Spartanburg, SC — The unsatisfied looking gent to the left is 44-year-old Edward Patrick – he was busted earlier this week after allegedly throwing a jar of change at his live-in lady because she refused to suck him off.
The victim, 41-year-old Patricia Watson, told police Patrick tossed the jar at her elbow, leaving a visible mark and causing it to bleed.
In turn, police say, Watson bit Patrick’s thumb. No word on whether blood was drawn.
Patrick, of course, denied the accusation, but refused to give a written statement to police.
Watson, too, refused to give a written statement, declaring to the officer that if she felt the need for a Safe Homes Counselor, she already had the number. Probably on speed dial…..
Patrick’s been booked on charges of domestic violence. No word on the bond/bail amount.
Change jar? Change? For real? Fuck your chump change, dude… had you thrown a wallet full of paper money before requesting a knob-slobbering, things may have turned out differently for the both of ya.…Continue Reading
Spartanburg, SC – The douche you see to your left is 30-year-old William Lee Hollis Jr., a real charming fella. After receiving a report of a possible domestic assault on Monday, police arrived on scene and found the female victim being treated by paramedics – she was vomiting and visibly upset. According to her, Hollis, the father of her two young children, began hitting her about the head and face as the two argued. He apparently didn’t achieve the satisfaction he was looking for with those pussy moves, so he reportedly took it a step further by holding her down and pouring bleach down her throat. Deputies found large amounts of bleach throughout the home and on the couple’s children, ages 8-months and 2-years-old. Both had spots of bleach on their clothing and skin. The battered woman refused medical attention for herself and children. Hollis was booked into jail on charges of aggravated criminal domestic violence and released the next day on a $2,500 bond.…Continue Reading
Spartanburg, SC – In keeping with the whole fast food restaurant theme we seem to have going lately, allow me to introduce you to 39-year-old Lori Turner. The lovely lady has been charged with disorderly conduct after a rather amusing incident at Mickey D’s. (Seriously, what is it about that place that makes people stoopid)? According to police, Turner ordered two sandwiches and two small coffees at about 10:30 Sunday morning. When the cashier turned around to make the coffee, Turner slipped one of the sandwiches out of the bag and stuck it in her draws – she then accused the cashier of cheating her and demanded another sammich. When the cashier refused, Turner started to get a wee bit whacko. 911 was called after the nutjob started making a scene. When a deputy arrived on scene, he reportedly heard Turner screaming “give me my (bleeeping) sandwich!” It was then that the deputy noticed a large grease stain on Turner’s crotch and assumed it was the sammich in question. At least I would hope so.…Continue Reading
SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. – On Monday a woman brought three carts full of merchandise to a checkout line in Target. After the cashier scanned all the items, the woman tried to pay with a bad credit card. The woman apologized and stated she had to run to the bank and that she would be right back. Of course she never showed up and as it turned out, one of her five children who were with her had pushed one of the full carts out of the store unnoticed. Pretty ballsy scam as they depend on the cashier scanning all the electronic items so that when the cart is pushed out the door, the alarm will not sound. But she and her kids have had practice. A security worker said the woman has done this before at that Target store, as well as at other Target stores across the Upstate. But before anyone starts in with the “times are tough” bullshit, this woman didn’t go for food or other kinds of life’s boring necessities.…Continue Reading
Surveillance Video Still Shot of Unidentified Pedophile
Spartanburg, SCÂ - An elderly man shuffled aroundÂ the Dorman Centre Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon, aimlessly looking at things and walking back and forth near the front of the store.Â When asked if he needed help, the man said he couldn’t find his car, and went outside to sit on a bench next to a female employee who was taking a break.Â He then struck up a conversation with the employee that got really weird, really fast.…Continue Reading