WESTFORD, MA - Police have charged 18-year-old Kelsey Gallagher with trespassing after Gallagher dived head first into a someone’s empty pool a little after midnight Monday, and ended up with a spinal injury, a fractured skull and a broken wrist.
According to Westford Police Department spokesman Capt. Victor Neal, police were called to a North Main Street home around 12:30 a.m. where they found Gallagher in the pool unconscious and breathing. Her friend, 20-year-old Alexis Mcauliffe, was there as well and told police the pair had been out looking for pools to swim in.
“It appears from the investigation that Gallagher dove head first into the empty pool,” Neal wrote in a press release. “Also alcohol may have been a factor in this incident but no alcohol was found at the scene.”
After Gallagher took her header, Mcauliffe banged on the door of the pool’s owner, begging for help. He immediately called 911 and then went to check on Gallagher. “Seeing someone at the bottom of the pool like that. That time of night. It was dark, didn’t really know what was going on.…Continue Reading
Cincinnati, Ohio – My mother has taught me many things in life – some positive, others negative. One thing that sticks in my mind after learning about the two women in this story, is a saying my mom liked to threaten me with: “I better not catch you doing *insert action here* because I will *insert punishment here*.” As I grew up, I was able to read between the lines and what I learned from the above statement is: “When doing the crime, HAVE NO WITNESSES!”
Precious Allen’s mother apparently did not teach her that. Or maybe she can’t read between the lines. You see, Allen, along with friend Dawn Brunner and her 14-year old daughter, reportedly busted into a classroom of Withrow High School last week – police say the women gained entrance to the school by knocking on the door until a student opened it – the trio proceeded to ignore the many warnings of checking into the office and walked into a classroom.
Allen started arguing with the 15-year old victim in the classroom.…Continue Reading
Meet Lawrence Adamczyk – he made his first appearance here at the D’D in June of 2011, when he was accused of exposing himself and groping men at the X-Sport Fitness Club in St. Charles.
Larry (not even gonna try and type dude’s last name more than once… it’s like a tongue twister for my fingers) was apparently found guilty in that case, as a recent update mentions he was paroled in December of 2012 and was being monitored electronically. The same update also points out that Larry had previous arrests dating back to 2005, all similar and sexual in nature. But for whatever reason, he was not required to register as a sex offender.
Larry was confronted by security personnel at Riverside Brookfield High School Saturday morning while wandering about in a hallway that was closed and off-limits because of a boys’ swim meet, police said. The police were called and responding officers found Larry sitting on the bleachers, watching the competition.…Continue Reading
A Rankin Pennsylvania cop is scheduled for a preliminary hearing today because he allegedly broke into his neighbor’s home to do laundry.
The neighbor called police after noting that his electric bill was unusually high even though he had not actually been living in the home for months. Upon returning to the house to investigate, the man found the dryer running.
Inside the dryer was a load of clothing that included the police uniform of Officer Jason Rocco, as well as his Marine Corps t-shirts.
Investigating officers believe that Rocco broke into the home using the back door, but when questioned, Rocco said that the door was already broken and that he “just had to do some laundry.”
At the close of interview Avalon police say that Rocco requested his clothing back from investigators.
Officer Rocco was charged with trespassing and criminal mischief. He was arraigned on May 19 and was released on his own recognizance.…Continue Reading
Salt Lake City, UT - A robbery attempt went south after a store clerk with a crowbar tested the resolve of a perpetrator who claimed to have a gun. The wannabe robber was apprehended a short time later after a police chase by car and foot.
According to police, Michael Gagon walked into a Fresh Market gas station convenience store and demanded money after saying he had a gun in his belt. Police said, in response, the female clerk produced a crowbar and told Gagon, “You’d better be a good shot.”
With his planned robbery now presumably streaming down his leg in both liquid and… well… semi-liquid form, the suspect fled the scene in a vehicle he had reportedly carjacked from a Papa John’s delivery guy. With no other pressing business to attend to, the clerk made a note of Gagon’s vehicle and called police.
News reports said Gagon ended up on a dead end street with police in pursuit. Police said that he abandoned the vehicle and went into a residential area on foot.…Continue Reading
The woman told police she left her house for about 25 minutes Monday evening, and when she returned, the panty-clad man known to her as “Mike” was sitting on her couch watching a porn he had apparently brought into the home with him.
Mike, later identified as Michael Zullo, then asked the woman if she “wanted to party” and said that he had brought along some cocaine and marijuana.
Mike must have been butt-ugly — the woman declined his offer and called the police instead.
Denied, Mike removed the party pooper’s panties, tossed ‘em on the floor and exited the home, leaving his “party favors” in her kitchen.
Zullo, who reportedly admitted to being inside the woman’s home without her permission, was booked on charges of criminal trespass, possession of cocaine, possession of a small amount of marijuana, loitering and prowling at night and open lewdness.…Continue Reading
Greenwich Village, NY — Back in October, Jaded posted a story about Rayon McIntosh, the 31-year-old McDonald’s cashier caught on video beating two female customers after they jumped the counter and attacked him. Yesterday, a grand jury dismissed all charges against him.
The incident happened one morning when Rachel Edwards and Denise Darbeau, both 24, tried to pay for their food with a $50 bill. The pair became irate when McIntosh told the women he needed to scan their bill for authenticity before he could give them their food. During the argument that followed, Darbeau leans over the counter and slaps McIntosh across the face.
The two women then make their way behind the counter to continue their confrontation with McIntosh, but he introduces the women to his little friend — a metal rod. McIntosh starts swinging for the fences and both women go down faster than your teen daughter on her date to the prom. By time it’s over both women are writhing on the greasy floor, one with a fractured skull, wondering what year it is.…Continue Reading
Greenwich Village, NY — We’ve seen our fair share of McDonald’s beat-downs here at the Dreamin’ Demon, but this one has a bit of a twist to it. In this particular case, a male employee is accused of assaulting two female customers with some sort of metal rod after they verbally and physically assaulted him.
It all started at about 12:30 Thursday morning. The two women were fixin’ to pay for their order with a $50 bill. The male employee in question, 31-year-old Rayon McIntosh, told the women he needed to scan their bill for authenticity before giving them their food. This apparently displeased them. The women, identified as Denise Darbeau and Rachel Edwards, both 24, can be heard swearing at McIntosh, saying, “Do something about it, pussy.” And as is evident in the attached video, Darbeau leans over the counter and slaps McIntosh across the face. McIntosh then retreats into the back of the restaurant.
At that point, Darbeau vaults over the counter while her buddy walks around the side to confront McIntosh.…Continue Reading
The care packages began showing up outside the door of classroom 469 at Fort King Middle School on September 6th. On that day, he simply left behind a pile of poo. On his subsequent visits, Sept. 14, Sept. 19 and Sept. 27, the man not only left behind a pile of feces, but handwritten notes, too. On at least one occasion, a woman’s thong accompanied the steaming pile of excrement.
After the fourth incident, law enforcement officials set up a surveillance camera. The serial pooper did not disappoint.
Surveillance video shows a clean-cut white male approach the stoop at about 4:32 a.m. on Oct. 7. The man, armed with a roll of toilet paper, appeared to be a little spooked and left the area about three minutes later without making a deposit. But wait! What’s this? He reappears about a minute later and gets down to business, leaving behind a pile of crap and some sort of pamphlet.…Continue Reading
Orangeburg, SC — Police responded to an Orangeburg County home Saturday afternoon after a homeowner called to report that a naked stranger had attempted to break into his home – that same stranger reportedly hinted that he would maybe like to have sex with the homeowner’s wife.
The homeowner told deputies the unidentified nekkid man appeared at his back door at about 2:00 that afternoon, and with the aid of a stick, attempted to gain entry through the man’s back door.
At that point, the nekkid stranger reportedly pointed at the woman of the house and “started moving in a hunching motion.” Hunching. Heh.
The nekkid man then “crudely” informed the homeowner that he wanted to have sex with the woman, armed himself a bigger stick and threatened to “ram the door.”
While deputies were speaking with the homeowner, the still unidentified nekkid man approached from behind the house – after a bit of a struggle, the man was handcuffed and transported to the hospital for an examination.
Police believe the 33-year-old man may have been under the influence of drugs.…Continue Reading
South Windsor, CT – Heath Cain, a convicted felon, is back behind bars after police say he entered a woman’s home through an unlocked door Wednesday evening, stood over her bed as she slept and asked to use the restroom when she awoke to find his creepy ass staring at her.
“He said to me, ‘I’m not going to hurt you lady, I just want to use your bathroom,’” said homeowner Pamela Bowen. “I just prayed that I would be OK.”
Fully awake after the bizarre request, Bowen said she followed Cain through her home and into the kitchen, where he stopped to admire the pictures on her fridge before opening the door and helping himself to a nice, cool beverage.
Bowen told police Cain didn’t appear to be to be drunk or under the influence of drugs. Some of the things he said were incoherent, she said, and other times he seemed lucid.
She said she repeatedly asked him to leave the home, but was met with responses like, “Hey, I’d like to buy this house,” and “I used to live here with another family,” and “Someone dropped me off here,” and “Hey, I can’t find my car.” Not his exact words, mind you, but close enough.…Continue Reading
On April 10, police responded to the complex after receiving a report of a man masturbating outside of a woman’s apartment window. The man fled before police arrived and the woman was unable to provide a decent description of the alleged wanker because he was wearing a hooded sweatshirt at the time.
Officers returned to the complex earlier this month after receiving yet another report of the pervy peeper. Police say the woman in that instance was so traumatized by the event that she trembled and shook as she spoke with them.
And just this week, police were summoned to the apartment once again. This time, though, they caught the johnson juggler red-handed….
Anthony Johnson was spotted by officers as he was peering into a woman’s window late Wednesday night. He tried to beat a hasty retreat, but surrendered when he realized he was surrounded by Oregon City’s finest.…Continue Reading
The charges resulted from Manlove entering a 7-Eleven and handing the clerk a note which said “This is a robbery.” The clerk handed the man packs of cigarettes. A brief argument started when the clerk refused to return the robbery note. Manlove reportedly gave up and fled.
It turns out that Manlove’s note was written on the back of paperwork issued by the state Delaware Department of Corrections with Bruce Manlove’s name written on it, police said.
Police said that when officers responding to the call stopped the suspect a few blocks away, he was carrying 17 packs of Newport cigarettes.
“There are times when defendants make our jobs very easy, and this was one of those times,” said Capt. Tim Stump, Dover Police spokesman.
Manlove had been released from DOC custody on April 11. He is currrently being held in the Vaughn Correctional Center after failing to post $6,500 bail.…Continue Reading
The woman who lives in the apartment told police she heard loud noises coming from outside her apartment on the evening of March 14, and assumed the sounds were coming from landscapers working in the complex. As the noise grew louder and closer, she decided to investigate – it was then that she observed the chainsaw chewing through her front door.
She began to scream, of course, and quickly called 911. She grabbed her two pups and tossed them out onto a landing in the rear of the apartment. She then jumped from her second-story balcony and took off running.
When police arrived, they were told the chainsaw-wielding wacko was 28-year-old Strama, and officers reported finding a 20-inch chainsaw and a hatchet in his bedroom. Charged with trespassing and criminal damage to property, Strama was involuntarily committed to Highland Park Hospital before being returned to police custody.…Continue Reading
Ouachita Parish, LA - A woman called 911 Saturday morning to report that there was a strange nekkid man taking a bath in her backyard swimming pool – dude had even soaped up. Not only did the nekkid man muck up her pool, he also reportedly humped a glass patio door. Hell…who hasn’t? When police arrived on scene, they found the stranger in question, 32-year-old Matthew Hicks, walking down the driveway wearing nothing but his birthday suit and a pair of black rubber boots. Seriously, why was no one filming this shit? When confronted, Hicks told officers he had no idea how he ended up in the woman’s pool – he was from Arizona and his vehicle had been towed prior to the bubbly incident. He did eventually own up to the deed, and when asked why he committed the lewd act upon the patio door, his response was, “She saw me?” Hicks has been booked on one count of exposing his genitals in public and one count of trespassing.…Continue Reading
Meriden, Conn. – Three teens were seriously injured after being caught trespassing inside the abandoned Undercliff Institution. The facility used to be a place to house dying children, and – as is usually the case with creepy, abandoned medical facilities – it’s supposedly haunted. Police say the trio may have considered themselves amateur ghost hunters. When deputies arrived at around 12:45 a.m. Tuesday, the boys pulled a Wile E. Coyote when they took off running into the woods and over the edge of a cliff. Though their injuries were not life-threatening, they were serious enough for one of the boys to use their cell phone to call police on themselves for help. I think the police may have simply followed the swath of shit the boys left, but I’m not sure. The unnamed teens were taken to the hospital and issued infractions for simple trespass. On the upside, the story of these three boys will be told in future Underhill urban legends, describing how three boys once broke into Underhill only to be found dead later, their naked bodies tied together in a knot and covered in the bloody handprints of children. …Continue Reading
Jacksonville, AR - Heather Proffitt was on a mission – she needed to find some pee. Not just any pee, she needed a cup of clean, drug-free pee. Where better to search than an elementary school? On Wednesday morning, after having breakfast with her step-daughter at Jacksonville Elementary School, Proffitt allegedly entered the school restroom and asked several children, some as young as six, to urinate in a cup for her. The children later told police that Proffitt was literally begging. According to the police report, after several students rejected her, Proffitt approached a second grader and told her “it will be our little secret.” She was able to secure a clean sample from at least one child. The police were contacted after students notified a teacher about the crazy lady hanging out in the bathroom with a cup. Principal Sonya Whitfield says Proffitt used to work in the cafeteria so she’s not a stranger to students. “We try to plan for everything,” she said. “But there are just those things you don’t expect.” No shit, huh?…Continue Reading
Conway, S.C.- Every man has his own preferences in what they like about their ladies. While some men prefer blonds, others prefer brunettes, and brave ones go for redheads. I’ve heard some men say that big boobs are better and some believe a handful is plenty. Even 50-year old Rodell Vereen has his own unique preferences about the ladies he chooses to get a little action from. Vereen likes his females to have long muscular legs, large teeth, and a big ol’ booty with a swishy tail. Whether the mare is in season or not, I don’t think it really matters to this wanna-be stallion. Unfortunately for him, it does matter to the horse’s owner and she put a stop to his nightly horse-play when she caught him behind her barn.…Continue Reading
Dayton, Texas – I can’t think of a better description of these two. Just their mugshots alone has given me a dueling banjos earworm that I can’t seem to shake. These guys make the Squidbillies look like an educational animated program for preschoolers. The only thing that is keeping me from laughing out loud is the fact that these fucknuts delivered a couple of shotgun blasts to two vehicles full of “trespassers” and ended up killing a 7 year old.…Continue Reading
Memphis, TN- I have never tried any brand of Kentucky Bourbon. Now, after reading about 46-year old Karen Sims and her crazy-assed drunk display on March 25, 2009, I think my lightweight ass will stick with beer. I know this is not one of the usual crimes we front page here on the Dreamin’ Demon, but being it is April 1, I thought the story of a drunk fool would be appropriate.