Teen Mom Accused Of Throwing Baby

September 22, 2010 at 1:23 pm by Jaded  

Spring Hill, FL – For the past eight months or so, 18-year-old Jessica Duhaime and her infant son have been staying with Mark Agostino and his family…and the brat apparently wore out her welcome this past Monday. Agostino told police he has been trying to help the young mother, but he and his family had grown tired of her attitude and after a heated argument, told her she had to kick rocks. When Jessica’s mother arrived at the home to collect the brat and her spawn, police say the raging teen stormed out of the house and threw her 9-month-old son to the ground. While everyone was checking on the child, Duhaime started throwing containers of baby food onto the driveway. She then slid into her mother’s van through the passenger door, climbed into the driver’s seat and hit the gas, ramming the vehicle into the back of Agostino’s 2006 Nissan and causing nearly $1,000 in damage. Her little tirade wasn’t quite over – when her mother started yelling at her for being a rotten little shit, Jessica got out of the van and punched her in the chest.…

Teen Grounded From His PlayStation 3 Tries To Get Stabby With Parental Unit

April 14, 2010 at 5:36 am by Jaded  

Spring Hill, FL – My teen-aged male kidlet is a die-hard gamer. I have, on more than a couple of occasions, had to pry his X-Box controller out of his hands in order for him to eat, sleep, bathe, etc. If I were to ground said child from said system, I would have to sleep with one eye open for the duration. And for good reason. According to authorities, 15-year-old Jarrod Blake threatened to get all stabby on his step-father after he was grounded from his PlayStation 3 due to “poor grades and poor behavior.” Blake’s stepfather told deputies the kid had stayed up all night with his PlayStation, and at 6:00 Sunday morning, he was ordered to go to bed. Later that same day, the step-father told Blake to mow the lawn. When he stepped outside to check up on the kid’s progress, Blake allegedly pulled a large pocket knife out of his pocket and tried to stab him. Step-dad pinned the ungrateful brat Blake to a chain link fence and attempted to disarm him – in the process, both received minor puncture wounds from the fence.…

Zhifang Chen Left An Impression

April 21, 2009 at 8:33 am by Jaded  

Spring Hill, Florida–Parents, you know what it’s like…you get up late one week-day morning, and it’s a race to get the kids off to school. One kid will always drag his/her feet; dawdling in the bathroom while cleaning up, dressing as slowly as possible, lingering over breakfast in hopes of missing the bus. Zhifang Chen knows how to get those kids moving…bite ‘em on the cheek!…

Detra Washington Is Crazy In Love

March 2, 2009 at 8:30 am by FlamingFox  

Spring Hill, FL — Remember the saying, “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you it’s yours. If it doesn’t, it never was?” There are quite a few different versions nowadays, but Detra Washington’s is “If you love something, never set it free. If it tries to escape…” Well, you’ll see.…

Dummy Used The Wrong Crack For His Pipe

January 25, 2009 at 7:35 am by Jaded  

Shannon Schenck (Myspace)

Spring Hill, FL–This story originally hit the press a couple of months ago but was recently posted in the forums, and I just couldn’t pass it up. This guy not only deserves a Darwin award, he has rightfully earned a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon.

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