SPOKANE, Washington – Caroline Francis was sitting at a light after leaving the YMCA last week when a large van with three men pulled up beside her and asked her to roll down her window. The passenger began asking for directions to a particular street. She tried giving them instructions, but started getting suspicious when they kept asking her questions. Their true intent became apparent when the light turned green. That’s when the passenger leaned out of his window and poured a 20-ounce bottle full of piss in her face. “I know this is really gross but I thought it was water and then I could smell it and it was all over me and I was freaking out shaking,” Carolinecaroline reviews said. “It got all over me, in my eye, in my mouth, all over my car.” Um. GAG. [Read more...]

Lowell, Massachusetts- Acting on a tip, police paid a visit to the apartment of 27 year old Kirsten Paquette and discovered her 3 year old son had been locked in a sweltering and filthy attic. The boy was completely nude, covered in his own urine, feces, and vomit with his forehead dappled with several small bumps. The attic, which officers estimated it’s temperature to be over 100 degrees, had only one window which was nailed shut and the door to the room was locked. The walls were finger-painted with feces and outside the attic was a nasty mattress covered with hundreds of flies. Police said the stench of the place was overwhelming and the boy kept repeating the word “downstairs”. [Read more...]

Jeffersonville, IN – When you are a creepy old janitor, chances are, your co-workers are not gonna like it when you put the moves on them.  Let’s face it.  You are old, you are creepy, and you are a janitor.  When one of the clerks at the Clark County courthouse filed a complaint and reported that Stephen Thompson, a 2nd shift employee, was calling her “sweetheart” and hugging her inappropriately, he was asked to stop or he would be fired.  Instead of taking the rejection like a man and leaving the woman alone, he retaliated.  How?  By pissing on her chair. [Read more...]

Fort Wayne, Indiana I imagine it’s extremely difficult to be a conscientious DCS employee and manage to keep your ass out of jail. It must be a balancing act composed of restraint and resourcefulness. Those employees who are an attribute to their profession seems to go to any length to make a difference in children’s lives. The bad ones seem to lend a helping hand with destroying them. And as I sit here attempting to write up this story I have to wonder just how in the hell these DCS case workers kept from turning on Amanda Alvather and not beating the living shit right out of her for what she did to her children. [Read more...]

Hawthorne, Florida–A Boy Scout is loyal–true to his family, friends, Scout leaders, school, and nation. A Boy Scout is friendly–a friend to all, a brother to other Scouts, understanding of others, and respectful to those with ideas and customs different than his own. A Boy Scout is kind–he understands there is strength in being gentle, treats others as he wants to be treated, and does not hurt or kill harmless things without reason. Joseph Reid is a whole ‘nother kind of Boy Scout. And, because he had a hand in making a 12-year-old fellow Scout drink human piss, he will never again be allowed to call himself a Scout. [Read more...]

Florida – Hamill, 43, and his girlfriend got into an argument in the parking lot of a Sunoco gas station. The argument was over his girlfriend’s mother. While the exact details of the argument are not known, the exchange got Hamill so mad, he dumped a container of his own urine on the head of his girlfriend. He has now been arrested on simple battery charges.

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Colorado – I wish the title was as deranged as it gets, but this story is on so many levels of fucked up, I quit counting. Joseph S. Cardillo, 47, pleaded not guilty to charges of sex assault on a child by a person in position of trust and a pattern of assaulting the girl during the brief hearing in Boulder County District Court. Cardillo is free on a $100,000 bond. He is accused of using a sex toy on an 8-year-old as well as, get this, drinking her urine.
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