Teen Beaten In Wal-Mart By Four Thugs In Case of Mistaken Identity
June 12, 2010 at 12:30 pm by Morbid
CLERMONT, Fla. – As two teens were leaving a Walmart, one was chased back in by a group of people looking to kick his ass. They had mistakenly identified him as someone who had snitched and caused on of their friends to go to jail for a few years. The victim’s attempt at finding safety inside the Wal-Mart store proved to be a mistake as he was chased inside by the thugs and then cornered behind the customer service counter he jumped over. He was then knocked to the ground and subsequently punched, kicked and stomped on by the four individuals while employees looked on unable to do much about it. Even though the beating was brutal (which you can watch after the break) the 18-year-old only suffered minor injuries. Police have two suspects in custody and arrest warrants are out on two others. Two men, one woman and a teen are now facing burglary with a battery therein and simple battery charges.…
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Fort Pierce, FL- On May 28, a loss prevention official at the Wal-Mart Super-center was notified about a customer eating deli food by the back dairy section. Using a closed circuit television system, the loss prevention official told police she located a woman, 29-year old Lynn M. Burghart, with a bottle of orange juice, a bag of fried chicken and a container of mac & cheese. Burghart was watched as she guzzled down the OJ, threw the container in the trash and then grabbed another bottle and began drinking it. Burghart then walked over to the women’s clothing area where she met up with her 74-year old grandmother. Burghart gave the bag of fried chicken (estimated value of $5.85) to her grandmother, who stashed it on the side of her wheelchair. Burghart then hid the orange juice in the rear of her grandmother’s wheelchair and pushed the chair toward a front door. The loss prevention official stopped them as they exited through the grocery doors. Both women admitted that they had stole the merchandise.…
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Cape Coral, FL - Demonites, meet Christina Cifaldi. Stunningly beautiful, isn’t she? It’s amazing what a little hard living and a lot of meth can do to a woman’s looks. Why is this delicate flower is gracing the illustrious pages of the Dreamin’ Demon, you ask? According to Wal-Mart employees, Little Miss Sunshine here grabbed approximately $163 in clothing off the racks, entered a dressing room, pissed all over the merchandise and left the store. Huh. That’s odd, even by Wal-Mart standards. What those same employees can’t tell us is why. Personally, I’m torn between weak bladder and disgruntled former employee. Then again, she may just be a freaky tweak. It wasn’t too hard to track her down – hell, Scooby and his gang could’a figured it out before the first commercial break. The idiot left her wallet, which contained her driver’s license, in the dressing room with the soiled clothing. She should get at least 20 lashings for stupidity alone. Charged with criminal mischief and property damage, 22-year-old (yes, I said 22) Christina has already been released on $500 bail.…
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St. Petersburg, FL - What is it about Wal-Mart that makes some men totally lose all sense of morals and rationality? We have many stories here at the Dreamin’ Demon about men who stalk the aisles and bathrooms of Wal-Mart with the sole intent of ruining someone’s day to appease their own sick and twisted desires. Is it the lighting? The crowd? The odor? Really, I’d love to know. Let’s add Hugh Thompson to the ever-growing list of Wal-Mart miscreants. Hugh, a registered sex offender, was arrested after he was caught annoying and harassing women at a Wal-Mart Supercenter. According to authorities and video surveillance, Hugh appeared to be “wandering” aimlessly through the store for about 30 minutes, but he wasn’t doing any shopping. What he was doing was trying to garner the attention of female shoppers by “continuously zipping and unzipping his pants” after approaching or walking past them. According to police, it seemed as though he was waiting for the women to turn around and catch him with his pants unzipped.…
Continue ReadingWoman Dies At Wal-Mart After Being Confronted For Shoplifting
January 21, 2010 at 10:53 am by Morbid
Conway, SC – Shortly after 8 p.m. Friday, two Walmart asset protection employees stopped Dorina Williams, 41, because they suspected her of shoplifting. Williams and her 16-year-old daughter Myiesha Williams then got into an altercation with the Wal-Mart employees. What exactly transpired at that point is not known, but the teen says that her mother attempted to give the employees the bag they wanted to see, but that they began choking her mother. She says she tried to tell the employees that her mother could not breathe. Williams collapsed during the struggle and was taken to Conway Medical Center where she was later pronounced dead. Deputy Coroner Tony Hendrick said she died of natural causes. Her family is now speaking to the press, and they are not real happy with Wal-Mart. …
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Titusville, FL – On December 20th, police received a call about an alleged kiddy-groper at a Wal-Mart store in Titusville. Caught on surveillance camera, it appeared the man was wandering through the store looking for a victim. After about 30 minutes of searching, pervy man was successful. He groped a 10-year-old girl, beat feet out of the store and drove away in a semi. On January 6th, Fort Pierce police were notified of a similar grope and run at the local Wal-Mart – the victim in that case an 11-year-old girl. Working together, the two police agencies were able to identify Roger Fincher, a registered sex offender, as the serial Wal-Mart molester. Fincher, 41, is registered in North Carolina and has three prior convictions for sex crimes against children under similar circumstances. Both counties issued a warrant for Fincher’s arrest. He was apprehended on Sunday and confessed to both crimes. The ass has been booked on charges of lewd and/or lascivious molestation and aggravated stalking.…
Continue ReadingCharles Avery Sr. Strangled His Step-Son To Get Back At His Wife
November 17, 2009 at 12:10 pm by Morbid
GERMANTOWN, Wisconsin - 37-year-old Charles Avey, Sr. walked into the sheriff’s department admitting that he had strangled his 14-year-old step-son to death. He was not lying. Police found Cody Reetz dead in a minivan parked in a Wal-mart parking lot. The motive? He was mad at his wife and wanted her to suffer like he says she has made him suffer. Police feel Avery’s actions were in response to domestic abuse charges his wife had filed on him stemming from a hammer attack. Court records show Avery has five felony counts pending against him, has a history of writing bad checks and a former wife filed a restraining order against him. Germantown police are recommending a first-degree intentional homicide charge and state the killing was premeditated. The sad thing about these types of stories is that Avery will get exactly what he wanted. If I were the mother of Cody, or the biological father, I would be technically insane at this point. …
Continue ReadingShoplifters Head-Butt, Abduct And Piss On Wal-Mart Security Guard
November 13, 2009 at 2:12 pm by Morbid
Muskegon — A male security guard busted two women stealing from a Wal-Mart on Halloween night. They were detained at the door after trying to get away with $45 in stolen merchandise that included curtains and makeup. The two women, Marilyn Cole, 35, and Rashieka L. Stewart, 23, were not going down without a fight, so they broke free and ran to their vehicle in the parking lot – the guard in pursuit. Stewart made it into the driver’s seat, but the guard was blocking the open passenger entry so that Stewart could not get in. The persistent Stewart then head-butted the guard, knocking him into the car. The 230 pound Stewart then sat on the guard as they drove away. The guard was able to get his phone and call 911, but not before Stewart pissed on him. If this act was on purpose or not has not been reported. They ended up across the street in another parking lot where they let the guard go, but would not get out themselves until forced to by police at gunpoint.…
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Collier County, FL - I love my job here at the Dreamin’ Demon – if I weren’t actively searching for stories to post, I would totally miss out on some of the hilarity that occurs in the good ‘ole US of A on a daily basis. Here we have Wal-Mart, public nudity, and dirty underwear all in the same story – what more could you possibly ask for? Meet Todd Napodano – he was airing out his junk in a Wal-Mart parking lot Monday afternoon, when a mother and her daughter happened to pass by his Chevy box van while searching for their own vehicle. When he noticed he had an audience, Todd allegedly stood up in the van and started shaking his hips, and the family jewels, in their general direction. Instead of laughing hysterically and pointing, like I would have done, the women called authorities. When officers rolled onto the scene about an hour later, Todd was still there in the back of his van, all nekkid and stuff, and still in plain view of the public.…
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BEDFORD, Pennsylvania - Fifty-six-year-old Evelyn Border and her 35-year-old daughter, Tina Griekspoor, stole two Wal-mart gift cards from a 9-year-old girl who had set them down while an employee helped her.
One was for $50, the other for $30. They then attempted to use them twice before being caught. Their punishment for their crime? They had to stand outside the courthouse for 4 1/2 hours Tuesday each holding signs that read: “I stole from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday! Don’t steal or this could happen to you!”
Because they did this, Bedford County District Attorney Bill Higgins says he’ll ask for probation instead of jail when they plead guilty to the theft.
I know some people are out there right now spouting that the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. That humiliation is cruel and unusual and that these people were obviously desperate. I say so fucking what? A lot of people on hard times right now not out stealing from other people. Besides, I think a bit of public shaming goes a long way and is a much better deterrent than 30 days in jail or some probation.…
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Fort Worth, TX – People will never cease to amaze me. I know I’ve said it before, and I’m gonna say it again – just when I think I’ve seen it all, heard it all, read it all – along comes another story that makes me say, “What. The. Hell.” Last Monday, a 77-year-old woman was roused from her slumber by the sound of her doorbell ringing at about 1:30 a.m. When she got to the door, the person on the other side forced his way in by kicking it in. Once inside, the man grabbed the woman by the arm, forced her into a chair, and proceeded to jack off in front of her. Then the fucker demanded that the woman get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. Oh no he didn’t! …
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Boise, Idaho – Kyle Cameron Dennis, 37, is a math teacher and varsity boys basketball coach at Capital High School who has been arrested on a misdemeanor charge of obscene live conduct in a public place. Basically, he got busted “knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a store with an erection.” If this had been a one time thing, I would be crying foul. But Kyle seems to find himself in this situation a lot. Once in February of this year, and twice in June. These stores included a Costco as well as a Walmart. Boise School Board placed him on paid administrative leave Monday, pending the outcome of his court case, District Spokesman Dan Hollar said.…
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WESTMINSTER, Colorado – On September 19th, witnesses inside a Walmart in Westminster say they saw Kevin Salyers sexually assault a young girl, pick her up and try to flee the store. I say “try” because Kevin never made it out of the store. This was due to 22-year-old Cameron Aulner, who was working the Comcast table at the front of the store. He heard people yelling for someone to stop 34-year-old Salyers, but since no one was doing so, he tackled Salyers himself and helped hold him there until police arrived. Oh, forgot to mention, Aulner is in a wheelchair. “It was something that happened so fast, I didn’t even think about it,” Aulner said Tuesday. “I’m not a hero. I just did what you’re supposed to do.” Yeah man, you really did. Read on to check out some video.…
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Fort Smith, Arkansas – Not much on this one yet, but Cody and Kenny (also a Wal-Mart employee), both 20, played a prank at a Fort Smith Wal-Mart that may end up not being worth the laughs they got. They removed a promotional DVD and loaded a pornographic DVD into a player that was shown on over six screens in the store. It played for several minutes before management turned it off after being notified by a customer. Ha Ha Ha, right? Yeah, I thought it was kinda lame myself. Anyway, their prank has them learning some legal lessons about Arkansas and obscenity laws after they were identified from surveillance footage shown on a local Crime Stopper’s broadcast. They were arrested and are now facing felony charges of displaying an obscene film. I looked up Arkansas law in regards to displaying an obscene film and it looks like they are both facing fines up to $2,000 and a possible 1 to 5 years in prison. People, seriously, it pays to check the possible legal ramifications of a prank if caught, even lame ones like this.…
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STONE MOUNTAIN, Georgia. – While in a Stone Mountain Wal-Mart, Sonya Mathews was dealing with her crying 2-year-old. Fellow customer, 61-year-old Roger Stephens doesn’t like crying children much and felt that Sonya was not dealing with situation correctly. He told the mother that if he did not shut the kid up, he would do it himself. When the child would not stop crying, Stephens slapped the kid several times in the face remarking, “See, I told you I would shut her up.” Customers held him at teh scene until police arrived and he has been charged with felony cruelty to children and being held in the Gwinnett County Detention Center without bond.…
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Memphis, Tennessee–I bring to you, today, a story of fail. We have Camilla Fields, 26, and Stacey Cleaves, also 26. The two women hit their local Wal-Mart for a shopping shoplifting spree. With them, they had Cleaves’ two-month old infant…he was their ‘cover.’ Fields, under the guise of changing the baby’s diaper, entered a bathroom and began shoving her five-finger discounts into old, previously used Wal-Mart bags. When confronted, she used the infant as a weapon.…
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CHERRYVILLE, N.C. - Here’s one for all you parents…a little story to freak you out bit the next time you at your local Wal-Mart. A mother and her 8-year-old aughter had just gotten in the car after a shopping trip at a Cherryville Wal-Mart when the little girl bursts into tears. She informed her mother that while they were in the store, a man had been jacking off in front of her. The man turned out to be a registered sex offender by the name of Paul Hicks, 47, who had already served 6 years after being convicted on three counts of indecent liberties with a child in 2001.…
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Naples, FL–Wal-Mart; the land of long lines, empty shelves, and overworked disgruntled employees. It seems that every single week, there is a story or two about crazy shit going down at the local Wal-Mart. We have crazed shoppers, butt-biters, pedophiles, Guitar Hero lovin’ murderers. Now we have Donald Bohn; a lonely weirdo who hangs out at his local Wal-Mart dressed in a Santa shirt and hat, talking to anyone who will listen, about his package and his ability to please women. *gags*…
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UPDATE: Dennis Erik William Becker, 41, has been charged with first-degree statutory sexual offense and second-degree kidnapping.
Say cheese you pervy bastard
Concord, NC – This week’s Weekly Wal-Mart Weirdo is an as-yet unidentified man in his 40s who sexually assaulted an 8-year-old boy at a North Carolina supercenter on Sunday evening. The boy was in a stall in the men’s restroom at the I-85 and Dale Earnhardt Boulevard Wal-Mart in Cabarrus County. …
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Surveillance Video Still Shot of Unidentified Pedophile
Spartanburg, SC - An elderly man shuffled around the Dorman Centre Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon, aimlessly looking at things and walking back and forth near the front of the store. When asked if he needed help, the man said he couldn’t find his car, and went outside to sit on a bench next to a female employee who was taking a break. He then struck up a conversation with the employee that got really weird, really fast.…
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