Billie Vercellona Is A Drunken Moron

St. Petersburg, Florida–Police received a call around midnight on FridayFriday reviews from Kimberly Crone, who said she was following a motorist who was driving erratically. Before the call to 911 had even ended, the erratic driver plowed into Ted Manooch’s truck, which was parked in front of his house. The driver hit the parked vehicle with enough force to slam it right into the house. After the accident, Kimberly said she jumped out of her car and heard a baby crying. “I tried to break the window, but I couldn’t break it with my hand.” [Read more...]

Joyce Trace Is Not A Sissy

St. Petersburg, FL- If I ever live to be in my eighties, I want to be a feisty old broad like Joyce Trace. In the nursing home or psych ward, wherever it is that my kids decide to dump me off at, I plan to be the motherfucking Godmother of the place and smuggle in as much booze and contraband as possible. I will have my own “soldiers” who will be active in making sure the rest of our “grey ones” are properly taken care of and anyone who tries to interfere with the “family“, will be “sleeping with the fishes” just like Joyce’s attacker.

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Christopher Mauro Has Convenient Amnesia

St. Petersburg, FL–Christopher Mauro, 29, has a disorder. It’s called ’selective and convenient amnesia.’ When authorities asked him about his sexual contact with an 8-year-old girl, the amnesia conveniently struck. ‘I cannot recall and I do not remember.’ Bummer. No worries though, Christopher…you filmed it all. I’m sure the prosecutor will have no problem refreshing your memory.

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James Spencer Adams Is A Nut!

St. Petersburg, FL–The crazy things that crazy people do never ceases to amaze me. Take 63-year-old James Spencer Adams for instance. For some strange, unknown, fucked up reason, he decided he would jam the hook of a plastic clothes hanger down the throat of his 8-year-old step-grandson. I just can’t even come up with a single semi-reasonable explanation as to what could possibly possess him to do such a thing. [Read more...]