Houston, TX – Back in May, 23-year-old Matthew Carrillo and 21-year-old Melanie Garcia were both charged with injury to a child after Garcia’s 4-year-old daughter was taken to the hospital in critical condition, suffering from a head injury, bruises all over her body (including her genitals) and a burn on her thigh.
Garcia initially told 911 that her daughter, Kayla, had fallen out of her wagon and hit her head. It wasn’t until after the couple were charged and the little girl died that Garcia changed her story.
She says that her boyfriend was angry at Kayla because of a slow walk home from a Subway where a meatball had fallen of the girl’s sandwich. Once back at the home, Garcia says that Carrillo disciplined the girl by making her pull down her pants and instructing her to brace herself against a couch. When Kayla fell to the floor from Carrillo striking her with a belt, he allegedly picked Kayla up by one arm and beat her with the belt as she dangled in front of him.…Continue Reading
New York, NY - A man was decapitated on track 18 around 6:45pm Sunday night by an eastbound train at Penn Station.
Not much is known about the man, other than that he no longer has a head, is in his 40′s and may or may not be our old friend Mr. Pickle.
While police are still investigating, it isn’t believed there was any malicious intent involved. At this point they believe he may have
not been able to afford a real haircut simply jumped or fell.
Transit employees have been offered counseling because apparently seeing someone get their noggin taken off by a choo-choo can mess you up a little.
Surprisingly, the whole affair only knocked back the entire transit system by 19 minutes. Perhaps I’m a bit used to the disastrous nature of my home state’s incredibly slow response to anything, but I feel like 19 minutes could be a record for having to mop up a suspected suicide.…Continue Reading
Bronx, NY — A video showing a man going absolutely ‘nanners on the Number 6 subway train has recently surfaced on YouTube. There’s not much in the way of information other than the fact that the man is 41 years old, was taken in for psychiatric evaluation after he was cuffed and he hasn’t been charged with anything at this point.
For those of you that don’t want to see the unedited video (or if you just want a good laugh), I’ve provided a synopsis of the video below. For those of you that do, here’s a link, but please understand it shows a penis and that neither myself, nor DD, nor it’s affiliates can be held responsible for any injury, death or arousal that results from viewing said penis.
NOTE: Since we don’t know the man’s name, he will henceforth be referred to as Mr. Pickle.
As the video opens, we see Mr. Pickle standing inside the train, near the door, with his pants around his ankles. He’s yelling something unintelligible that shortly becomes “Ni**as!…Continue Reading