Clarksville, TN – On October 24th, Hee Orama was arrested and charged with misusing 911 – she allegedly called 911, twice, to report that she couldn’t find her car. Hee was given a warning after the first two calls and was arrested after she failed to heed that warning and called twice more. She was booked into the Montgomery County Jail. Now, you think Hee would have learned her lesson from that little stint at the Gray Bar Motel, but nooooo – last Wednesday morning, Hee was pounding those digits again. Her emergency this time? She wanted to report that her boyfriend lied to her about marrying her. Oy vey. Wonder why? Officers responded to the first two calls and explained to the woman that if it wasn’t an emergency, she can’t be dialing 911. A few minutes after the officers left, Hee called 911 again. Officers returned to the home, again, and cited her before giving her yet another warning. And a few minutes after that, Hee called 911 again, but this time wouldn’t say why she called. Fourth time’s a charm I guess – Hee Orama was arrested and charged with misusing 911. Bond was set at $250. Now you know this isn’t the first tale of 911 fail told here at the Dreamin’ Demon, don’t ya? More fail here and here. Enjoy! [Read more...]

Memphis, Tennessee – Witnessing neighbors state that when the fire broke out in the home of Melanie Dunn on Monday afternoon, they heard screams coming from the house. Those screams belonged to 2-year-old Catareon Dunn and 3-year-old Ladereon Dunn. A rescue attempt was made by gaining entrance from the back door but the flames kept them at bay. When firefighters arrived on scene and pulled the children from the inferno, onlookers described the children as being limp and looking like “rag dolls”. But Melanie was not at home as she and the boys’ aunt, Marilyn Wilson, had left them alone that  afternoon to go shopping.  [Read more...]

Maury County, Tennessee It’s hard to say if James Tait was looking to be in the limelight again, if he was just so incredibly horny, or just plain stupid. I mention “limelight” because this is not the first time James’ name has gleaned attention. The first time was 4 years ago when he aimed his camera on his buddy, Kenneth Pinyan, as a horse was screwing the life out of him…literally. Kenneth died from a perforated colon. You’d think James would learn from those lessons but I suppose there’s just something so seductive about forcing a horse’s…hell, you get the picture. [Read more...]

Memphis, Tennessee - Skipping all the hassles of whores and Rohypnol, police say that Dr. John O’Connell with Lakeside Behavioral Health sexually assaulted a co-worker after hypnotizing her. The woman was trying to kick a smoking habit and the good doctor told her that he could help her quit that stupid, nasty, disgusting habit with a little bit of hypnosis. She agreed to it and for their second session they arranged to meet at his “satellite office“. I put that in quotes because that office is a room at the Relax Inn. I shit you not. Anyway, the woman went along with it and was instructed to lie on the bed where “he took off her socks and shoes, that later led to her shirt,” said said Steve Shular, spokesperson for the Shelby County Sheriff’s Dept. Court papers state Dr. O’Connell repeated “You are very relaxed and will not remember this when you wake up” to the alleged victim. She says he then fondled her tits.
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Memphis, TN – I’m thinking that Vernardica Odom might be a tad bit loony and I feel for any man, child, or beast within striking distance when she blows a friggin’ gasket. On Wednesday, a very pissed off Odom appeared at her baby daddy’s girlfriend’s house and started banging on the door until glass started shattering. When baby daddy’s girlfriend opened the door, Odom stormed in and attacked! She got all kinds of crazy on the father of her 2-month-old daughter, Darobert Jones. She bit, she choked, she scratched, and she screamed before dragging Jones, clad only in boxers, out to her car. Jones escaped his crazy captor a short time later by taking a flying leap out the car door. According to the arrest affidavit, Odom then drove to her own home, picked up her infant child and returned to Jones’ girlfriend’s house. Upon arrival, Odom allegedly removed the child from her car seat and tossed her at Jones and screamed, “You go, the baby goes!” Jones scooped the baby girl up from the ground, got into a car with his girlfriend and drove away – with Odom right on their ass. Each time Jones’ girlfriend’s car came to a stop, Odom rammed the car, exited her own vehicle and started fighting with the pair all over again – all the while, she had her three other kids sitting in her vehicle. Odom is now facing charges of reckless endangerment and aggravated assault. Whacky bitch…  [Read more...]

Lebanon, Tennessee “I want to fill my calling and to give the best in me, to guard my every neighbor and protect his property. And if, according to my fate, I am to lose my life; Please bless with your protecting hand my children and my wife.” An excerpt from “The Firefighter’s Prayer”. Perhaps Mike Hicks was having an off day as a firefighter – instead of having regard for human life and mourning a death, he allegedly tossed the body of his wife out and went about his business. The body of a partially clothed female was found in a wooded area, her head and hands were bound by ski rope and plastic material. Although her body had started to rapidly decompose from the heat at the time of her discovery, her condition was good enough for them to make out a tattoo. She was identified as the wife of firefighter/emergency responder Mike Hicks. So how did she end up there? What happened to her? [Read more...]

Elizabethton, TN – Megan Cullop was planning on doing some redecorating – so, on Monday afternoon, she loaded up her kid and headed for the nearest WalMart. After filling her shopping cart with the must-haves, she made a beeline for the door – completely bypassing the cash registers. Alert security personnel caught up with Megan at the door, took away her shopping cart, more than likely lectured her on the evils of shoplifting, and let her go. Now, if Megan had even half a brain cell bumping around in her vacant little noggin, she would have realized how lucky she was that the cops weren’t called in and chalked it up as a lesson learned. But, seeing as how she is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon, you know that wasn’t the case. [Read more...]

Chattanooga, TN The Palmer School of Chiropractic promotes the alignment of the spine as a means of curing diseases. The problem with people with cancer, diabetes, you name it, is because their spine is “subluxated”. Subluxation means dislocated or misaligned. If you’ve ever known a Palmer School graduate, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Although David Palmer came to this notion almost a hundred years ago, his followers (graduates) are convinced they can cure anything by adjusting the spine. This was all lectured to me by a recent graduate over a few beers in a local pub while he constantly blew and wiped his nose from his cold! Palmer stated the subluxations interfered with the body’s expression of “Innate Intelligence“. (”The Soul, Spirit, or Spark of LifeLIFE reviews“) I wonder if having one’s back adjusted rids the body of demonic spirits? No matter what branch of chiropractic medicine Tina Loher’s ex-husband practiced, I doubt very seriously he would have ever dreamed she would by-pass the Palmer method and opt to rid his demons by blowing them out with a gun. [Read more...]

McMinnville, TN–The fire started in the kitchen in the early morning hours of May 13…it is believed that an unattended hot plate may have sparked the fire. Firefighters were informed that there were two children in the apartment, 3-year-old Kayndace and 1-year-old Akeelia Fisher. Akeelia was found in her bedroom. Kayndace was found in a hallway near the living room…she may have been trying to escape the flames and smoke. CPR didn’t help either child. Both likely died from smoke inhalation. The children’s father, Mitchell Stone, and their step-mother, RoseRose reviews, were unharmed. The couple told investigators that they were present in the apartment when the fire broke out, but were unable to save their children. Now, if that were the unadulterated truth, would they be gracing the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon? [Read more...]

Clarksville, TN-On her private MySpaceMySpace page, Michelle Ann Douglas’ screen name is “The one you’ll never forget” and her mood is “loved n blessed.” Think she’s conceited? Proud? Obstinate, perhaps? Or maybe this cocky cunt is just plain selfish. Yeah, the last one works for me because I’m pretty damn sure that Douglas’ 18-month old child was the one “she chose to forget” and he wasn’t feeling very “loved or blessed” while he was in her and her penis’ care. [Read more...]

Memphis, TN- Sometimes, it can be very difficult for a guy to impress his girlfriend’s parents. Usually, any guy that treats their daughter with respect, has a good work ethic, and possibly a place of his own is all most parents hope for. Hobbies are good, as long as they are pursued for pleasure or relaxation, but I doubt if the mother of Silvio Lucchesi’s girlfriend is impressed with him at all now, especially after she discovered what the pervy bastard’s hobby is. [Read more...]

Memphis, TN- On May 29, 12-year old Tiara Johnson and her sister were riding bikes near their home in Nutbush when 29 year-old Eddy Barreras pulled his car up beside them. Barreras repeatedly told the girls to get into his car, but Tiara knew better. She told her sister to run and they raced across a yard to their home and told their mother. Their mother hopped in her car with the girls and chased after Barreras long enough to write down his plate number. [Read more...]

Gatlinburg, TN–A woman was jogging near her home in Atlanta Tuesday morning, when an acquaintance pulled up behind and asked her to check out his new car. When the woman took a seat in the car, the acquaintance, David Jansen, immediately tied her up. Then, he took his captive on a little road trip…200 miles away, to a rented cabin in Tennessee. There, she was tied to a couch and raped. [Read more...]

Alcoa, TN- As I was sitting here in front of my keyboard dressed in my usual work attire ( Tinkerbell pajamas with periwinkle blue slippers) and first began reading about this story, two questions came to mind. How the hell did this woman master the trick of spraying officers with her own urine and why, oh fucking why, can’t I be graced by the Gods of Demented Demon-ship and be allowed to find at least one mugshot of this truculent tigress? At first, I believed finding a pic was hopeless, but thanks to the detective skills of one of my favorite members, Tazzzz, Cindy Lynn Holder’s mug is now gracing our front page. [Read more...]