Donnishia Peterson Blamed It On The Fan

Dayton, OH – Before I left the hospital with each and every one of my spawn, I was schooled and lectured on the how-to’s of taking care of the shiny new little human. I was given pamphlets, books, advice, etc. To this day, my spawn are all teens now, I remember being told about bath time. “Mom,” the nurse said. “When bathing the precious darling, always remember to test the water first. You can test the temp by dipping your elbow in the bath water – if it’s too hot for your elbow, it’s too hot for baby.” Easy-peasy. Right? Guess not. Donnishia Peterson’s tard mug is being featured on the Dreamin’ Demon today because she either wasn’t smart enough to test the water or she just didn’t give a shit. Either way, her 10-month-old daughter will forever be scarred after being placed in scalding hot bath water. [Read more...]

William Pious Likes To Cook

San Francisco, CA – I was in the kitchen a few days ago frying up a batch of chicken. Being somewhat accident prone, I fear the kitchen. I mean, that’s where I keep all the stabby stuff and other implements of pain. (ie: hot stuff, poisonous stuff that makes your eyes burn and nose run, heavy slippery stuff labeled ‘vegetables’ that inevitably end up squashing toes, etc.). Anyway, as my breasts were turning a delicious golden brown, I lifted the lid to check for done-ness and shit started popping. HotHot reviews oil was flying everywhere – I couldn’t escape. A teaspoon sized oil blop came my way and splattered all over my foot. I’m sure the scream could be heard for miles and the crying lasted for hours. Blisters instantly formed and the damn thing still hurts. That’s just one itty, bitty part of my body – I couldn’t imagine having that kind of pain spread out. To imagine 30% of my body burned and blistered by hot cooking oil is terrifying. William Pious’ neighbor knows the feeling – he’s recovering in the hospital after William doused him with a pan of hot oil as he slept.  [Read more...]

Oyindamola Ojofeitimi Broiled Hubby’s Boinker

Queens, NY - Oyindamola Ojofeitimi was fed up with her cheatin’ husband, Emmanuel. Had the couple sought counseling or a divorce attorney, they might not have ended up on the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon. You know the old saying, ‘Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?’ Well, Oyindamola was feeling mighty scorned – her anger boiled over and got the best of her – now her husband is feeling the burn. In his crotch. Early Tuesday morning, Oyindamola rose from her slumber, ambled on into the kitchen, and got a big ‘ol pot of water boiling. When that water had developed into a super hot roiling boil, she ambled back on into the bedroom and proceeded to pour it right on to her sleeping husband’s family jewels. (At this point in the story, I can’t help but sing that old Buster Poindexter song, Hot Hot Hot). [Read more...]