Conway, S.C.- Every man has his own preferences in what they like about their ladies. While some men prefer blonds, others prefer brunettes, and brave ones go for redheads. I’ve heard some men say that big boobs are better and some believe a handful is plenty. Even 50-year old Rodell Vereen has his own unique preferences about the ladies he chooses to get a little action from. Vereen likes his females to have long muscular legs, large teeth, and a big ol’ booty with a swishy tail. Whether the mare is in season or not, I don’t think it really matters to this wanna-be stallion. Unfortunately for him, it does matter to the horse’s owner and she put a stop to his nightly horse-play when she caught him behind her barn. [Read more...]

Dayton, Texas – I can’t think of a better description of these two.  Just their mugshots alone has given me a dueling banjos earworm that I can’t seem to shake.  These guys make the Squidbillies look like an educational animated program for preschoolers.  The only thing that is keeping me from laughing out loud is the fact that these fucknuts delivered a couple of shotgun blasts to two vehicles full of “trespassers” and ended up killing a 7 year old.

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Memphis, TN- I have never tried any brand of Kentucky Bourbon. Now, after reading about 46-year old Karen Sims and her crazy-assed drunk display on MarchMarch reviews 25, 2009, I think my lightweight ass will stick with beer. I know this is not one of the usual crimes we front page here on the Dreamin’ Demon, but being it is April 1, I thought the story of a drunk fool would be appropriate.

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George Bartusek Jr.

Cape Coral, FL–Meet 51-year-old George Bartusek Jr. On Wednesday, Romeo here was caught getting his freak on in the parking lot of a Publix grocery store. Oh yeah, Bartusek was getting hot and heavy with his ladies while others watched…some in horror, some in amusement. And yes, I said ladies–plural. What a stud! You go George!

A little public display of affection is one thing, whipping out your wiener in front of soccer moms running errands with their kiddos, that’s another thing.

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Jose Cain Chicas

East Naples, FL–You’ve had a long, grueling day at work. You just want to get home…take off your shoes, throw on some comfy clothes. Maybe read a few chapters or even take a relaxing nap before dinner. You head for your room, you just can’t wait to jump in between those sheets and WTF? There’s a homeless drunk guy in your bed. Don’t you just hate when that happens?

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