CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas – I’m posting this story purely for the cringe-inducing ouch factor of it. Seventeen-year-old Federico Garcia of Corpus Christi was arrested and charged with aggravated assault causing serious bodily injury after he beat another teen with a nail-studded board. 17-year-old John Hernandez suffered 26 puncture wounds to the torso, abdomen, chest and back. He was discovered when someone passing by “heard what he thought was a cat crying in the bushes.” You know a motherfucker is hurting when they are making a noise like a crying cat. I think the most painful thing I was ever beaten with was some kind of switch. I was in a fight and had this kid pinned. He was covering his face, so I was hitting him in the head so hard my hands hurt. But his little brother snuck up behind me and swung at the back of my head with a switch-like whip-thing. It wrapped tight around my head right on my upper-lip. The little prick yanked backwards shearing the skin off my nose. That was a pain that kept on giving. [Read more...]

Abilene, TX – On her Myspace blog, Laci Wright has this to say about being a mother: “As a mother you learn to put yourself last! The worries the fears! I sit and watch my children and i think to myself that if anybody ever touched one of my children to hurt them that i would do what ever it takes for the person that did it to feel every bit of the pain that my child felt and then some!! You never know how strongly you can love somebody until you become parent!!” I find that statement rather interesting, seeing as how Laci has been arrested and charged with failure to report child abuse. Seems her boyfriend, 31-year-old Daniel Crippen has been arrested as well. His charges are a tad more serious though – he’s being charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child – Laci’s 4-year-old daughter. SickSick reviews fucker. [Read more...]

Fort Worth, TX – People will never cease to amaze me. I know I’ve said it before, and I’m gonna say it again – just when I think I’ve seen it all, heard it all, read it all – along comes another story that makes me say, “What. The. Hell.” Last Monday, a 77-year-old woman was roused from her slumber by the sound of her doorbell ringing at about 1:30 a.m. When she got to the door, the person on the other side forced his way in by kicking it in. Once inside, the man grabbed the woman by the arm, forced her into a chair, and proceeded to jack off in front of her. Then the fucker demanded that the woman get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. Oh no he didn’t! [Read more...]

Austin, TX – Last month, Christopher Shaw’s roommate went on a week-long vacation and asked Shaw to take care of his cat, Donna, while he was gone. When Shaw’s roommate returned home, he found his beloved Donna broken up and locked inside a laundry room. Shaw allegedly told his roommate that he accidentally stepped on Donna and she scratched him, so he kicked her and locked her up in the laundry room and left her there for several days. When Donna’s owner took her to the vet, an exam showed that she had suffered from much more.  [Read more...]

Dallas, Texas – WomenWomen reviews in the Turtle Creek and Oak Lawn area are being told to keep your eyes peeled for any suspicious behavior as a very brazen robber has now been linked to five attacks on females. Their concern is that the guy is getting bolder with every consecutive attack. Police say that the man cases parking lots surprising his targets as they are distracted. Using a gun, he makes the victim take him to ATM’s. In two cases, he has broken into the victims’ homes. An accomplice held one victim at the home while he took the other to an ATM. He made one victim strip naked and get in her closet as he went through her apartment, stealing small electronics and jewelry. So ladies, keep your eyes peeled. It is very important that while you are carrying that bag of shoes while talking on the cell phone about Alicia’s ugly new hairstyle that you are constantly aware of your surroundings! [Read more...]

Houston, Texas I hung out with some pretty heavy drinkers in my younger days. It was always quite a treat walking into a bar with someone who had obviously had a tremendous time the night – or even week – before. No sooner than we’d walk into the establishment, my buddy would be greeted with, “Oh man, do you remember when you_____?”  (Fill in the blank and those fill-ins were never flattering.)  Watching the happy-go-lucky face turn to complete horror was always amusing – mainly because it didn’t involve me. If I had my druthers, I’d much rather be informed by friends or acquaintances and I’d much rather hear the news when I was fully functioning than to be awakened by the police telling strange accounts of where I ended up and with whom. [Read more...]

Arlington, TX – Keashia Matthews has squished out a total of five children – but, because she has proven herself to be an idiot shitty mother in the past, she lost custody of two of those children some time back. That left her with three kiddos she needed to care and provide for. A task in itself for a two parent family blessed with functioning brain cells, it must have been quite the uphill battle for the single Keashia. Seeing as how her lovely mugshot is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon, it shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that Keashia has a history of neglecting her children. Suzette Edwards, Keashia’s mother, has custody of two of her children, now 14 and 12. Suzette gained custody after the 14-year-old was found alone and malnourished in a rancid apartment as an infant, and has had custody of the 12-year-old since she was born. “She (Keashia) has aggression issues, and she is not fit to be a mother,” Suzette said. “She never has been. She has never liked children.” That is just the tip of the iceberg. [Read more...]

Austin, TX – He kidnapped the 9-year-old girl as she walked to her school bus stop the morning of September 24th. He threatened her with a knife and forced her into his truck, threatening to cut her if she didn’t stop screaming. When he got the child back to his apartment, he tied her hands with dish rags and stuffed her in a closet. He fed her toast with jelly and some ravioli. After holding the child for most of the day, registered sex offender Charles Butcher let the child go, relatively unharmed and untouched, after she told him, “It’s time for me to go home.” At about the same time the child’s mother was calling police to report her daughter missing, Butcher was releasing the girl. It’s not every day we get a story like this one on the Dreamin’ Demon… [Read more...]

Commerce, TX – That’s it. I never thought this day would come, but, it has. I am marking the date and time on my calendar – as of 5:00 a.m. on September 28th, I have officially heard it all. After today, I highly doubt that I will ever be shocked or by surprised by anything. Officers were called to the Commerce Hardware and FeedFeed reviews on a report of an elderly man blowing an unknown substance into the face of a store employee. The employee told officers that she had reached out to take the man’s check and he blew some whitish, powdery, substance in her face. Undaunted, the cashier turned to the register to process the check and when she turned to face the man, he blew the powdery shit in her face again. (I can’t believe she didn’t freak out and scream “Anthrax!!!”) Anyway, the old guy stood around for a few minutes then left the store and the cashier called the cops. She gave a description of the man and the cops were on his trail. When they caught up with the guy, they realized the powdery substance was pepper. They also realized the guy has a rather odd fetish – he gets off on women sneezing. [Read more...]

Waco, TX – Prisscilla Mechell, 25-year-old wife and mother, had everyone believing she was going to squish out a kid any day. Actually, she was supposed to make that happen last Monday morning, after telling her family that she was scheduled to have labor induced. Oh, happiness and joy! One problem. Prisscilla miscarried about 4 months ago. Ut-oh! Her husband, daughter, family, and friends are all expecting to see a shiny new baby and Prisscilla couldn’t very well just conjure up an infant. Or could she? As luck would have it, a friend of hers had just given birth to a bouncing baby boy just a week ago – maybe she could just borrow that one, or something. [Read more...]

Dallas, TX – Most of us have been through it.  The end of a serious relationship or marriage.  You know, things didn’t work out and its time to cut your losses and split.  Some of us don’t part ways on good terms.  You know how it can be, your every waking minute is consumed with thoughts of revenge, plotting and scheming on how you can make them pay.  Wondering which cables belong to the brakes and exactly how much damage a brick to the back of the skull will actually cause.  Pondering exactly how tamper proof those pesky tamper proof seals are, and googling their drive from home to work every day.  You’ll show him that you don’t take these things lightly.  Besides, his taste in music and movies suck and he was lucky you ever gave him the time of day… Wait, what was I talking about?  Oh yeah, bad break-ups and thoughts of revenge.  Point is, we never do it.  As much as we want them to hurt, we once loved them and those pesky good memories always get in the way. Right?  Well, not for every one.  When Gary Green found out that his wife, Lovetta Armstead was seeking  divorce, he decided everyone had to die, including her innocent children. [Read more...]

Gun Barrel City, TX- There’s not a whole lot of info. on this one, but I believe these two deserve their fifteen minutes of shame after what happened to their baby boy. Investigators were called to the East Texas Medical Center in Gun Barrel City on May 5 and found a deceased 4-month old child in an emergency room. Officers noted that the baby boy was severely underweight. The boy’s bones were visible through his skin and his eyes were sunken into his head. The child had been taken to the hospital after he was found not breathing. After a three month investigation, the parents of the child have been arrested. Shawn Davis Wagner, 22, and Kristina Faye Tello, 21, are now charged with manslaughter after an autopsy report revealed their son, Hayden, died of starvation and his death was ruled a homicide. They are each being held on a $1,000,000 bond. [Read more...]

San Antonio, Texas – Gabriel Hall is a coward in every sense of the word.  This asshole got into a heated argument with the mother of his 4 month old son and instead of taking his anger out on her, like a wussy woman beater would, in an even more wussy and pathetic move, he took it out on the baby.  Something tells me that Hall needs someone to show him what being a real man is because he has no fucking clue. Sometime last week, Hall’s girlfriend and the mother of his 4 month old child got into an argument over her kicking him out of the house.  She placed the infant in a baby swing and walked away to the bathroom.  Shortly after, she heard her son screaming and rushed to see what was going on.  When she got there, she observed Hall violently shaking the baby boy while he was still in his swing. [Read more...]

Grand Prairie, TX- Shortly after 9 p.m. on SaturdaySaturday reviews, 27-year-old Vincent Paul Riojas was driving his 2004 Chevy Cavalier east on Main StreetMain Street reviews in Grand Prairie. Riojas must have been under the influence of something that night, because his car drifted across the center line and collided into a bicyclist head-on. The cyclist, 59-year-old Ronnie Monroe Keller, was thrown onto the hood of Riojas’ car, flew up over the roof and then crashed through the back window where his body became partially lodged in the back seat of the car. Obviously, if Riojas had immediately sought medical assistance for his victim, you would not be seeing his mugshot on the front page today. Sadly, denziens, Riojas did no such thing and that makes him a fucktard. [Read more...]