Charles Kazmir Was Caught Peeping With His Pants Down

BRUSLY, Louisiana – A family began to suspect that someone was peeping into the window of their 16-year-old’s daughter’s bedroom window. They initially thought it may just be kids playing a prank, but to be on the safe side they contacted police. A hidden camera was installed outside the home to hopefully capture the culprit(s) the family felt had been lurking around the home. What they ended up recorded was equal parts disturbing, pathetic and hilarious. Well, hilarious to me. What they captured was 22-year-old Charles Kazmir peeping into the teen’s window. With his pants off. Jacking off. Charles Kazmir later admitted to looking into the girl’s bedroom and bathroom windows on seven different occasions. Kazmir has been charged with seven counts of criminal trespassing, obscenity, voyeurism, peeping tom and criminal mischief. I am sure his parents are extremely proud of their son and any chance he may have had scoring with chicks in his area just fell about a bazillion points. [Read more...]

The Son Of God Arrested In Connecticut

Manchester, CT- In case you’ve missed it, the devil himself was arrested just last week and SoJaded shared with us the news of his capture here. I don’t know if it was because the son of God was reading the Dreamin’Demon that day and maybe, just possibly, got a wee bit jealous over all the publicity that attention-whore Lucifer was getting, but Tuesday morning he decided it was time to make his presence known. Maybe he prophesized that  Taz would find this story, post it in our forums, and  it would quickly make it here to the front page so all of you would know that he, too, is alive and well. Okay, he’s not really that well.  [Read more...]