TALLAHASSEE, FL — Devante Johnson has been charged with attempted murder after the 18-year-old allegedly tried stabbing a man to death while having sex with him in a Tallahassee cemetery.
Police say Johnson and the victim were having sex in a car at the Oakland cemetery around 11 p.m. when Johnson, “referred to a former boyfriend of (the victim’s) by name and said no one would have to worry about (the victim) anymore,” according to court documents.
Johnson then pulled out a knife and stabbed the victim three times in the chest and one time in each arm. The unidentified man was able to kick Johnson out of the car and lock the door.
As Johnson attempted to get back into the car through a partially rolled-down window, the victim sped out of the cemetery and crashed through the cemetery’s fence in the process.
The victim flagged down police, alerting them that he’d been stabbed. He was taken to the hospital where he underwent surgery for a punctured lung and lacerated liver.…
WAUKESHA, WI – Police have charged Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier, both 12, with attempted first-degree intentional homicide after they lured a 12-year-old classmate into the woods and stabbed her 19 times with a kitchen knife.
Investigators say the two girls had planned the attack for months, all in an attempt to impress Slenderman, a fictional character the girls read about on the horror story website Creepypasta Wiki. One of the suspects told police that in order to be with Slenderman, you had to kill someone.
That someone turned out to be one of their friends, who they invited to a sleepover. They were going to duct tape her mouth while she slept and stab her in the neck, but figured it would be too messy. They then decided to kill her in a bathroom where a floor drain would make cleanup easier.
They opted do neither, and waited to attack the girl the next day while playing hide-in-seek in the woods of a nearby park. “One suspect held the victim down while the other suspect stabbed her 19 times in the arms, legs and torso,” Waukesha Police Chief Russell Jack said.…
Brooklynn, NY – Police say a man randomly stabbed 6-year-old Prince Avitto to death, and seriously inured a 7-year-old girl, as the two children headed out of their apartment building to get ice cream.
According to law enforcement, Avitto and Mikayla Capers were in an elevator in the the Boulevard housing development at around 6 p.m. Sunday when a heavyset African-American man in his 30s began stabbing the children.
He then chased the little girl out of the elevator and to the front of a neighboring building where she collapsed. The attacker was able to flee the scene, leaving a butcher knife behind.
Capers was up and talking after the attack, but “didn’t look so good,” according to a neighbor. She is currently in serious condition at a local hospital. Avitto, who would’ve celebrated his birthday in two weeks, died at the scene. “He was lifeless, just lifeless. I can’t get the image out of my head,” said a resident.
“They were just coming outside to get some ice cream and ices,” said the president of a the tenant’s association.…
Calgary – Police in Calgary have named Matthew de Grood, the son of a police officer, as the sole suspect in what they call the worst mass murder in their city’s history.
It is still unclear what spurned the attack, but it happened at an all day party attended by several dozen University of Calgary students celebrating the end of classes.
De Grood had been invited to the party and arrived there after finishing his shift at a local grocery store. But for reasons unknown, at around 1:20am, the 22-year-old turned a kitchen knife on some of the party-goers.
When the attack was over, Joshua Hunter, Kaitlin Perras, and Jordan Segura were dead at the scene, while Lawrence Hong and Zackariah Rathwell would die later at the hospital.
Police would apprehend de Grood less than an hour later after he was tracked down by a K9 unit. He was treated for dog bites before being charged with five counts of first-degree murder.
Police chief Rick Hanson said de Grood targeted the victims one by one, stabbing them multiple times.…
Last month I reported on 27-year-old Andrew Ward after he was arrested and accused of stabbing his 12-year-old half brother to death for no reason other than he “just felt like killing.”
For the last three weeks, Ward has been in custody at Maricopa County jail while awaiting his trial. His cellmate during this time was 33-year-old Douglas Walker, who was serving a few years for armed robbery.
On Wednesday night, inmates alerted guards that the two men were fighting. When they made their way inside the two men’s cell, officials would find Walker dead after Ward turned his head into a bit of psychotic performance art.
According to officials, Ward used a golf pencil to stab Walker in the eyes, used a playing card to slit Walker’s throat, smeared peanut butter on his head and shoved a plastic bag down Walker’s throat.…
Minneapolis, MN — After shooting his son to death during an argument about cable television, an 84-year-old man reportedly told police he wasn’t about to settle the matter in some foolish courthouse — nope, he was gonna settle that argument once in for all in the afterlife.
According to police, Pang Se Vang was upset that his son, 36-year-old Chue Vang, refused to have cable television installed in the home they shared. Chue basically told his father that if he didn’t like it, he could move the fuck out. My house, my rules kinda thing….
Anyway, instead of moving out, Pops apparently armed himself with a shotgun and put a new hole in Chue’s chest Monday evening. Another shot was fired when Pang’s eldest son disarmed him, but there were no other injuries.
Left without a gun, Pang locked himself in his room. When police arrived on scene, Pang made it very clear that he was armed with knives. When officers requested that he exit the room with his hands up, Pang responded that he couldn’t, he had stabbed himself in the chest.…
COEUR d’ALENE, ID – Police have arrested 14-year-old Eldon Samuel III and charged him with the brutal murder of his father and younger brother.
Police say Samuel called 911 Monday night to report a shooting had occurred at his family’s home. When police arrived, they found Samuel at the residence, along with the dead bodies of his father, Eldon Samuel Jr., 46, and his younger brother, Jonathan Samuel, 13.
Authorities say a handgun, shotgun, knife and machete were used in the murders, and that Samuel shot his father in the head and then shot, stabbed and cut his younger brother.
Samuel was arrested at the scene and charged with two counts of first-degree murder. The Kootenai County Sheriff’s Office said the teen will be charged as an adult. Samuel is currently being held in the Kootenai County Public Safety Building on a $1 million bond.
Because I have written so many articles regarding teens killing family members, I have warned my kids that if I even perceive them as any form of a threat, I will beat them to death in their sleep without a moment’s hesitation.…
Boca Raton, FL — Dimitrios Karaloukas , owner of Jimmy the Greek Taverna in Boca Raton, was stabbed to death by an employee last week after the stabby guy learned Karaloukas has posted a photo of him on the internet.
Tilus Lebrun, who is not pictured here because he still looks really pissed off and stabby in his mugshot and it’s Florida so he might make bail at some point, apparently stabbed 61-year-old Karaloukas inside the Taverna Thursday evening as horrified dinner guests looked on. Karaloukas was stabbed three times on his left side and once in his back, police say.
An unidentified male employee at the restaurant was also stabbed several times. His condition is unknown at this time.
When police arrived on scene, they found Lebrun outside of the restaurant, wearing an apron and holding a large knife. When questioned about the alleged attack, Lebrun told authorities, “I killed him because he took my photograph on March 2nd and posted it on the internet.”
Lebrun, 36, has been charged with first degree premeditated murder and murder while engaged in a certain felony offense.…
PHOENIX, AZ — Police arrested 27-year-old Andrew Ward after he admitted he’d stabbed his 12-year-old half-brother to death in the family’s home.
On Wednesday morning, Andrew Ward called 911 from a convenience store claiming he had stabbed someone without going into any further details. When police arrived and detained Andrew, he had blood on his hands and clothes, had a knife in his pocket, and appeared out of it.
He told police the person he stabbed could be found in his family’s home nearby. When police entered the home, they found Andrew’s younger brother, 12-year-old Austin Tapia, dead from multiple stab wounds.
At about this time, the mother arrived home with her two teenage daughters and was informed that her older son had killed Austin. She told police they were returning from dinner and that Austin had opted not to go with them. She said as they were leaving, they saw Andrew returning home on foot.
Family members said Andrew has a history of violence and substance abuse, but police said Ward told them nothing happened between him and Austin that led to him stabbing the boy as he played video games.…
KNOXVILLE, TN – A woman wanted for the attempted murder of her mother was arrested after she walked up to a news crew and admitted on camera that she tried to stab her mother to death because her mother was the antichrist and the leader of a satanic cult.
Laurie Nichols told authorities that her daughter, 31-year-old Katie Nichols, busted into her room around 3:40am Tuesday, put a sock in her mouth and told her to eat it. Nichols then tied her mom up and strangled her until she lost consciousness before stabbing her once in the chest with a small kitchen knife, once in the abdomen with a large kitchen knife, and once in the neck with a pair of scissors.
Neighbors called police after hearing Laurie’s screams, but by time they arrived Katie had fled the scene with her young daughter. Laurie was rushed to U.T. Medical Center, where she had surgery and is recovering in ICU.
A news crew went out to the apartment complex and were in the middle of interviewing a neighbor who knew the mother and daughter.…
JAMAICA QUEENS, NY – No car seat…no problemo! After brutally stabbing his wife to death, 28-year-old Miguel Mejia-Ramos stabbed his two young daughters because he didn’t have car seats to take them with him on his way to Mexico.
Mejia-Ramos appeared in court Friday and was charged with six counts of first-degree murder and faces life in prison without the possibility of parole if convicted. No bail was granted and Mejia-Ramos was placed on suicide watch following court.
Authorities said that, on January 19th, Mejia-Ramos got off work at 6 p.m. and spent the evening drinking beer at a friends house. He arrived home around 11 p.m. and brutally murdered his wife, 21-year-old Deisy Garcia, after he checked his wife’s phone and Facebook account (ohhh that pesky Facebook), and flew into a rage when he discovered a photo of his wife with another man.
District Attorney Richard Brown said Mejia-Ramos then chased his wife and stabbed her with a knife retrieved from the butcher’s block in the kitchen. He then proceeded to stab 1-year-old Yoselin Meija and 2-year-old Daniela Meija while they still slept in their beds.…
Mundelein, IL — A 14-year-old girl is facing three counts of murder after authorities say she stabbed her 11-year-old sister nearly 40 times. Apparently, her ungrateful little sister didn’t appreciate everything she had done for her.
“She indicated she was mad from the night before,” said Asst. State’s Atty. Claudia Kasten during a detention hearing for the teen. “She went downstairs to get a knife. . .With each stab wound, she said she was not thankful for what she (the older girl) had done.”
Kasten, citing the autopsy, told the court the teen stabbed the girl 30 times across the neck, chest and arms and slashed her face three times. The girl also suffered bruises to her chest, and non-penetrating knife wounds “too numerous to count,” meaning she probably was jumping away from the knife, police say.
Police learned of the attack early Tuesday morning after receiving a 911 call from the teen. Her initial story was that she woke to the sound of her sister’s screams just before 8:00 a.m.…
Officers were called out to the Carolina Pride pork plant early that morning and found the victim bleeding from a hole in her neck. The woman told police she and a co-worker, identified as Johnnette Lachelle Brown, were in a room where the hogs are slaughtered and cut up for processing, when Brown accused the woman of slugging her with a hog stomach.
The victim denied doing so, pointing out to Brown that there weren’t even any hog stomachs on the table. Regardless, it was on…
After a brief verbal altercation, Brown reportedly grabbed a pair of scissors and stabbed the woman in the neck. The victim apparently managed to fend Brown off with her fists until co-workers pulled the two apart.
A witness to the alleged confrontation confirmed the victim’s story, saying there were no hog stomachs on the table in question.…
According to the unidentified 50-year-old victim, he and his brother, Michael Charles, were watching the Niners get their asses handed to them by the Seahawks Sunday, when Michael went to grab the last can of Pepsi.
Michael, apparently a Niner fan, had been drinking steadily throughout the day and continued to grow more and more agitated as the game dragged on. When the alleged victim asked him not to drink the last soda, shit got violent.
“Go fuck yourself,” Michael reportedly demanded. He then knocked his brother upside the dome with a metal pipe. Totally justified.
Michael then allegedly armed himself with a small knife and proceeded to stab his brother in the chest several times. In retaliation, the brother grabbed a knife and stabbed Michael in the arm. Sigh…. kinda makes me miss the family reunions I’m no longer invited to.…
GERMANTOWN, MD – Police have accused a woman of stabbing her two young children to death while performing an exorcism.
Police responded to the home of 28-year-old Zakieya Avery Friday morning after neighbors called to report a car outside of her house with its door open and a knife on the sidewalk. When police arrived at the home, they forced their way inside the home after seeing blood inside the car.
Inside the home they found two of Avery’s children dead, and two of them injured. Police say 1-year-old Norell Harris and his 2-year-old sister Zyana, were both found stabbed to death in their beds. Taniya Harris, 5, and Martello Harris, 8, were alive but taken to Children’s Hospital suffering from stab wounds.
Avery tried running from the scene but was quickly apprehended. She’s been charged with two counts of first degree murder and two counts of attempted first degree murder. Facing the same charges is Avery’s roommate, 21-year-old Monifa Sanford. She was first admitted to the hospital before being placed in jail without bond.…
Thailand – The lead singer for a Thai black metal band was stabbed to death by a Satanist who claimed the singer was a big fat phony.
Last Wednesday, Prakarn Harnphanbusakorn went to the home of 36-year-old Samong Traisattha, a member of the band Surrender of Divinity. According to Traisattha’s wife, he’d stopped by to do some t-shirt screen printing and have some drinks with her husband. She said she went to put their child to bed and returned around an hour later to find her husband dead in the living room, lying in a pool of blood.
While police were searching for Harnphanbusakorn, a post was made on Facebook by someone calling themselves Maleficent Meditation. The poster took credit for Traisattha’s murder and posted pictures of the crime scene (NSFW\L) that will make a great cover for Surrender of Divinity’s next album. The poster, who police believe is Prakarn, described stabbing Traisattha 30 times while the victim begged for his life.
He wanted it to be clear that this wasn’t a John Lennon type of assassination – he was no fan of Traisattha or Surrender of Divinity’s music.…
Haywards Heath, West Sussex — A 19-year-old believed to be under the influence of some sort of party drug, “meow meow” being one possibility, is reported to have stabbed his mother and severed his own dick.
Not a lot of info on this, but the kid was apparently home for Christmas break, and after indulging in a bit of plant food, went berserk and stabbed his 46-year-old mother. That accomplished, he got busy on the family jewels.
Mom called emergency services to the home, where the kid was found hanging from a bedroom window, blood gushing from his new, temporary vagina.
Both parties were rushed to the hospital with life-threatening injuries.
As of yesterday, mom was listed in stable condition, and it appears as if surgeons were able to successfully reattach the boy’s dick. He, too, is listed as stable.
It might just be me, but every time we cover a story involving a severed dick, I get a sudden urge for chili dogs. I might need psychiatric help….…
North Charleston, SC — Kayso, I’m a little late on this one – those who know me would expect nothing less from the Queen of Procrastination – but since it’s looking like Crazy Lady Day at The Dreamin’ Demon, I’m gonna go ahead and throw in Helen Williams.
Williams, 44, sent her common-law husband out for some beer late Christmas Eve, and when the man returned home empty handed due to the fact that the stores were closed, she got a little testy.
The 41-year-old man was apparently in the kitchen upon his return (making his own damn sammich, by the way), when Williams grabbed the squirrel and knocked him upside the back of the head with it. Then, police say, she stabbed him with it. I, for one, would love to see this friggin’ squirrel… sounds like I need a similar one for my “collection.”
Anyway, the man tore out of the house and headed to the neighbors to call police. When police arrived shortly after midnight, they found the man covered in blood, suffering from cuts to the face and shoulder.…