BEDFORD, Pennsylvania - Fifty-six-year-old Evelyn Border and her 35-year-old daughter, Tina Griekspoor, stole two Wal-mart gift cards from a 9-year-old girl who had set them down while an employee helped her. One was for $50, the other for $30. They then attempted to use them twice before being caught. Their punishment for their crime? They had to stand outside the courthouse for 4 1/2 hours Tuesday each holding signs that read: “I stole from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday! Don’t steal or this could happen to you!” Because they did this, Bedford County District Attorney Bill Higgins says he’ll ask for probation instead of jail when they plead guilty to the theft. [Read more...]

Fort Worth, TX – People will never cease to amaze me. I know I’ve said it before, and I’m gonna say it again – just when I think I’ve seen it all, heard it all, read it all – along comes another story that makes me say, “What. The. Hell.” Last Monday, a 77-year-old woman was roused from her slumber by the sound of her doorbell ringing at about 1:30 a.m. When she got to the door, the person on the other side forced his way in by kicking it in. Once inside, the man grabbed the woman by the arm, forced her into a chair, and proceeded to jack off in front of her. Then the fucker demanded that the woman get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. Oh no he didn’t! [Read more...]

Sheboygan, Wisconsin – I’m not sure how many of you watch COPS or not, but for those of you who do, it is a well known fact that police do not give a shit about your stage of dress (or undress) when they haul your ass to jail. If they decide to get your naked ass a pair of shorts or not is really depending on how big of an asshole you are, as well as the cop you asking to get them. Julia Laack, 36, found this out when she attempted to disrobe to keep cops from taking her to jail after she got busted for shoplifting beef jerky and a lighter from a gas station. But naked or not, JuliaJulia reviews was not going without a fight. [Read more...]

Indianapolis – 6-month-old Lanny James, also known as LJ, had a stroke before he was born. DoctorsDoctors reviews said he will probably not survive another year. His mother, Margaret Tompkins, had to take a leave from her job to take care of him and the family did not have the money for a funeral. So last month, the owners of a Shell gas station agreed to put out a donation bucket to help pay for it. But on one SaturdaySaturday reviews, a blond woman moved the bucket, with an estimated $200, out of view of the cashier and then left with it. On Tuesday, that blond piece of shit was arrested. [Read more...]

Uniontown, Pennsylvania How about this? You’re an 80-year-old man having problems with the ATM. It happens, right? The sun is shining on the screen – hell, I have trouble. And lucky for this elderly gentleman, Shannon Fisher, a cute little 25-year-old, offered her assistance. Once the machine spit out Ike Rogers $500 bucks, his heroine allegedly took the money and ran. How rude, robbing a poor old man of his retirement money. But luck was really on Mr. Roger’s side as witnesses chased her down, actually jumping out of vehicles to head her off, when she disappeared inside a building. The police were called and she was arrested. But hey, where did that money go? They checked her pockets and stuff… According to the criminal complaint, police retrieved $240 and a half of a $20 dollar bill from her vagina during the initial search and after she used the restroom, the rest of the money was retrieved. Do the young kids not know money goes in the bra? And where the hell is the other half of the $20? Police are quite baffled about how she stuffed the money so quickly. I think she practices A LOT. She was charged with robbery, theft, and receiving stolen property. Anyway, too bad Mr. Rogers didn’t smell anything fishy at first. I’m sure he does now. [Read more...]

TAMPA, FL -  Got a couple of geniuses for you in a story from out of Florida. Amer Ejak, 16, and Christopher Cox, 22, were inside the apartment of 34-year-old Thomas Johannesen’s apartment on Thursday or FridayFriday reviews. Cox instructed Ejak to hit Johannesen over the head with a whiskey bottle, which he did. Johannesen fell to the floor and then moved to the couch by the two men. Ejak then put a plastic bag over Johannesen’s head and tied a belt around his neck. After murdering Johannesen, they moved his body into a closet. When they left, they took Johannesen’s cell phone, sneakers, and house keys. These two idiots couldn’t contain themselves and a short time later started asking people if they had ever seen a dead body before. They brought two people to the apartment and showed them Johannesen’s corpse.  One of those people told a third person, who then called the cops. [Read more...]

BARNESVILLE, Ohio – When these two kids decided to raise some hell, they did it right. I am surprised they actually were able to get away with as much as they did without anyone noticing and that it seems as if they have almost no supervision. Police pulled over a Pontiac Grand Am at around 3 a.m. FridayFriday reviews and found the 12-year-old boy behind the wheel with his 8-year-old brother in the stolen car. After questioning the boys, they readily gave the officer a laundry list of unlawful behavior they had been up to over the last 24 hours. [Read more...]

Wilmington, DE – Just when you think you’ve heard it all, along comes an asshat like Walter Brown.  No, he didn’t shake a baby, fuck an animal or beat an old woman.  As a matter of fact, what he did is pretty tame compared to most front pagers on the Demon  – though it will probably get him just as much attention from his fellow inmates.  Brown here is a purse snatcher.  What makes this purse snatcher newsworthy?  His victim was a 3 year old girl.  That, my friends, is a crackhead move if I’ve ever seen one.
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Fond du Lac, WI – You may recall a story I posted last week about the scorned women armed with Krazy Glue and a plan. At the time, I had no further information on the victim, his name withheld because he was the victim of a sexual assault. Well, as luck would have it, this whole crazy quadrangle is back in the news again. So now, we get a peek at the object of the womens’ affections – Donessa Davis Sr. He gets his own little spot on the Dreamin’ Demon because he is every bit the wacko those women are – and then some. After the melee from the penis gluing incident died down, Donessa was arrested on charges of child abuse, theft, and harassment. Hell, I’m not sure I even know where to begin. [Read more...]

Portland, OR – A woman sleeping in the same bed as her two young children early Tuesday morning was roused from her sleep by a strange noise. When she opened her eyes, she saw a strange man standing above her – he was holding a knife. He not only threatened to rape her, he threatened to do the same to her 6-year-old daughter. As the intruder made a move toward the child, the woman screamed “No!” and suggested the man go into the living room with her so her children wouldn’t see the attack. Once in the living room, he sexually assaulted her. The intruder, a complete stranger to her, was later identified as 29-year-old Thomas Wilcox. [Read more...]

Elizabethton, TN – Megan Cullop was planning on doing some redecorating – so, on Monday afternoon, she loaded up her kid and headed for the nearest WalMart. After filling her shopping cart with the must-haves, she made a beeline for the door – completely bypassing the cash registers. Alert security personnel caught up with Megan at the door, took away her shopping cart, more than likely lectured her on the evils of shoplifting, and let her go. Now, if Megan had even half a brain cell bumping around in her vacant little noggin, she would have realized how lucky she was that the cops weren’t called in and chalked it up as a lesson learned. But, seeing as how she is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon, you know that wasn’t the case. [Read more...]

Deland, FL- Last Thursday around 3:30 p.m., a 75-year old woman was walking down the sidewalk to a Publix store when a man attacked her from behind and pulled her purse from her arm. The woman tried to whack the purse-snatcher in the shin with her cane, but he had already hot-footed it across the shopping plaza before she got any licks in. So, instead, the elderly woman began hollering for someone to help her and stop the thief. Sitting in his truck at the bank a few feet away, Matthew Ridenour, 39, became angry when he saw an older woman robbed in broad daylight and he immediately took off after the suspect in his truck. [Read more...]

West Hartford, CT- Not a baby-beater, but this one really got my blood boiling. On July 24, police arrested 40-year old Kathryn Arcana, a worker at the American School for the Deaf, and charged her with first-degree larceny after receiving a complaint that she had extorted money from a learning-disabled, hearing-impaired co-worker. Apparently, it all began last December when Arcana borrowed money from the co-worker after she told him she had lost her wallet. Seeing an easy mark, Arcana became greedy and decided to make the man her own  personal ATM machine. She began sending him e-mails from her Blackberry demanding money she said she needed for rent, car repairs, and and other expenses because “her cousin had stolen money from her.” [Read more...]

SACRAMENTO, California – Not much to this story – even though I somehow got it to four paragraphs involving my work at pet stores and my beloved Xbox – just an example of someone in desperate need of a solid cunt punch. Videovideo surveillance at Just Puppies captured a woman instructing a little girl to walk into a gated area the public is not allowed in, grab a Maltese puppy valued at $1500, and hand it to her. The woman then puts the puppy under her shirt and walks out of the store. Tom Klinger, the store’s owner, was not aware of the theft until he realized one of the two Maltese puppies he had was missing. He then reviewed the video and notified police. [Read more...]