 10-year-old girl in the store. The first victim’s father told the second victim’s mother what his daughter saw and the second girl confirmed it. The father of the seven-year-old followed the man, 49-year-old Kenneth Ray, into the parking lot and got his license plate number. Ray was arrested and charged with two counts of gross sexual imposition. Since the victims are under 13, these are felony charges. Ray is employed as a substitute janitor for the Willoughby-Eastlake School District but will not be allowed back until after the outcome of the investigation. He has no prior record of this type of behavior.…Continue Reading
ELIZABETH CITY, N.C. – George Cole, 76, doesn’t remember much about what happened when he walked inside the bathroom while taking a break from his job greeting customers at an Elizabeth City Walmart. He remembers going inside, then waking up in an ambulance after getting a couple solid punches to the face. “Mr. Cole was found in the bathroom at Walmart bleeding. He had been punched in his face twice, both eyes. And his mouth was also bleeding. He was there for quite a while,” Police Lt. John Etheridge said. Turns out he was the victim of a robbery at the hands of 19-year-old Charles Everett Willams. Cole ended up with a busted lip, a black eye, some stitches and a nasty bruise on his thigh. He has no family in the area but a co-worker is letting him stay with her until he heals (*makes bow-chicka-wow-wow noise*). He has worked for Walmart for 16 years and is looking forward to getting back to work. Willams was arrested in the parking lot after someone who knew him talked him into returning to the scene.…Continue Reading
INDIANAPOLIS – Witnesses observed a man standing in the heat outside of a Hardees restaraunt begging for money with a little girl. He had been going at it for a couple hours in the 85 degree heat and the toddler wasn’t looking too good. Police were called and found a 2-year-old girl lying on the ground sun burned, visibly upset and sick. Jacob Cotton, 36, told police he planned on taking her inside after he had gotten some money. He explained that he was out there with the little girl because he needed gas money after his wife, 23-year-old Lindsay Ramon, had money stolen out of her purse. In fact, she was waiting at a nearby Walmart in an air conditioned car, the same Walmart other witnesses had seen her and the same toddler begging for money earlier. When she arrived at the scene, Ramon told officers that they were begging for money because they needed gas to back to Bloomington, but police found she had $93 on her. The couple was arrested and charged with child neglect, while Child Protective Services took custody of the girl.…Continue Reading
Kenner, LA - One more reason to avoid WalMart – Ricky Scott. According to police, the 55-year-old pervert has a long history of obscenity and indecent exposure charges. As a matter of fact, lisaznola posted an article about Scott in our forums back in 2008. When that particular article was posted, Scott already had 19 arrests under his belt – all for obscenity. The arrests, which date back to 1984, have netted Scott countless years of probation, a five-year suspended prison sentence and a total of 8-months behind bars. He will whip that thing out whenever and wherever he pleases – fast food restaurants, motel balconies, WalMart – it doesn’t matter. And he doesn’t care who his audience is either. Dude just can’t keep it in his pants. Knowing that, it’s no big surprise that he’s back in the news. This time he’s accused of jerkin’ off in the electronics department at WalMart. An off-duty Kenner police officer working a security detail was approached by a concerned shopper who informed him that it appeared as if Scott was crankin’ his shank while watching a young boy.…Continue Reading
SALINAS, Calif. – Remember Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini? Jaded posted about them last week when they were arrested and charged with trying to sell their baby for $25 in a Walmart parking lot. Well since his arrest Fousek has been sitting in the Monterey County Jail. Thursday evening, other inmates got wind of why he was in jail after watching the evening news and decided to express their opinion. They did so by beating the crap out of him. The after effects were visible when he and Tomasini made their first court appearance on Friday. Seated away from the other inmates, Fousek displayed some stitches on his lip and an eye as red and swollen as a freshly fucked asshole. Police say he also suffered a couple broken ribs in the melee. He is now being held away from the general population. Also turns out that Fousek is no stranger to jail livin’. He has multiple drug-related convictions and has served jail terms for domestic violence and violating restraining orders involving his ex-wife.…Continue Reading
Salinas, CA – According to police, a couple of women were leaving a WalMart store Tuesday night when a man carrying a baby approached and asked if he could borrow their cell phone. The man, later identified as Patrick Fousek, struck up a conversation with the women and allegedly offered to sell them his 6-month-old daughter for $25. It came off like a joke at first, but Fousek persisted and kept saying, “No, I want to sell you the baby.” He even went so far as to place the infant in the arms of one of the women. The woman handed Fousek’s spawn back over to him and dialed 911. By the time officers arrived, Fousek and the child’s mother, who was waiting in the car, had driven off. Luckily, the women had the sense to note the make, model and plate number of the alleged baby broker’s vehicle. …Continue Reading
Albuquerque, NM - The greasy looking douchebag to the left is 54-year-old Terry Barns. The vile scrote is accused of molesting an 8-year-old girl inside the iT’Z Family Fun Center on May 17. According to authorities, Barns had been wandering around the restaurant for a couple of hours before he cornered the girl, who was at the center on a school field trip, in a ball pit. He allegedly pinned her down and kissed her while he grabbed her butt and touched her inner thigh. When the girl ran away, police say Barns started stroking himself. Somehow, dude managed to exit the restaurant unscathed. Four days later, however, he was arrested after exposing himself to a young girl while masturbating in the toy aisle at a local WalMart. He was behind bars on that charge when authorities rearrested him for the nasty incident at iT’Z. Police say Barns matched the description of the assailant captured on surveillance video at iT’Z. …Continue Reading
EDGEWATER, N.J. - In what police are describing a copycat crime, a 14-year-old girl has been charged with the using a Whole Foods public intercom system to instruct all blacks leave the store. This is identical to last month’s actions of another NJ teen who used a Walmart intercom to twice ask all blacks leave the store. That 16-year-old, like this girl, was charged with intimidation and harassment for his prank. After the girl made the announcement, the Whole Foods manager immediately had employees call police while keeping an eye on her. Police arrived quickly and placed her in custody. She and the 14-year-old boy she was with were released to their parents. Look, I’m not condoning what they did or saying that they should not be punished in some fashion…but isn’t intimidation and harassment going a bit overboard? Let me know what you think.…Continue Reading
Columbus, Ohio – I so tried to get this story up on Friday, but shit just didn’t work out that way. But man, oh man, just when you think you have heard it all on this site you come across a story about an elderly man punching random kids at a Wal-mart.
Sixty-eight-year-old Ralph Conone was arrested at a Columbus Walmart Wednesday after a mother busted him popping her kid in the back of the head when she wasn’t looking. After her crying son told her what Conone had done, she followed him outside and brought him back into the store.
Police were called, surveillance footage reviewed, and sure enough, Conone could be seen punching multiple kids in the back of the head when their guardians were not looking. To make matters worse, he would punch them with keys protruding between his fingers.
Conone finally admitted to his actions and told investigators he had been doing this since January. The reason? It got him excited. “He stated that he does this because of the excitement of being able to do it and get away with it with the parents right there,” said Sgt.…Continue Reading
Houston, Texas – Portia Thompson, 20, is fighting for her life in a Memorial Hermann Hospital after being run over in a Walmart parking lot on the day before Thanksgiving. Police are looking for the driver of a Dodge Durango who was fighting with Thompson over a parking space before the driver of the SUV ran over her. Her brother, who was in the car with her at the time, states that, “He tells my little sister to get out of the car. She didn’t get out of the car, so they get out with blades. They’re waving their knives.” After she eventually got out of the car, “the SUV pulls around and rams her,” said her brother. Continue on to watch 30 minutes of raw video that shows a memorial held at the Wal-Mart parking lot as well as her brother giving a detailed description of what happened that day. Deservedly or not, the race card is thrown on the table as well. On a more personal note, if I am ever killed in a Walmart parking lot, do NOT hold a memorial service there.…Continue Reading