Urine Trouble Julie Hubbard!

DeLand, Florida - When I was just a little Jaded, I wanted to grow up and become a cop. I dreamed of saving the world with my shiny gun and my big-ass flashlight. Now that I’m almost all grown up, I realize that I never would have made it past the first week – I would have had a run-in with the likes of the lovely Julie Hubbard and I would have totally lost my shit. The arrest report would have read, “The cracked bitch spit on my leg, and that’s when I pulled out my big-ass flashlight and lit up her insides. The end.” Julie turned what could have been a simple ticket and a fine into a sputum flinging, name calling, law enforcement officer threatening, clusterfuck. [Read more...]

Two Thug Wannabe’s Put A Hurtin’ On Grandma

Salt Lake City, UT – What on earth would possess a couple of grown ass men to knock the crap out of their elderly grandmother? A grandmother, who I’m sure, is supporting their loser asses? A couple of thug wannabe’s, the Hansen brothers, that’s who. Here we have MichaelMichael reviews, 20, and Christopher, 22 — both live with their grandma and both are accused of not only beating up their grandmother, but pissing on her afterward. Really guys, what the fuck? It takes two of you to take down one 66-year-old lady? And, while she’s in the shower, no less. Authorities believe the whole thing started when Christopher forced his way into the bathroom… [Read more...]

Urine Big Trouble Now, Thomas Schultz

Sheboygan, Wisconsin–It all started in July 2007, when a woman, who I will dub Ms. X, discovered she had been the victim of a rather disgusting intruder. What tipped her off? Well, someone had pawed through the frillies in her underwear drawer, and, more disturbingly, someone had urinated on several items of clothing in her hamper. She reported her discovery to the police. In September of that same year, Ms. X contacted authorities again after she happened upon even more defiled clothing in her home. This time, the intruder had the audacity to walk across her freshly-vacuumed carpet, leaving his footprints behind. Another phone call to police in NovemberNovember reviews 2008 – Ms. X told police that as she was walking in the back door of her home, she heard someone exiting through the front door. Unfortunately, she didn’t see who it was.  [Read more...]