Annville, PA – The couple had been out all day shopping at the local big box retailer and were eager to get back to the trailer. They had just picked up a box of fried chicken and Larry Coletti, 51, was hungry. But tragically so was FidoFido reviews, which set off a grisly chain of events leading to Larry’s death. Apparently Pamela Poorman, 55, was going to feed poochy before feeding the man of the house and that pissed Larry off. Pamela later confided in police that she had been being abused for some time, so it’s not a leap here to imagine that maybe Larry had his panties a little bit in a wad about the pecking order thing. He was probably all up in her face  yelling and maybe acting like he wanted to serve her an open faced knuckle sammich instead of chicken. They began to fight. Pamela thought of a good way to end it: she picks up a big RamboRambo IV reviews style survival knife and threatens him with it. Apparently that didn’t work so she stabbed him in the ass a couple times. He died later that night due to complications from blood loss. Pamela called the cops on herself and was whisked off to jail, no bond. I wonder if she finally fed the dog before the police arrived? [Read more...]

Lake Ozark, MO- Spousal abuse is never funny. When I hear stories like this one, the first thing that comes to mind is how much I’d like to rip the perp a new one. Then I have to sit back and calmly sip the coffee SoJaded pours while I watch thinkgoat poke her finger in each doughnut to find the freshest one, and try to come up with an interesting twist to the article. It gets difficult sometimes, especially with a dictator like Morbid, who refuses to unlock our staff room door until everyone in his harem has produced something of quality that will entice your senses and get you to leave a comment or two. The power he has over us is strange, and may need to be investigated, but I will say that if you saw us foxy bitches in real life, you would consider him to be one helluva lucky bastard. So, here is the story. Let’s hope he lets me out of this crazy room before Unamused and RottenApple get bored and start photocopying their nether regions on the copier again. [Read more...]

Port St. Lucie, FL- Tetyana Demyanovych has some serious anger issues. On Tuesday, her 43-year old husband was cooking meatballs for his son when 33-year old Tetyana became angry and pitched a fit. She was upset that her husband had not finished some of his chores, especially a fence he was building.

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We didn’t report on the Chris BrownChris Brown reviews, Rhianna incident that I am sure you have heard about by now. You know, the one in which Chris “punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. ” We did not cover it because at the time, we did not officially cover celebrity stories. But this post isn’t about the crime itself as much as it is the ramifications of the incident, and the actions of the participants afterward. “She probably made him mad for him to react like that,” said a 9th grade girl at a Bronx high school, a comment that appears to mark a widespread sentiment. “So he shouldn’t get into trouble if she doesn’t feel that way,” another said in response to the fact that Rihanna quickly took back her abuser, Chris Brown, after the savage beating he delivered the night before the Grammys. Little abused wives in the making? I think so.

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..including his wife.

Tampa, FL – Timothy Joseph Gilley, 21, has a hot temper, a short fuse, and two children in his house.  One is his two year old stepdaughter; the other is his wife, the former Hope Rhodes, who is now all of sixteen years old. Yes, you heard me.  They got married in May and already he’s trying to strangle Hope and beat up the baby.   Now that’s love, right there. [Read more...]

Lake County, IN – It takes a special kind of asshole to earn his wifebeater on his honeymoon, and Jose Cuevas Jr. is just such a guy. Cuevas, 37, is accused of beating his new bride Marbelin Jeronimo after she said “no way, Jose” to a particular sex act. Cuevas held his wife’s head under water, beat her until her eyes swollen shut, and threatened to kill her. [Read more...]