Orion Stoltman Is A Goatnapping Juggaho

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Tooele, UT–Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman has a really long name, and really freaky eyes, and damn, WTF is up with his nose? Orion needs a new hobby…an activity that will keep him away from pygmy goats.

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Alicia Ann Blood Has Anger Issues

Tooele, UT – I’m sure that last Tuesday, Alicia Ann Blood did not think her evening would end in jail.  I’m all but certain she did not plan to attack her teenage son with a skateboard, or to run him down with her car.  But Alicia Ann Blood, 38, apparently has anger issues.  And last Tuesday, Blood lost her temper. [Read more...]