Missing: My Life

This post is to inform everyone that my life is missing. I have no idea where the hell it went, but it got away from me at some point. I have a sneaking suspicion that it disappeared somewhere between the first article I published here at dreamindemon.com and my 1000th! That’s right you fucking ungrateful deviants. Morbid has posted OVER 1000 articles here at D’D as of today. If that is not one sad, sad statistic to brag about, I don’t know what is. So thanks to all of you readers and participants, it has been a very interesting experience. Hope the next 1000 are no different. And let me use this time to mention some quick site shit. First, let me remind you all of our TwitterTwitter, MyspaceMySpace and FacebookFacebook accounts. Follow, Friendfriend reviews or whatever. Also, we got a site upgrade coming up along with some new faces joining on. Lastly, sorry for the auto Mucinex ad. Nothing I can do about it at the moment, but Jaded likes it (seriously) and does not want me to do a thing with it. She’sShe reviews a freak like that. My hand is tired from patting myself on the back, so I will end this with a thanks to all of you who keep coming back to read this train wreck. But I think you all need professional help. [Read more...]

We Want Your Soul

Happy Saturday! We are still looking for writers. We got a ton of requests, but at this point we still have not signed on any people to the team. While we appreciate the enthusiasm of some of you, it really helps more if we could see a little of your work or at the very least, an example. Write something up, whether it is a news story or a review on anything you want and let us see it. If anyone contacted us about this and did not get a response, we apologize as we respond back to everyone – even those of you whose writing sucked worse than ours – but it is possible you slipped through the cracks or in the case of one person, your email provider is blocking emails from us.  So if you are interested in writing for free while selling your soul to Satan, let us know. Now, for some more details…
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A Domino’s Hired Two Idiots

Conover, NC – It’s been playing all over my local news. Two employees of a Conover, NC Domino’s filmed themselves doing some pretty nasty shit to some food they were preparing. One of them then decided to post the video on YoutubeYouTube. Now Kristy Hammonds Thompson, 31, and Michael Setzer, 32 have been fired and arrested on felony food contaminating charges.

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