Kettering, OH – Fellas, feast your eyes upon this Venus-like enchantress. Look at those lovely green eyes, the pouty lips, the gracious neck. She can be all yours, guys. Yes, for a price somewhere in the $40 and $120 range, she can be your woman for the evening. Wait…what? 40 bucks?!? Do you think she means $40-120 per session? Or $40-120 per month? Yeah. That has to be it. A rent-to-own hooker. Anyway, if you are through drooling over her, we can get to the real reason for her placement here on the Dreamin’ Demon. Lori Richards, 25, is here because she’s a shitty mother. While she’s hanging out at the dive bar looking for a john, her 8-month-old baby boy was sitting home alone – left unattended in a baby swing. Last Saturday evening, officers responded to a call about a woman standing outside a bar offering sexual services for a fee. I’m guessing no one was buying what she was selling – she was still standing out there when the cops arrived. She not only admitted to pimpin’ herself out, she tipped officers off to the fact that she may have left her baby home alone. Sure enough, the little guy was just hanging out in his baby swing. The infant was turned over to his grandparents and Lori was hauled off to the slammer. She’sShe reviews looking at charges of child endangerment and soliciting. Hehh…soliciting. If that chick can make $120 a bop, then maybe I’m in the wrong business. [Read more...]

Ocala, FL- The manager of a T.J. Maxx store in central Florida had a different line of work in mind when a 17-year old boy recently dropped off a job application at his store. On Sunday around 3:45 p.m., the manager of the store, James Murray, sent the teen a text message that asked, “What would u think about maybe doing some work for me personally. It would pay 300-500. Let me know. Phil.” The eager teen called Murray to inqure about what kind of work he was offering to pay for and Murray informed the boy that it would be for oral sex. The freaked out teen put Murray on speakerphone so his friend could listen in on the conversation and after the call ended Murray continued to send the teen text messages. [Read more...]

TUALATIN, Oregon - On June 24, Tualatin police received an anonymous tip stating that a woman, Olivia Bunn, 20, had recently enlisted the help of three men to rough up her ex-boyfriend, the father of her 2-month-old son. Michael Asberry, 20; Jeffrey Dahlke, 20; and Sampson Johnson, 21, were supposed to break into his home and give him a good, old-fashioned beat down, along with another female. Authorities did not give specifics on Olivia’s motive, aside from it being revenge for something. But people close to the case said Olivia hired the three men because she was angry with her baby’s daddy and his new girlfriend. [Read more...]

Durham, North Carolina–Demonites, feast your eyes upon Frank Lombard, associate director of the Center for Health Policy at Duke University. Now, how in the hell did such a prestigious fella end up gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon? Unpaid parking tickets? Overdue library books? Jaywalking? Nah. Seems Mr. Lombard is quite the scummy perv. Lombard was recently arrested and charged with allegedly offering, over the Internet, to have an out-of-state pervert molest his adopted 5-year-old son. Heh…an accommodating and generous perv. How nice…  [Read more...]

Summerfield, Florida -  Let’s face it, we live in a capitalist society.  As long as there is a demand for certain things, there will be someone out there willing to give it to you for a price.  The trick is knowing where to go and who to approach.  For instance, if you want a pair of used panties for sniffing, common sense would dictate that you do not go to a 10 year old girl.  David Kellar, 66,  either has no common sense, or is a sicko perv of the worst variety.  I’m leaning towards the latter. [Read more...]

Edward Graziano

Tampa Bay - Almost two years ago douchebag Nick Bollea, son of Hulk Hogan, was involved in a car wreck that left his passenger, John Graziano, a breathing, permanently brain damaged zucchini. Nick served a whopping 5 months in jail for his involvement in the crash. But this isn’t about Nick; this is about John Graziano’s father, Edward Graziano. He has just been arrested for trying to arrange a hit on his estranged wife, Debra. He paid for her death with $1,100 in cash, a $1,000 personal check and a $13.06 gift card to Westshore Pizza

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Bert’s Bargain Basement Lease-A-Wife & Adoption Service

Newmarket and Durham, NH – At most college campuses, flyers are all over the place.  Every hallway, library, bulletin board has dozens.  The University of New Hampshire is no exception.  But Bert J. Allen III, 44, has been banned from the campus after allegedly posting a two-page flyer in the school library.  The flyer sought girls and women, ages 10 to 30, to serve as Allen’s “concubines or wives” in exchange for tuition money and spring break trips. [Read more...]

PASADENA, TX - Thomas Ramirez, 17, ran into a problem a lot of us have had before at some point in our lives. When the friend of a person you are dating just doesn’t like you. Ramirez, a student at Sam Rayburn High School, found himself in a similar situation when his girlfriend’s best friend didn’t like him and did not approve of the couple’s relationship. He felt that this is why his girlfriend broke up with him and was also preventing any type of reconciliation. So Ramirez did what any normal kid would do in that situation. He hired a hit man to kill the girl.

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