Wendell Arnold Gave His Wife A Lift

Lake Ozark, MO- Spousal abuse is never funny. When I hear stories like this one, the first thing that comes to mind is how much I’d like to rip the perp a new one. Then I have to sit back and calmly sip the coffee SoJaded pours while I watch thinkgoat poke her finger in each doughnut to find the freshest one, and try to come up with an interesting twist to the article. It gets difficult sometimes, especially with a dictator like Morbid, who refuses to unlock our staff room door until everyone in his harem has produced something of quality that will entice your senses and get you to leave a comment or two. The power he has over us is strange, and may need to be investigated, but I will say that if you saw us foxy bitches in real life, you would consider him to be one helluva lucky bastard. So, here is the story. Let’s hope he lets me out of this crazy room before Unamused and RottenApple get bored and start photocopying their nether regions on the copier again. [Read more...]

Muzzammil Hassan is Head-Over-Heels in Love

Valentine’s day.  FridayFriday reviews the 13th.  I know which one of these scares me more.  So many couples fall apart as this horrid holiday approaches.  Muzzammil Hassan took this quite literally. Due to a threatened divorce from Aasiya, Muzzammil lost his head a bit, and then made sure his wife lost hers all the fucking way. [Read more...]