Peeping Toms Arrested After Falling Through Theater’s Restroom Ceiling
April 30, 2013 at 2:27 pm by Morbid
DULUTH, GA — Eduard Petrovich Kovynev, 26, and Eduard Alexander Kovynev, 27, have been arrested on peeping Tom related charges after falling through the ceiling of a women’s restroom inside a Georgia theater.
Gwinnett County police said the incident took place Sunday night at the Venture Value Cinema in Duluth where, according to arrest warrants, the two men allegedly went up through the men’s restroom ceiling and crawled over to the women’s were they discretely spied on ladies taking a shit or changing out their bumbaclots.
However, their attempt to get an eyeful while remaining unseen was foiled when the ceiling gave and dropped the two idiots directly inside the bathroom stalls, causing over $500 in damages.
Both Eduard Kovynev and Eduard Kovynev have been charged with peeping Tom, criminal damage to property, and public drunkeness. They were booked into the county jail and released on $5000 bond.
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Continue ReadingBryan E. Woldman, 35, Charged With Trying To Meet 12-Year-Old Girl For Sex
February 13, 2013 at 5:00 pm by Morbid
Naperville, IL – Police have arrested 35-year-old Bryan Woldman after he drove to a theater, where he thought he was meeting a 12-year-old girl for a sexual encounter.
When Woldman arrived at the theater, he was cock blocked by members of the Naperville Police Department, who arrested Woldman and charged him with indecent solicitation of a minor, traveling to meet a minor for a sexual encounter and grooming.
Police were aware of Woldman after an alert mother contacted them to report her 12-year-old had been engaged in inappropriate communications with Woldman “via Facebook, cell phone, text, and Skype,” police said in a release.
So for the next few weeks, the Naperville Police High Technology Crimes Unit began an investigation in which Woldman “exchanged sexually explicit text messages with what he thought was the 12-year-old female” that ultimately led to Woldman thinking he would be meeting the girl for sex.
At around 7:47 p.m. Friday, Woldman allegedly traveled from his home to the theater where he was arrested without incident. He has been transferred to Will County jail with a bond set at $1 million.…
Continue ReadingMother Foils Her Son’s Plot To Shoot Up Movie Theater During Twilight Screening
November 19, 2012 at 1:17 pm by Morbid
BOLIVAR, MO - Police in Missouri say one man’s plot to commit mass murder at a TWILIGHT screening was foiled after they were contacted by the man’s mother.
On Thursday, the mother of 20-year-old Blaec Lammers contacted police to inform them that her son had gone off his meds and had recently purchased weapons and ammo similar to those used by a gunman inside a theater in Aurora, CO, that claimed the lives of 12 people. She went on to say that she thought her son was intending to shooting people during the opening of the new TWILIGHT movie.
Lammers was taken in for questioning and admitted to police that he had purchased a ticket for a Sunday showing of the latest TWILIGHT movie with every intention of using his recently purchased firearms to shoot the people in the theater. However, he had changed his mind.
He told police he decided that he was going to shoot up a local Walmart instead. He figured that would a be a perfect place for his killing spree because when he ran out of his ammo, he could just reload with Walmart’s.…
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Aurora, CO – Horrific story out of Colorado as some dickhead walked into a midnight showing of the latest Batman movie and opened fire on the audience, killing 12 people and wounding at least 38.
The details have been coming in quickly since it happened, so some of the details I use in this article may change. But reports are during the showing of “The Dark Knight Rises” at the Century Aurora 16 theater, a man wearing a bulletproof vest and a riot or gas mask kicked in one of the exit doors and stepped inside while the movie was running.
After walking in, he tossed two tear gas canisters into an audience who didn’t know if what was happening was real or a stunt. They figured out the situation quickly after the canisters exploded and the man opened fire on the audience, shooting people at random as he walked along the rows of the theater.
“He looked so calm when he did it, it was so scary,” one witness said.
One witness said the shooter was armed with two guns and was shooting at anyone he could.…
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Seattle, WA – A man has been charged with a felony after he lost his temper with some unruly kids inside a movie theater last month, and allegedly knocked a tooth out of a 10-year-old boy’s head.
The incident happened back in April during a showing of TITANIC 3D at an AMC Theater where 21-year-old Yong Hyun Kim was trying to get laid enjoying Cameron’s classic with his girlfriend. Also in the theater was a 10-year-old boy and his mother, along with several of the boy’s friends.
The group of kids were reportedly being obnoxious during the showing, talking loudly during the movie and throwing popcorn — some of which landed on Kim. According to Kim’s statement to police, he confronted the group only to have them laugh at him and then continued to be obnoxious pricks.
Reaching his last straw, Kim reportedly stepped over a row of seats and confronted the 10-year-old and his friends again.
“You know what, I paid a lot of money to see this movie,” Kim allegedly said while still wearing his 3D glasses.…
Continue ReadingMan Angry Over Open Captions Pulls Fire Alarm During “Avengers” Movie
May 18, 2012 at 11:11 am by Morbid
ABINGDON, Md. – A man in Maryland is facing prison time after his dumbass pulled a crowded theater’s fire alarm during a showing of THE AVENGERS.
David Walters was at the theater Monday night to watch the latest super-hero flick (it’s damn good, btw) when he got upset over the theater’s decision to accommodate the hearing impaired with open captions.
Open captions are sort of like subtitles, but the text on the screen includes descriptors of dialogue, song lyrics, and important sound effects during the film. I think it’s pretty cool of the studio to provide it and awesome of the Regal theater to show it.
Walters didn’t think so, however, and felt the text was ruining the movie. He decided that if he couldn’t enjoy the movie like the hearing impaired in the audience, then no one was. So with tears streaming down his face, and blood flowing from his weeping vagina, Walters used his balled-up fists to pull the fire alarm in protest.
Because of his actions, Walters is looking at up to five years in prison.…
Continue ReadingMan Who Stabbed Moviegoer With Meat Thermometer Will Stand Trial
April 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm by Morbid
Lancaster, California – I missed this update a couple days ago. The man who stabbed another man in the neck with a meat thermometer while in a movie theater will be going to trial. Lancaster Superior Court Judge Christopher Estes felt there was enough evidence for prosecutors to go forward with their charges of attempted murder, being a felon in possession of a firearm and two counts of assault with a deadly weapon against 39-year-old Landry Boullard. Boullard pleaded not guilty to the charges. Prosecutors said Boullard has four previous felony convictions in Los Angeles County: for robbery in 1990, for drug sales in 1995, and twice — in 2000 and 2007 — for being a felon found in possession of a firearm. The victim got into an altercation with Boullard after he asked that a female with Boullard quit talking on her cell phone during a showing of “Shutter Island” at the Cinemark 22 back in February. The victim was in the hospital for 40 days, several of them while in a coma, and is now blind in his right eye.…
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Lancaster, California – Last Saturday, a man was trying to enjoy a film at the Cinemark 22 but was having problems doing so because a woman behind him was using her cell phone. Reports do not say in what manner the man requested she turn off her phone, but regardless, her boyfriend became quite upset. He and another man attacked the person who requested the woman shut the fuck up, one of them stabbing the requester in the neck with a meat thermometer. He was taken to the hospital and is expected to recover, two other people who tried to intervene were also injured so this sounds like it was quite the spectacle. As crazy as this story is, my only question is why anyone would be carrying a meat thermometer around. I’m guessing the attacker is a cook or mechanic. Sheriff’s officials would like some help apprehending these people. The attackers were black males, one wearing an orange hat with an orange jacket or jersey, the other dressed in a black hooded sweatshirt.…
Continue ReadingBoy Poured Bleach On Woman Who Asked Him To Be Quiet In Theater
December 10, 2009 at 3:57 pm by Morbid
Kirkstall, Leeds – Annette Warden, 46, was with her husband and two kids watching “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” at the Vue Cinema. A group of kids were sitting in the same row and were being assholes. Texting, talking, all that crap. She asked them to be quiet and complained to the management twice. Upon leaving the theater, a car drove by and someone called her a “fucking slag”. Ignoring the insult, she and her family went inside a nearby restaurant to eat. After sitting down with their backs to the door, the kid who had been a part of the rowdy group and who had insulted her walked in and proceeded to pour a bottle of bleach over her head. Warden was taken to the hospital where she had injections to freeze her eyes and had saline solution poured into them.She was not seriously injured. Her 6ft 3in-tall attacker was apprehended and charged with assault and grievous bodily harm with intent. He has admitted to the former charge, but denies the latter.…
Continue ReadingJacob Sexton Shoots Self In Head During Screening Of Zombieland
October 13, 2009 at 6:20 pm by Morbid
MUNCIE, Ind – A lot of questions and opinions with this story, but no real answers. 21-year-old Jacob Sexton got into an argument with Show Place theater employees over being carded to see the “R” rated Zombieland. Sexton was home on leave from Afghanistan, scheduled to return next week. He had been drinking and was accompanied by his two brothers and a friend. Approximately 20 minutes into the film, Sexton asked to see his brother’s gun. Sexton then loaded the chamber and shot himself in the head. His brother said that, before Jake pulled the trigger, he pushed his friend out of the way so the friend would not get injured. Witnesses reported hearing a loud pop, then the Jacob’s companions screaming; one of them beating on a wall in anguish. A lot of people surprised with this one, with a lot of people who knew the guy coming forward stating that this was just a drunk kid who got stupid with a gun. But from the descriptions of his actions, it sure does seem like suicide.…
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