UPDATE: Dennis Erik William Becker, 41, has been charged with first-degree statutory sexual offense and second-degree kidnapping.

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Concord, NC - This week’s Weekly Wal-Mart Weirdo is an as-yet unidentified man in his 40s who sexually assaulted an 8-year-old boy at a North Carolina supercenter on Sunday evening.  The boy was in a [...]

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Surveillance Video Still Shot of Unidentified Pedophile
Spartanburg, SC  - An elderly man shuffled around  the Dorman Centre Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon, aimlessly looking at things and walking back and forth near the front of the store.  When asked if he needed help, the man said he couldn’t find his car, and went outside to sit [...]

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Jacksonville, FL and Charlotte, NC - Raymundo Castaneda, 30, likes to go to Wal-Mart to play Guitar Hero in the video game aisle.  He also likes murder.  For the last eight months, he’s been on the run from Charlotte police after killing a man over a soccer game.   But Friday morning, Castaneda’s Guitar Hero habit [...]

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Lovejoy, GA - If you’re headed to the Lovejoy Wal-Mart in Georgia, better watch your ass. The suburban Atlanta community has a butt-biter in their midst.  Said butt-biter is an unidentified fifteen-year-old middle school student who has sunk his teeth into the asses of at least ten women.

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Orlando, Fla. - If enough bad shit cannot already happen to you while shopping at Wal-Mart, one woman experienced more than long lines, rude customers and absent employees. This woman happened to meet with David Welker, 24. Welker had been waiting in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart for 30 minutes when this woman arrived [...]

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