Kick A Ginger Kid Day

BRITISH COLUMBIA — Looks like the FacebookFacebook group titled “National Kick a Ginger Day, are you going to do it?” is being blamed for another attack against a red-head kid. The group was created as a joke and heavily influenced by the hilarious South ParkSouth Park reviews episode “Ginger Kids” (watch episode) from 2005. The group suggests that on NovemberNovember reviews 19th, you should kick a red-headed kid. Nanaimo high school student Aaron Mishkin, 13, was unaware of any of this when he went to Journey Middle School on Thursday, but found out quickly when he was continually kicked at school. “I became trapped trying to get through this press of people. And that’s when they kicked me from behind and I fell over.” When asked why a classmate was kicking him, he was told “You have no soul, so you probably can’t feel pain either.” *snicker* He was not the only red-head at the school targeted, and more than 20 students at were suspended. [Read more...]

Dana Stevenson Went Psycho In The Produce Aisle

Vallejo,CA- Seems like a lot of people are still having difficulty dealing with the death of Michael Jacksonmichael jackson. Personally, I’m tired of hearing about it every single day, especially when every time I use google to research stories, his name pops up a gazillion times. I guess that can be a good thing, considering that some of those people still out there googling for their latest fix on the guy’s death will find this story and be introduced to the incredible amount of awesomeness that the Dreamin’ Demon is oozing with. So, welcome to all of you who may be visiting this site for the first time and are now realizing this story is not really about Wacko-Jacko. It is about another wacko named Dana Stevenson, 47, who decided to assault a 7-year old boy with a knife in a grocery store and thankfully the boy’s parents and others were able to stop her freaky frenzy before anyone became seriously injured. [Read more...]

There’s An App For That

I am increasingly amazed by the variety of applications the people over at Apple have made available for their Iphone. Do you want to identify a bird? There’s an app for that. Search for sex offenders in your area? There’s an app for that. Shake a baby to death? There’s an app for that, too – or at least, there was. [Read more...]