West Valley City, Utah- Emperatiz Meza-Reyna, 21, just can’t seem to keep her damn hands off of her 7-year old daughter. In January of 2008, she was arrested for abusing the girl when officers were called to a domestic dispute involving Meza-Reyna, her husband, and her daughter. Meza-Reyna admitted she had struck her daughter with a belt and biting her. The girl was taken to Primary Children’s Medical Center and released that same day to DCFS. Meza-Reyna was charged with four counts of second-degree felony child abuse, in addition to simple assault for that incident. She plead guilty to two amended charges of child abuse and was sentenced to 17 days in jail, placed on 36 months probation and ordered to take parenting classes and receive counseling. Obviously, none of that worked because her child-abusive mug is gracing the front page today. [Read more...]

Farmington, Utah Have you ever had an exciting weekend, gotten home and been too tired or lazy to clean out the cooler you toted along with you? Further: have you noticed that cooler a few days later as it sat out in the sun and decided to put it out of sight until you’ve a bit more time (and a more stable set of nerves) to deal with the impending doom that lurks inside? Now, so I don’t implicate anyone, I will say that I have “seen” a honey-do list that has included the cleaning of the cooler only have the creator of that list retrieve the thing a year later, and be left thoroughly disgusted and minus a plastic thing to tote. I suppose it could have been worse. The rotting items inside were of the processed variety and not a decomposing baby. [Read more...]

Salt Lake City, UT – What on earth would possess a couple of grown ass men to knock the crap out of their elderly grandmother? A grandmother, who I’m sure, is supporting their loser asses? A couple of thug wannabe’s, the Hansen brothers, that’s who. Here we have MichaelMichael reviews, 20, and Christopher, 22 — both live with their grandma and both are accused of not only beating up their grandmother, but pissing on her afterward. Really guys, what the fuck? It takes two of you to take down one 66-year-old lady? And, while she’s in the shower, no less. Authorities believe the whole thing started when Christopher forced his way into the bathroom… [Read more...]

Cedar City, Utah–With friends like Zachary King, one doesn’t need enemies. A helmet and adequate medical insurance would be a good thing to have on hand though. In what police are calling a ‘bizarre case,’ Zachary, for whatever reason, flipped the hell out and attacked a couple of his friends, while they slept, with a ‘household tool.’  [Read more...]

Naples, Utah–Some people will do anything for a quick easy buck, or a fuck, or even a 12-pack of suds. Arron Harrison, 21, was recently approached by a 17-year-old female acquaintance of his…she had a proposition. See, this girl is in a bit of a bind–she’s 7 months pregnant and has decided that she doesn’t want to have a baby. So, she asked Harrison to forcefully beat that child out of her womb, in exchange for something. Harrison, obviously lacking in common sense, agreed. [Read more...]

Catherine Cates

Millcreek, UT-The *ahem* loverly lady gracing our front page today is 30-year old Catherine Cates. She enjoys helping young teenage boys with their homework. Her favorite subject? Why… sexual education, of course.

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Robert Lavern Davison Jr.

Salt Lake City, Utah–Parents, want to get it across to your teens that things, and people, on the internet aren’t always what they seem? Print out a picture of Prince Charming here, and tape it to your computer. That should be enough to scare any child away from a chat room. Robert Lavern Davison Jr., the nasty beast, is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon because he wanted to hook up with a 13-year-old girl.

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…so he beat the shit out of her puppy.

Anthony Spidle (MyspaceMySpace)

Salt Lake City, Utah–Anthony Spidle, 21, and his girlfriend broke up several months ago. Being such a nice guy and all, he agreed to take care of her puppy when she moved into a home that doesn’t allow pets. That puppy is a 6-month-old golden lab/pit bull mix named Gabrielle. Spidle got a bug up his butt over the weekend, got pissed at the ex, and beat the shit out of Gabrielle.

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Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman (MyspaceMySpace)

Tooele, UT–Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman has a really long name, and really freaky eyes, and damn, WTF is up with his nose? Orion needs a new hobby…an activity that will keep him away from pygmy goats.

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Barton 'Diaper Boy' Bagnes

Salt Lake City, UT–Meet 31-year-old Barton Jason Lewis Bagnes, a.k.a. Diaper Boy. Looks harmless enough, right? Maybe so, but he’s a little strange. You see, Barton likes to wear diapers…not adult diapers, mind you, but baby diapers. And, Barton wants people to see him in his diaper, and by people, I mean young children.

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Jason R. Arias

Provo, UT–I have a recommendation for some of you ladies out there who are thinking about letting the current penis babysit your children. Since love is blind and you are 100% certain that your boyfriend would never, ever lay a hand on your child, invest in a good punching bag…I think you can pick one up for about $30. That way, when the current penis throws a fit and needs to release some aggression, maybe he will choose the punching bag over your precious child.

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Heather Lynn Best

Provo, UT–Demonites and Denizens…we all get a little crazy around the holidays, right? I bet everyone has a story to tell. Heather Best? She has quite a tale to tell. A tale of meth, some nekkid hyjinx, a dash of havoc with a pinch of mayhem, and topped off with a good bite.

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Iron County, UT – Luis Miguel Macedo, 21, last logged on to his MySpace profile (private) FridayFriday reviews. “LUISITO-LICIOUS” refers to his status as “loved,” but based on what happened the following day, maybe he wasn’t feeling loved enough…or perhaps he didn’t think he was getting the right kind of loving. [Read more...]

Mary Matilda Heath and Sekoa Aiona

Eagle Mountain, UT – A nine-year-old girl saved her brother’s life on Tuesday evening when she made a twelve-foot drop from a second-story bathroom window.  The little girl was found outside the home, naked except for panties and some newspaper she was using to try to cover herself and keep warm.  A neighbor called police, and now the little girl and her 8-year-old brother have been rescued from the home they shared with their aunt, Mary Matilda Heath, and Heath’s boyfriend, Sekoa Aiona. [Read more...]