Boise, Idaho – Kyle Cameron Dennis, 37, is a math teacher and varsity boys basketball coach at Capital High School who has been arrested on a misdemeanor charge of obscene live conduct in a public place. Basically, he got busted “knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a store with an erection.” If this had been a one time thing, I would be crying foul. But Kyle seems to find himself in this situation a lot. Once in February of this year, and twice in June. These stores included a Costco as well as a Walmart. Boise School Board placed him on paid administrative leave Monday, pending the outcome of his court case, District Spokesman Dan Hollar said. [Read more...]

Cleveland – That’s right, Dreamins, I am leaving this Popsicle stand and going to go apply at Saint Joseph Academy in Cleveland. Looks like they have two teacher’s positions open and I could not think of a better working environment. Seems that one teacher has been let go because of sexual misconduct, and the other let go because they knew about the relationship and did not report it. But from reading the comments, the rumors about this teacher where well known so I can only assume that this type of activity is encouraged? But others are not so easily quick to believe the charges. “I just don’t think it ever happened, because I don’t think any father would do something that they wouldn’t want some guy doing to their daughter,” says 2008 St. Joseph graduate, Jillian Zarefoss. The underlining was by me because I wanted to reply to that statement with “Bwuahahahahahahahaha!” Anyway, wish me luck. [Read more...]

Reedley, California – Wanna know what is worse than having a middle school teacher get busted for possessing child pornography? Having two of them getting busted at the same time. An investigation was started three weeks ago when investigators were informed of child porn being traded on the internet. This lead them to the home of Vincent Chavez and Samuel Garza. Both taught at General Grant Middle School. Vincent Chavez taught 6th grade English and Language Arts and Garza was a substitute teacher. They were both arrested Tuesday and but are both now out on bail. What makes this story even worse than it is already is the fact that these two men are married. So no doubt their actions will be some nice ammo for those who falsely believe that all homosexuals are automatically pedophiles. And if it couldn’t get more interesting, Vincent Chavez is the son of Pete Chavez. Pete is the Mayor of Reedley and the Chief of Investigations for the Fresno County District Attorney’s Office. Read on for a video report.
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Meridian, ID – Allow me to introduce Ashley Beach – a 37-year-old married mother of three and a teacher at Meridian Middle School. Yes, Ashley wears many hats – aside from teaching math and science, she dabbles a bit in sex edumacation. Not in the classroom, mind you, but in the bushes. With her *ahem* star pupil, a 13-year-old boy. Ashley was busted at about 9:30 Thursday evening after some neighborhood folk witnessed a bit of suspicious activity coming from a certain bush. When the police arrived on scene, they found Ashley and the teen laying on the ground, partially concealed by bushes. When asked exactly what the hell they were up to back there, both came up with a different story. Further investigation revealed that Ashley has been sexually involved with the kid, a former student, since April. It is believed that some of the sexual contact took place on school grounds and it was also revealed that the two have been sharing naughty pics via text messages. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Silly Ashley! Don’t you know 13-year-old boys have cooties? Gross. Ashley Jo Beach was charged with lewd conduct with a child under 16 and slapped with a $300,000 bond. Ouch. If only the bond was so high in each and every other case we hear about. [Read more...]

Lake Mary, FL-The father of a 21-year old disabled man is being accused of choking and beating his son. The son, who suffers from cerebral palsy, told the school and his mother this last May that his father, 57-year old John Giza, became angry with him when he urinated in his pants. The son said that his father stripped him of his clothes and began beating him in the head with his soiled underwear. His father then shoved a rag into his mouth which made it difficult for him to breathe. The school officials contacted DCF after talking with the son and DCF alerted authorities of the allegations. [Read more...]

TUALATIN, Oregon -Melissa Stephens, 55, is the founder and director of the Willow Cottage Arts and Academics Program. The program was created in 1993 and the website (now down for maintenance) states that it is “an alternative to the educational environment offered at most public schools” and that it offers “projects that reach deeper into our subjects in a creative and fun way.” We are now learning just how fun those ways could get after Stephens was arrested for allegedly having sex with a 10-year-old boy for more than a year beginning about five years ago. [Read more...]

Queens, NY–Melissa Weber is a naughty, naughty teacher. And, thanks to a very diligent mother, Melissa has been outed. See, this mother heard a rumor that her 14-year-old son and his Social Studies teacher were doing the nasty after school. Mom took the rumor very seriously…she obtained Weber’s phone number and compared it to numbers on her son’s cell phone. The rumors were true… [Read more...]

Sixto Balbuena

Chandler, Arizona–El Dorado High School teacher Tamara Hofmann, 48, had herself a couple of teacher’s pets. Already involved in a relationship with a former student from a different high school, 20-year-old Sixto Balbuena, TamaraTamara reviews added another student/boy-toy to her collection, 18-year-old Sam Valdivia. Late Friday night, Tamara called Sam’s home…hours later, he was dead.

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Miguel Lopez

Anaheim, California–Miguel Lopez, 23, could’a been a hero. Sometime in late 2007, early 2008, Lopez found out that a band teacher he was acquainted with was boffin’ her former students and was quite possibly engaged in sexual relations with a current student. A normal person would have reported the teacher’s transgressions, accepted a pat on the back and an ‘atta boy, and continued on with his/her life knowing that he/she made a difference. Not Lopez. No, he decided he wanted to profit from the teacher’s sins.

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Kylene Nelson

Land O’ Lakes, Florida –Kylene Nelson, 42, really knows how to have a good time. She likes to toss back a few, turn the music up, and get down with her bad self! Who doesn’t like to let it all hang out sometimes? Only problem is, she was gettin’ her groove on in front of a classroom full of 8th grade Language Arts students at Charles S. Rushe Middle School. Nelson’s first period class couldn’t have known how the day was going to turn out when they walked into the classroom one morning last week. It’s a good thing that nearly every child in the US now carries a cell phone with audio and video capability.

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Update: 3/23/09-Recently released on a reduced bond, Angela Lindel committed suicide in her home early SaturdaySaturday reviews morning.

Danny Lovvorn and Angela 'Angel' Lindle

Our participants in this edition of Pervy Twofer Tuesday are Danny Lovvorn, 34, and Angela ‘Angel’ Simmons Lindle, 37. Danny is a morning person who enjoys outdoor activities. Angel is a whiny middle school teacher who loves Dale Earnhardt Jr. and young boys.

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David Peschl

OREGON, Wis. – I have a very important meeting to go to, as I am a very important man…but thought I would get this story out there. I have no pictures or video related to the incident, but figured the story deserved to be front paged. A 9-year-old elementary student turned in an essay to his teacher that raised some eyebrows. Enough so that police were called and his father, David J. Peschl, 36, was arrested. The essay referred to the “painful afternoon my Dad shot me with a BB gun.”

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Christine McCallum, holding underage tail

Rockland, MA – Fifth grade teacher Christine McCallum, 29, is one hell of a tutor.  Starting in 2007, when she was tutoring a fifth grader, she began a sexual relationship with her student’s older brother.  Which might not be such a problem, except that the boy was thirteen years old.  And she had sex with him over 300 times in 19 months.  Oh yeah, you heard me.  That’s like, one bang every other day, with occasional twofers.  Guess who’s not smarter than a fifth grader?  [Read more...]

Danny Villa

Walpole, MA, and Tucson, AZ – Former pro football player Daniel Villa apparently played more than a little ball during his tenure as a high school football coach in Massachusetts.  Villa, 44, is a former offensive lineman for the New England Patriots.  He’s also the now-resigned athletic director and head football coach at Walpole High School, where he is accused of raping one of his students on multiple occasions over the past year.  [Read more...]